Chapter 58 Chapter fifty-seven

The master creatively launched the "Deyun Society Ticket Purchase Pass Card", and presented the No. 001 card to Mr. Wang who voluntarily withdrew the lawsuit.The day before yesterday, Mr. Wang came to the garden with his pass card, and the boss asked Xu Xu to greet him at the door. Xu: "Mr. Wang, you are here! Have you bought a ticket?" Wang: "I have a pass card, you see." Xu: "It's a good thing, but I can't let you in, because you need to make an appointment to get this card." Wang: "What appointment? Isn't this a pass card?"

Xu: "Usually, it is available. For example, from 7:00 am to 11:00 am, or from 23:00 pm to 6:00 am the next day, you can come to the garden at any time, and you can come in just by talking to the security guard. But now it is performance time, Everyone has a ticket, so it’s a bit special for you to take the card. We are seated according to the number. If you only have a card, you don’t have a ticket, and if you don’t have a ticket, you don’t have a seat. No, you block others when you stand in the front row. There is no such rule when you want to stand on the platform. If you want to stand in the backstage, there will inevitably be suspicion from the media. The big guys are a little jealous of you, and hundreds of gangsters are holding back to sue Lao Guo for change. What about Ka! You have the privilege to think for us, don’t you think?”

Wang: "Then what is the appointment method?" Xu: "That is, you have to call the ticketing phone first, tell us your card number, and tell us when you want to come to the garden. We will register for you, and you can come again." Wang: "I still have to make a phone call, so why do I need this card?" Xu: "This is originally a ticket purchase pass. It means that you can be taken care of during the ticket purchase process, and it is free and guaranteed to book a ticket. What a wonderful thing, I don't have it! If I had a pass card, it would have been a long time ago. The gift is given to someone, and maybe it can be exchanged for a good marriage. It’s sad to say it. After so many years of ups and downs in the organization, this 001 card should also be given to me. Let’s say that I came later than Li Shaobang. But I entered the cross talk business earlier than him; I said that Xiao Luan drove him every day, it was a lot of hard work, but he got a QQ; I said that Lao Guo and Yu Qian are close, but I can also work for him. , but he thought I would steal some of the limelight..."

Mr. Wang was dizzy from hearing this, and decided to go home and make an appointment first. Unexpectedly, after trying so hard to call in, he was picked up by the earring Xu again. Xu: "Mr. Wang, I can tell it's you. It's okay, it's quite cool today..." Wang: "Hold on, I want to book a ticket for tomorrow." Xu: "Do you want the 50 or the 30?" Wang: "I have a pass card for purchasing tickets, and it doesn't cost money." Xu: "Please tell me your card number." Wang: "001." Xu: "That's the number of your card. What I want is the booking password under your coating. You can see it when you scratch it off. There are 54 digits in total. You have to read it correctly. If you make a mistake, the computer will not recognize it! "

Wang: "KSDD14307..." Xu: "Wrong, it's the letter O, not the number 0, read it again." Wang: "KSDD14307JIHNY1P..." Xu: "It's wrong again, the number 1 is not the letter I." An hour later, Mr. Wang finally reported his ticket pass card password completely and unmistakably. Xu: "Congratulations, the computer accepts your reservation, but there is a small problem. This access card can only be used in ordinary performances, but tomorrow is a special performance. If you use the card, you can only get a 10% discount." Mr. Wang has no desires or desires, and he can pay double the price to buy a ticket. He just asked who is the special show tomorrow.

Xu: "Seed cake!" Earring Xu drove Big Dipper on a tour, and when he reached a crossroad, Big Dipper forced to merge. As a result, he was hit by a Maxima driving normally on the right turn road, and both Xiaoxing and Xiaoqian were slightly injured. Earring Xu knew he was wrong, and immediately got out of the car to apologize: "It's too bad, what should I do, I just came to Beijing from Inner Mongolia, the road conditions are not familiar, and the travel is not smooth, I still borrow this car, this..." Liu Yuxi, who drove the Maxima, said: "Come on, you are Xu Xu, don't lie."

Xu: "Since you knew it was me, why did you bump into me?" Liu: "Please, you are the one who didn't turn on the lights, and half of your ass is still outside the line!" Xu: "Nonsense, you and I are standing side by side, how can there be any light?" Liu: "I'm talking about the car. I know you're kidding me. Anyway, the two cars are no big deal. Let's move the car aside and fill out the form by ourselves." Xu: "If you don't know right from wrong, how can you move the car at will? Don't you need the police to open the ticket?"

Liu: "Don't you know, there are new regulations. Both parties involved in minor traffic accidents such as scratches and rear-end collisions must quickly evacuate the scene and negotiate responsibilities on their own. Otherwise, they will be fined 200 yuan if they get stuck in traffic." Xu: "Then you should be fined 200, and I should be fined 100." Liu: "Why?!" Xu: "Because I only blocked half of the lane, and both sides can still go around, but you are seriously blocking a road." Liu Yuxi was afraid of being fined by the police, so he begged Erding Xu to drive the car to the side of the road, and took out the "Agreement on Rapid Handling of Motor Vehicle Traffic Accidents" and asked Erding Xu to fill it out.

Xu: "Why do you still carry the letter of apology with you, bring it here, and pay attention next time." Liu: "Don't be joking, this is an agreement, fill in the responsibilities, and just go to your respective insurance company." Xu: "Then tell me, how much responsibility do you want to take, 80% or 90%!" Liu Yuxi couldn't laugh or cry: "Brother Xu, there are two kinds of responsibilities, full responsibility or shared responsibility, and it's not the probability of precipitation, where there are dozens of percent." Xu: "You are not kind, and you lied to me again. There are three kinds of responsibilities, how can you say two?"

Liu: "How can there be a third type?" Xu: "You are fully responsible, of course I am not responsible; if you agree to take responsibility, I am still not responsible; if you are not responsible, I am definitely not responsible either!" Liu Yuxi completely collapsed, and thought to himself that he had hit a tree, and it was much easier to find insurance to cheat insurance than to argue with the earring Xu, so he threw away the chattering earring Xu Juechen and left. Earring Xu saw that the Maxima was defeated, and immediately dialed 122 to call the police, saying that he was rear-ended by a Maxima, and the unscrupulous driver drove away. Please deal with the perpetrators seriously and maintain road harmony.

The unlucky Liu Yuxi became the first person to violate the new regulations. As a hit-and-run driver, he was fined 2,000 yuan by the Traffic Management Bureau, with 12 points. The insurance company will also increase his Maxima insurance premium by 80% in the second year according to regulations.