Chapter 20 Chapter 3 Granny Fan and Wang Banxian

Lu Jinlian seemed to be particularly interested in Wang Banxian's legs.She focused on holding one of his legs, wanting to take a bite.Wang Banxian lay on the ground, unable to turn over due to the strain on his legs, and the broken sword in his hand was not long enough to be used. A thought suddenly popped up in his mind: the aircraft carrier was overturned in the gutter, and Zhang Fei choked to death on the dinner table. In the midst of this despair, he saw a few people walking up the small road of Wei's house.Wang Banxian was overjoyed, and took a closer look, isn't this the captain and the others?I saw the captain with an angry expression on his face, striding over with his hands behind his back.Several militiamen on the team followed behind.

Wang Banxian was so happy now that his eye sockets were a little moist.But seeing the captain take out some things from behind, he was so happy that he almost cried.The team leader held a stack of talisman papers and said loudly: "Wang Weizhen, tell me the truth, did you make these ghostly drawn talismans? Why are you still lying on the ground?" Not long ago, I found that Wang Banxian was wrestling with a person. Seeing this, he immediately became angry: "My surname is Wang De, I picked up these ghostly symbols on the road, and I knew you were causing trouble again! As soon as I heard about it, You and Wei Fuguo came to his house, and they brought someone to look for you right away! You...you still fight with other people's wives? Are you still shameless?"

Wang Banxian smiled wryly: "I said Captain, come quickly!" The team leader walked up to Wang Banxian and pointed at his nose: "I'll see what you want this time! Pull him away!" After speaking, he raised his head: "Wei Fuguo, Wei Fuguo, where have you been? Your daughter-in-law If you fight with someone, you don't even try to persuade him!" Wang Banxian was in a hurry: "Captain, quickly put a talisman on Lu Jinlian's head, otherwise it will be dangerous!" The captain was furious: "At this time, you still want to confuse the public and drag me, an old revolutionary... ..."

The three militiamen who were pulling Lu Jinlian suddenly yelled: "Captain, the hug is too tight, I can't pull it!" It can't be pulled off, and it won't make people laugh to death if it spreads! He had no choice but to go over together and work hard with the three of them.Under this pull, it didn't even pull.Wang Banxian yelled: "I said captain, Mo La, my leg is about to break, please help me put a talisman!" Jinlian's hand was pulled away. The pain caused Wang Banxian to hug his legs and yell on the ground, and the team leader said, "Sister Wei, don't be so angry, this is a Chinese New Year... Hey, that Wei Fuguo, where are you going?" Already?" Just as she was about to persuade Lu Jinlian again, suddenly Lu Jinlian rolled her eyes and threw herself on him.

"Oh, you are..." The captain was wondering, but felt that he couldn't breathe.The three militiamen rushed up to pull them, but they couldn't pull them off. "I'm talking about the daughter-in-law of the Wei family, let's talk if we have something to say...don't...don't pinch me..." "Oh... grandma, I cut off your father or your old mother. As for my life?" The captain swung his arms round and tried to protect his neck, but he couldn't resist Lu Jinlian's attack at all. Offensive, after a while, he was suppressed so much that he had nothing to breathe, and he was so excited that he just yelled, so it didn't matter if it was a swear word or not?

He was chattering and cursing here, but the sound of "slapping" footsteps came from the door. Everyone was facing the door, waiting for the owner of the footsteps to appear. After a while, I saw an old woman with a jade hairpin in her head, sneering, hunched over at the door, it was none other than Granny Fan.She didn't come here empty-handed, but brought a jar, which is the kind that ancient people used to hold wine. She glanced at Lu Jinlian who was fighting, and suddenly understood a lot.Holding the altar in his left hand, he squeezed his right hand, took small golden lotus steps, and copied to the captain's side in three and two steps, lightly stretched his arms, and lifted Lu Jinlian from behind like embracing the moon. As soon as he bites, the heel of his back will be pulled back. Three times in a row, Lu Jinlian and the captain are finally separated.

Granny Fan was about to take a breath, but Lu Jinlian who suddenly jumped up stretched her hands forward, abandoning the captain, and wrapped Granny Fan's neck again, bending down violently and pinching her down.Pulled Granny Fan's upper body down.Followed by Lu Jinlian's voice, like cannonballs, there were continuous weird tones. "It's terrible!" The team leader just suffered a big loss under Lu Jinlian's hands, and now seeing her use this trick to the old and frail Granny Fan, he couldn't help but screamed instinctively. Wang Banxian immediately scolded after hearing the words: "You are miserable! My senior sister is not as bad as you, she can crack this trick!"

