Chapter 7 The sixth counts the east and the west

The first strike will suffer disaster, and the second strike will be auspicious.If you say I got it wrong, then you are wrong. Seeing that the world's top 500 companies have begun to limit salary and lay off employees, the organization has to follow the wind to reduce expenses. The audience's West Lake Longjing is changed to Zhang Sanba Gaomo, the actors' waiting sofas are replaced with long benches, and the lights in the theater are dimmed. , which made Jin Zi feel better when he talked about Xin Liaozhai, even if the real lotus came, he wouldn't be knocked down by thunder.

The master also hopes that we can reduce the cost of props and costumes, so I proposed to reduce the seven boards to five, and the two boards can be used as jade envoys, but Gao Feng objected. At this point, the master criticized him for not seeking improvement and not being willing to innovate. Dana suggested that it is not necessary to let all the actors wear gowns. The funny ones can’t be seen by the public.Li Shaobang questioned that it would be uncoordinated to be on stage like this.Dana said that the way of playing can be changed, and those who are funny go to the entrance and exit door, and those who are amused can learn from Liu Huan and Brightman, and install a lifter under the table to rise from the bottom of the stage. It can appear on the stage at the same time, and can increase the audience's curiosity and enhance the performance effect.

Shaobang coldly gave advice to Da Na. In fact, you can also save the back patch of the gown. As long as you come out sideways, the audience will not be able to see it. However, I can save four large handkerchiefs by making a small gown. Also contributed a bib. Jin Zi felt that although paper fans were cheap, they were too easily damaged. It was better to order a few stainless steel fan frames. Although the initial cost was higher, the later maintenance cost was less, and an iron fan was durable. Liu Yuntian quickly reminded the master that compensation for work-related injuries is much more expensive than buying a fan.The master thought about it, and then asked us to save money in a reasonable and legal way.

Shaobing continues to make a fuss about the coat, and analyzing the reduction of fabrics will not reduce the labor cost, in fact, it will not save a lot of money.But the coats cannot be washed by themselves, so they can only be sent to the laundromat for ironing and ironing, which is a waste of money.I was surprised that Shaobing asked this question, because other people’s coats are often sent for washing, but only Shaobing’s has a natural air-drying policy. Our coats can be stacked, and only his coat can stand there.Our gowns are all the same color, only his is multicolored, the red one is tomato sauce, the green one is leek flower, the pink one is salad dressing, the light yellow one is vinegar, the white one is garlic sauce, you can see the biscuits What I often eat is either stewed and roasted or McDonald's.

The master is very interested in the proposal to save laundry costs, so he urged Shaobing to talk about the solution.Shaobing only noticed the kindness on the master's face, but didn't notice the sword-like gazes of other people. This kid is lazy and unwilling to be reimbursed for laundry expenses, so he spouted nonsense here to see how to deal with him next.Shaobing said that if you don’t want to wash it, you can’t use ordinary cotton cloth and wool to make a coat. You have to use 100% chemical fiber materials or simply use plastic cloth. The plastic coat is durable and dirt-resistant, and it’s easy to repair if it’s broken. Just stick it on.

The master was very impressed with the creativity of the biscuit, but he felt that it was a bit inconsistent with the national policy of restricting plastic bags, so he decided to try it on a small scale first, and assigned the biscuit and Sier to make a set of plastic coats to see the effect.Shaobing is very proud, but Xiao Sier is very helpless. In addition to the plastic coat, there is another idea that has been approved by the master, which is to reduce the frequency of toilet use in the garden, that is, to reduce the use of toilets in the garden by raising the threshold, sealing up the squatting position, and transforming the method of sound-activated flushing to achieve energy saving and emission reduction. , this job was naturally handed over to Yue Shuai.

Let’s talk about the plastic gown first. The chef paid 200 yuan each for the biscuits and Xiao Si’er. Xiao Si’er bought plastic film used in serious vegetable greenhouses and found a professional tailor.Shaobing pulled several old IKEA large yellow plastic bags from nowhere, cut and stitched them by myself, because the needlework was not good enough, so I asked some 502 glue from the nearby shoe repair shop, and glued them into one object, roughly The two cloaks were tied around the neck one after the other, and a plastic bag was placed on each arm. He thought it was too troublesome to apply a little bit of glue to the seams, so he simply wrapped it with that kind of yellow wide tape a few times, but it was strong. a lot.

Xiao Si'er's plastic coat looks decent, but the film is a bit thin and the light transmission is serious.The sesame seed cakes put on the yellow pockets, and at first glance it looks like a newly repaired sesame seed oven.Anyway, the clothes were finished, and the two of them went around the background a few times to ask for opinions. The two couldn't see the effect in the background, so they decided to try it on stage, only to find out the problem when they went up.The two of them went on the stage. You know that the backstage is covered with a floor, and the stage is covered with a chemical fiber carpet. Usually, the effect of frictional electrification is not visible, but the film pack and the pocket pack are full of electricity, because the materials are different. Xiaosi'er's film suit is sucked from the top, and the hem is turned up. There is always a tendency to expose her thighs. The film has a see-through effect, no matter how you look at it, Xiao Sier has the charm of Monroe.

The sesame seed cakes were in the opposite pocket, and they were always sucked down by the carpet, which made his neck hurt. He also felt that the glue had been opened in many places, and it was only because of the adhesive tape that the whole line did not collapse.No matter what, what to wear is small, and cross talk is big, Shaobing wants to adjust the microphone first, but the static electricity on the body and the AC current of the microphone have an effect, the blue light flashes, and the fuse of the theater is blown.The emergency lights were on, and there were only a few loops of tape left on Shaobing's body, and pieces of clothes made of yellow plastic bags were dancing on the stage.

Over there, Xiao Sier was eager to save Shaobing, so he pulled him with both hands, and the film shrank instantly, changing from a coat to a vest.The most 3S performance in the history of Deyun, it has achieved great success.The master who came out to save the scene did not forget to warn the audience that anyone who dares to post a photo of the scene on the commune website will immediately disqualify Gangsi. The shock on the stage was not over yet, and there was another cry for help from the restroom. Yue Shuai was plastering cement and padding wood in the restroom to raise the threshold so that the audience would back off and give up using the restroom in the garden. There was a power outage, and there was another commotion outside. Yue Shuai ran out quickly, and suddenly remembered that he had raised the threshold in a panic. On the head, his head hit the door beam, and when he fell down, he hit the freshly plastered cement. Fortunately, the cement was not dry, leaving only a head mark. Even so, Yue Shuai was surrounded by gold stars, unable to get up , only calling for help.

Counting the cost of repairing the circuit and renovating the toilet, the money that should have been saved was not saved, but the money that should not have been spent was spent a lot.Seeing that the two cost-cutting policies failed, the master was so angry that he walked away at the staff meeting.The next day, we all received a notice. In view of the high cost of performances, the organization decided to increase the monthly bus fare by 50%, and charged according to the head. The cost of the shuttle bus has not increased, so why increase the fare for the shuttle bus separately; second, except for a few people who live in Daxing, the rest of the people can't take the shuttle bus, so why have to pay.The master’s explanation is as follows. First, the standard of shuttle bus fare is based on the price index of Sinopec (although this index only rises with the international oil price, once it falls, it will remain stable for a long time); second, since the car cannot be driven, it must be paid For road maintenance fees, you have to pay high-speed tolls whether the road is blocked or not, and you have to pay compulsory insurance if there is an accident, so it is normal to pay the bus fare whether you take the bus or not; Comrades who think of a way and laugh at their ideas must seriously self-criticize and unconditionally accept the resulting organizational decisions.