Chapter 132 Chapter 53: Shadow Palace

Fan Debiao came to the side of the coffin, and Young Master Liu said to him: "The old Red Guard who broke the four olds, you are a professional in ancient Chinese culture here, and see how the coffin is opened!" Fan Debiao laughed, rubbed his hands together and said, "Hehe, you are a professional, I just understand a little bit." After finishing speaking, he fumbled around on the coffin. Little Liu saw that Fan Debiao had been touching it for a long time, but he couldn't figure out why, so he began to doubt the fat man's ability. First Young Master Liu asked Fan Debiao: "Do you fucking understand it or not? No, come on Jackson."

When Fan Debiao heard this, he patted the coffin and said angrily, "Damn it, I didn't pay homage to Grandpa Mao this time. I'm so unlucky. This coffin is his mother's sealed coffin." Hearing what Fan Debiao said, Jackson imitated Fan Debiao's tone and said: "Being sincere is not a pleasure." Fan Debiao was immediately dumbfounded when he heard this, and asked, "What the fuck is Chen Pi flying to the moon? Is this the formula for opening the coffin?" Jackson shook his head and said, "No...no, what kind of formula is that? It's your Chinese classical Chinese. It means really fucking unhappy. I just felt emotional."

Young Master Liu and Fan Debiao's language skills are basically at the same level. When Jackson said this, Young Master Liu also thought it was a formula or something, but Fan Debiao preempted him when he said this. Otherwise, it would be embarrassing. Damn, this Jackson is not very good at Mandarin, and he even presented classical Chinese in front of me and Fan Debiao, two Chinese people." Thinking of this, I feel a little ashamed. Immediately, he hesitated and said, "Don't drag it too far, find a way to get the coffin." Fan Debiao said: "What are you looking for? Just put explosives on them. As long as the quantity is in place, the things inside will not be damaged." This guy is used to bombing rocks in the construction team, and the first thought he sees is to bomb him. .

First Young Master Liu and Jackson both agreed with Fan Debiao's proposal, so they made a rough plan, distributed the amount of explosives and put them on the coffin, and waited for Fan Debiao to ignite the fire, and everyone jumped down. I saw Fan Debiao copied a fire pocket in his pocket, and said: "The exciting moment has come, the first inversion is about to succeed, comrades are ready." Get ready to dance with Jackson. At this moment, a voice suddenly came from above his head: "Stop, don't light it." Then a black shadow hit the fire switch in Fan der Biao's hand, and the fire switch went out immediately.

Seeing the situation, the three looked up, only to see a black figure resolutely standing in the middle of the stone steps. The black figure kept the posture of throwing things, and according to his skills, he should be a big grasshopper. Young Master Liu was surprised and happy when he saw this person, and he felt an indescribable feeling in his heart. Suddenly the man jumped up and down from the stone steps one by one, and landed beside Fan Debiao.At first glance, this person turned out to be the cabbage caterpillar. He should have gone through a fierce battle and lost all his equipment.The cabbage caterpillar gave Young Master Liu the feeling that he was a big man with brute force and little brains. After the blow just now, Young Master Liu's opinion of him changed 360 degrees.

To be honest, Young Master Liu and the onlookers were quite frightened by the blow of cabbage caterpillar just now. Fan Debiao was in a cold sweat and couldn't recover from it. will happen the same. Fan Debiao understood that the blow just now was made by cabbage caterpillar, and he couldn't help being angry: "You motherfucking caterpillar, you really have to deal with it. You don't have to worry about missing it!" Before the cabbage caterpillar came, I saw a black shadow quickly coming down from above. This black shadow was the big grasshopper. I made this bad move out of emergency." While speaking, he had already reached the coffin.

Young Master Liu was about to ask something, but as soon as Big Grasshopper and the others stepped on the coffin, the coffin trembled, maybe a little overwhelmed. The big grasshopper said: "This is not a place to talk, let's go down and talk." After all, he jumped out of the coffin, and the others jumped off the coffin without hesitation. The first time I fell, I was completely unprepared, so I didn’t feel much. This time I jumped on purpose. The moment I landed, I felt that the soil layer was quite soft, and the cushioning force was not simple. I didn’t feel much when I jumped from a height of several meters. pressure.