Sure enough, although Granny Fan was strangled by Lu Jinlian, she remained calm in the face of danger, she pushed forward with both hands, and loosened Lu Jinlian's arm like an iron band.Then he slammed his head forward.A head thumped firmly on Lu Jinlian's chest, and the two separated. "Boom..." Granny Fan took advantage of the victory and pursued, stepped up, twisted her hips, kicked her legs, and firmly kicked Lu Jinlian down.Immediately afterwards, he turned over and picked up the wine jar that had been carried into the yard before, without further ado, he directly opened the bottle cap of the wine jar. It was a piece of red silk cloth with a yellow charm on it. , but the wine jar is empty, nothing.

"Take it!" Granny Fan tied her sword finger and tapped three centimeters below Lu Jinlian's throat. Lu Jinlian immediately sat up on the ground, with a little white smoke coming out from the top of her head, and the wine jar was like a bellows. The smoke was sucked in all at once, and then there was nothing left.Everyone was still wondering, thinking it was a poison gas bomb from the Japanese devils, and covered their mouths and noses with their hands.Only Wang Banxian jumped up reluctantly, tore off a talisman from the captain's hand, and stuck it on Lu Jinlian's forehead. Lu Jinlian felt as if she had been shocked by an electric shock. She trembled for a while before she collapsed. He spat out black sewage.Wang Banxian heaved a sigh of relief, and glanced at Granny Fan with lingering fear. Granny Fan gave him a supercilious look, as if saying, you old man is only half dead.The captain was still in shock and was about to say something.But Lu Jinlian slapped him on the face with a backhand: "You bastard, you are so brave, dare to hug me, I will kiss you... Oh, captain? It's you!"

The team leader stood up resentfully, seeing that his woolen overcoat, which he usually wore for meetings outside the city, was already terribly dirty, he couldn't help but blush with anger.Lu Jinlian was accompanied by a smiling face: "Oh, captain? Who made you like this!" At this time, the voice had changed back to Lu Jinlian.Wang Banxian said inwardly that he was ashamed, such a trivial matter was done to him like this! Seeing that the overall situation has been settled, the four people in the room all came out.The captain pointed at Wang Banxian's face, and snorted coldly at Granny Fan who stabbed him horizontally: "You guys, a few years ago I saw that you two changed quickly, so I didn't say much about you. This relaxation of education will make the old I have brought out the set... Ah, Wang Weizhen, tell me, what do you want to do today?" Looking at his virtue with his hands on his hips, he completely forgot the scene of fear just now, this man, he changed really fast , a quarter of an hour before the thunder, Father Sun showed his face a quarter of an hour later.

Wang Banxian called out to Qu: "Captain, I'm also using local methods to save people. Isn't this our folk wisdom?" The captain ignored him, and called Wei Fuguo over: "Tell me, what did you call Wang Weizhen for?"If I let others know that I am looking for someone to use this superstitious method to treat my daughter-in-law, I am afraid I will be in trouble! "My daughter-in-law has had a fever for the past two days and hasn't recovered. I went to ask the doctor at the health center, but Wang Banxian said he could watch it... I didn't think about it for a while, so I called him here... I don't know many things. I'm in the house with the kids..." Lu Jinlian quickly interjected, "Yes, yes, I've been running a fever for the past two days, and I'm groggy. It's outside..." The team leader heard that the two people were confused, so he asked First Young Master Liu and Ma Xiaoyan, "What are you two talking about?" Earlier, Ma Xiaoyan was ashamed of not being able to help, so she said quickly: "Captain, we heard that aunt was crazy, so we came over to have a look, and Uncle Wang cured her with some simple methods!" Wang Banxian became excited and said, "Look, all Chairman Mao's children say that!" The team leader was furious: "You still want to lie to these good boys, you guys, open your eyes, don't let him fool you, if there is such a thing, I will make a report..." At that time, if the cadres gave a report to others, saying that there was a problem with their thinking, then they would be in great trouble. If they were paraded in the streets, they would be sent directly to the Northwest for construction.Thinking of this, the three of them dared not speak.The team leader nodded in satisfaction, and said to Wang Banxian: "Today, people were brought to arrest you, but for the sake of your positive attitude in pleading guilty, go back first, and then criticize and educate you after you go to work. !" Wang Banxian's heart turned cold, hey, in this way, life will be difficult in the future!First Young Master Liu and Ma Xiaoyan looked at each other, neither of them dared to speak, so they dragged Wang Banxian and Granny Fan to the house.Granny Fan didn't speak, just sighed, but heard Lu Jinlian say behind her: "Captain, your clothes are dirty, let me wash them for you?" The captain said: "No need, your house doesn't even have a bar of soap..." Wang Banxian couldn't bear it any longer, and turned around and said, "Wei Fuguo, hurry up and bury that bone properly, burn some incense sticks, Otherwise there will be trouble!" The captain's face turned green with anger: "You're still screaming!" As soon as he finished his voice, Wang Banxian trotted away and disappeared, leaving Granny Fan and Young Master Liu smiling wryly at each other.