Chapter 7 Chapter Six

Recently, I received two violation tickets in a row, all of which were captured by electronic eyes for speeding near the front door on QQ.Although I paid the fine and deducted points by swiping my card, as a QQ car owner, the master felt that it would damage his image of obeying the law, so let us discuss how to avoid being photographed by electronic eyes. Cao Yunjin came up with the idea to ask Shaobing to stretch the bow and smash a few probes on the road that must pass in the middle of the night.This idea was stopped by Liu Yi. Liu Yi said that the probes are equipped with bulletproof glass, and the force of a stretched bow hitting stones cannot be broken.He suggested to take advantage of the festival to lift the ban, put a few fireworks bombs under the electronic eye, and spray the probe dirty, so that there will be no violation of the rules.Earring Xu, who presided over the meeting, threw Cao Yunjin and Liu Yi out, saying that it was illegal to set off fireworks in the city, and asked them to try in Daxing to see if they could accurately hit the probe in front of the master's house.

Then he came up with an idea, saying that there are still a few "Hundred Years" stickers left from the wedding, which can be used to stick to the QQ number plate.Earring Xu said that although this method works, it has no cultural connotation and should be improved to reflect Deyun's style.So Zhang Dewu was asked to write two "Car Alliance", the front card was "meticulous on stage", and the back card was "absolutely happy in the performance". After finishing writing "Auto Union", Xu asked the biscuits to be posted on QQ. Unexpectedly, as soon as it was posted at noon, the Tianqiao urban management team sent people to come in the afternoon, saying that there was a report from the masses. We published commercial information on private cars without approval, and the content was 3S (three vulgar), and a fine of 500 was required on the spot. Yuan.Li Shaobang hurriedly told the master that the idea came from Erding Xu, and the master asked the accountant to deduct 1,000 yuan from Erding Xu's salary, 500 yuan was handed over to the urban management, and 500 yuan was used as an internal punishment in the organization.

Commercial advertisements are understandable, but how can the content be vulgar?The master asked Shaobing to watch.Shaobing came back and said that the upper and lower couplets of "Chelian" have been changed by one word each. The front sign is "gou"-"hang", and the back sign is "le"-"gan". "!" I asked the pancake seller if I saw who did it. The pancake seller said he hadn't seen it, but he suspected that it was the old man watching the bicycle who "stealed himself". In the afternoon, the master and Li Shaobang went out to talk about things, and Xu Xu, the earring, was asked to continue the meeting.Earrings Xu proposed that QQ should use Li Shaobang's license plate. Li Shaobang's BMW was given by his uncle, Mohammad Ali Wenshan, who was a visiting scholar in the Taliban in Afghanistan, and it had a black plate.Earring Xu said that the master lived in Daxing and went north, and Li Shao helped him live in Changping and went south. It is unlikely that the two cars will meet on the road.Earring Xu asked for a general vote, and everyone else agreed, only Dana abstained.Earring Xu made the decision level a secret, and asked no one to disclose to Li Shaobang, and handed over the making of the fake brand to Gao Feng, and asked him to bring it over after finishing it in Tianjin.

QQ hit the road with a black card.Once I sent the master and Uncle Yu Qian to a performance at the entrance of a large yamen. I called in advance to report the car number, but unexpectedly QQ was stopped by the security guard at the entrance.I heard the security guard say to the security captain on the walkie-talkie: "The car with that brand is here, but a QQ has a black plate of a foreign company. I suspect it is a counterfeit." The captain asked the security guard to see if the person in the car was real. Guo Degang and Yu Qian, the security guard came over to have a look, and then reported to the team leader: "There are two people in the back seat, the one on the right can see the neck, and the one on the left is blocked by a table and looks uncomfortable. I can only say that they are suspected to be Guo Degang and Yu Qian." The captain asked the security guard to confirm his identity, the security guard thought for a while, asked me to shake down the QQ glass, and said to me: "If you can't get in, you deserve it!" I angrily said: "Die~go~!"

When the password was correct, the security guard immediately saluted and asked me to drive the car in.