When he came downstairs, Jackson took out some firefoils from his bag and lit them on the ground. Immediately, the whole tomb was lit up again. Young Master Liu looked at the big grasshopper and cabbage caterpillar. The big grasshopper's coat was torn. Out of shape, the hair is fluffy, the hat and eyes are gone, the former old professor's gentleness is gone, and now he looks like a real tomb robber.Cabbage caterpillar was even more embarrassed. He was already injured, but the bandages on his hands had turned into strips after tossing around on it. He looked like a mummy from the side.

First Young Master Liu went straight to the point, directly talking about the topic and said: "Big Grasshopper, how can you fight against that bug with your flesh and blood? Judging by your appearance, you seem to be unharmed except for your messy clothes." Fan Debiao was a little impulsive, and it could be seen that he was a little overjoyed: "Let me just say, the gangsters are very capable, and just a few small strongs are in their eyes." "Fart!" said the big grasshopper, "Damn it just now, everyone was cornered. If it wasn't for the secret weapon of the cabbage caterpillar, the three of us would have explained it long ago."

First Young Master Liu was a little puzzled and asked, "Secret weapon? What secret weapon?" The big grasshopper replied: "I don't know what that thing is. It is a potion passed down from the family of cabbage caterpillars. It has the effect of repelling insects." After hearing this, Fan Debiao patted his thigh and said: "Damn, those bugs can be dealt with with insect repellent water? I knew we should prepare two bottles of toilet water, it will work better than anything else." Listening to Fan Debiao's words, Young Master Liu was a little depressed. If this toilet water could disperse Chuo and Zhibing, he would not believe it even if he was beaten to death. He asked Cai Qingchong, "Why didn't you use this secret weapon earlier? It's not a good time to use it, maybe everyone has gone home now."

Cabbage caterpillar stood aside like a statue, and said coldly: "This thing can only be used once." Isn't it enough to use it once, eh?Forget it, it's pointless to ask more questions, so I asked the big grasshopper why he didn't let Fan Debiao blow up the coffin just now. The big grasshopper said: "I think you all understand the arrangement. It's not Zhangjiao lying in the coffin, but his shadow inside." "Shadow?" Young Master Liu was really confused when he heard this, so he asked the big grasshopper what was going on, how could he put the shadow in the coffin. The big grasshopper explained: "The shadow I'm talking about doesn't refer to the reflection of the human body. To be more precise, it is a double. This layout is called the shadow palace. It is an important feng shui pattern for people who attain Taoism to ascend to heaven and become immortals since ancient times." To become an immortal, the ideal of this corner is to become an immortal. The so-called immortality means that one can live forever. Thinking of this, First Young Master Liu is deeply moved. The big grasshopper lit a cigarette and continued: "This layout requires three steps. Feng Shui is called the Three Immortals Thaumaturgy. The first game is the Nine Dragons Corpse Carrying Game, but only eight dragons can appear, and the other is It is used to help the owner of the tomb to ascend, and it is very unlucky to use only eight dragons in the Nine Dragons Corpse Carrying Bureau, so the second game, Shadow Palace, is to arrange the tomb chamber in an upside-down situation, so as to achieve the purpose of turning it into a dragon. The effect is appropriate, the last round is where the real coffin of the tomb owner is located, and only the coffin of the tomb owner can be placed in the tomb of this round." Liu Dashao is very curious about Fengshui of tomb robbery. He has benefited a lot after listening to the explanation of the big grasshopper. He really deserves to be a master of Hong Kong. Dudui didn't get to the point, so he asked Big Grasshopper, "Why can't the coffins in the Shadow Palace be opened?" The big grasshopper said: "This Shadow Palace is the place where bad luck accumulates in this tomb. Unreasonable people opened this coffin. There must be endless troubles. The corpse inside is at least green-haired Daoli divides zongzi into seven grades, arranged from low to high as black, white, blue, orange, green, purple, red, distinguished by fur color, green hairy zongzi is already very remarkable), this kind of tomb has a very The actual use is to prevent theft, if the coffin is opened, even if we have three heads and six arms, we will not escape bad luck." After listening to the big grasshopper, Young Master Liu couldn't help but tremble. If the big grasshopper didn't stop him, everyone might be discussing the construction of the road to communism with Marx and his old man.Fan Debiao is a person who doesn't like long-winded words. Hearing everyone discussing a lot of things about the Shadow Palace, he said impatiently: "What's the use of talking so much nonsense? Just say that the real coffin is there. The socialist modernization drive refuses to be verbose."