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Chapter 39 Chapter thirty-eight

The number of performances has increased, and we will continue to renovate some finishing projects of the garden in our free time.The master felt that everyone was exhausted physically, so he launched a new benefit-free supper on the performance day. The master cooks 200 tea eggs in sesame seed cakes, and eat them together with fried steamed bun slices dipped in Laoganma spicy sauce, and a cucumber, which is nutritious and delicious and not expensive. Last night, the master overheard the discussion of "Si Xiaoyun" in the toilet, saying that the master was rich and unkind, and fooled everyone with the night snack that had deteriorated and shrunk, causing stomach upset after eating it.The chef was very angry, so he asked Shaobing to take a supper to check for himself. It turned out that the tea egg was only slightly bigger than a quail egg, and the cucumber was just a cucumber stick.The master cracked the tea eggs with Jinsinan Ruyi, and found that there was only a semicircle left in the egg yolk.

The master was furious and asked Shaobing to explain clearly. Shaobing was very wronged, saying that the idea of ​​changing a cucumber into a cucumber stick was the idea of ​​​​Li Shao, and said that he could not forget the days of suffering together. Master: "Let's ignore the cucumber. Why are the eggs so small? Didn't you buy them from a place that sells pancakes? He wants the quantity and not the portion. It's not good for us to eat." Shaobing: "I bought the eggs from the supermarket! I picked big ones, who knew that the tea would be small after boiling!"

Master: "Why do eggs shrink? Besides, where did the yolk go? Don't try to fool me. Did you buy expired eggs? How many coupons did you get back? Tell me the truth!" The biscuit was about to cry, Liu Yi came to rescue the biscuit, saying that he could testify that the eggs were all good, but there was a problem in the cooking process. Master: "Tell me, how do you cook it?" Shaobing: "At first I wanted to cook it with high foam, but then Li Shaobang told me that you still have a lot of tea left, so you don't drink it anymore, just put it aside, don't waste it, I think it is also tea, Just... just tea eggs boiled with 'intestinal oil drainage' tea."

The master spouted out a mouthful of tea, and cursed secretly in his heart: "Okay, you have big eyes, just wait and see!" The website of the Crosstalk Commune has been down for N days. The master has received many complaints from Gangsi, and he is unhappy and wants to investigate the responsibility. Yu Qian: "Unfortunately, I shouldn't have promoted online ticket reservations. So many people come to the Internet to grab tickets, how can the server handle it? It will be good if it can't be sold at the 'Yu Ji' store!" Dana: "I told Gao Feng, don't rush to upgrade the server to the Vista operating system, you can just use XP, he doesn't listen to it, but wants to try something new, this time it's salty!"

Gao Feng: "Prickly head, don't make trouble! I haven't had the time to upgrade yet, who is free to paint the server with paint, saying that it needs to be in harmony with the renovated wall, you say, you Say..." (Gao Feng and Dana leaned on each other and went heads-up!) Cao Yunjin: "I told you earlier that the three insurances of the network management should also be covered. You see something happened. The human factor always comes first." Liu Yi: "It was hackers. I see that there have been a few people wearing black clothes at the gate of the garden for the past two days, wandering around there furtively. They look pretty ugly. They should be checked by the police."

Dinosaur: "Where is it? It's just that our server has moved, and when it is moved to the headquarters and settled, the website will be available." Master: "Does it take so many days to move? It's not Li Shaobang who drove to pull it. Who is responsible for it?" Everyone doesn't talk about it, the master insisted on forcing me to say it. I have no choice but to tell the truth, it was Erding Xu who took the opportunity of moving and moved the server to his own home first, he didn't want to take advantage of the organization, it's just that the second season he downloaded in the server "Prison Break", he was afraid that Gao Feng would lose it when he upgraded the system, so he wanted to finish watching it at home.

Earring Xu is still two episodes away from watching, and it is estimated that the day when he returns to the commune will not be too far away.
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