Chapter 7 Chapter 6 Black smoke on the ancestral grave!

"Plop, plop..." First Young Master Liu became more anxious, the more uneasy his hands became.In just ten minutes or so, the living room at home was almost turned upside down. Judging by the posture, it looked like a battle. Coincidentally, at this time, his father was finishing the weeds in his field, carrying a hoe and walking towards the house, humming old Shanghai tunes, but when he opened the door, he was dumbfounded. After a quick glance, I saw a bench here and a feather duster there. I thought my house had been burglarized, so I spit into my mouth, then tore off the hoe hanging from my shoulder, and prepared to give it to the thief who was still writhing. It was so ruthless, his mother followed behind his father, and raised the earthen pot holding the tea, probably trying to make up for it.

"My wife, we...our family..." First Young Master Liu's mother Wang Guihua shrank her neck and said. "Hush..." "Listen to that sound, the thief hasn't left yet, grandma, you're greedy enough, go in quietly later, don't startle the snake!" Compared to Wang Guihua, Liu Dashao's father, Liu Honest, is much calmer, knows strategies, and knows how to fight. The whole two idioms. "Yes, yes, yes..." Wang Guihua nodded again and again, her admiration for Liu Laoshi was like a continuous torrential river, or like a flood of the Yellow River, out of control.Xindao: This man didn't marry for nothing, don't look at the word "honesty" in his name, he is actually shrewd.Being distracted, he almost slipped the raised tea pot out of his hand, so frightened Liu Laoshi hurriedly hid aside, for fear of becoming a victim.

"Okay, okay, you're outside, I'll go in alone, put down the crock for me quickly, don't hit the thief, I'll smash my head!" Liu Laoshi couldn't help but cry. "Then father, be careful." "Hmm." Speaking of this, Liu Laoshi carefully opened the door panel with a hoe, squinted his eyes and glanced at the room, and then walked towards the source of the sound, the big cabinet by the wall. The sound was intermittent, and one could tell that the thief was looking for something in the drawer, looking through this and that, closing this and opening that, it was very lively.And Liu Laoshi's wrinkled face also showed a cold smile as the footsteps approached.

"I'm so sick, where are those things?" Behind the big cabinet in the middle, an impatient voice murmured to himself. Yell, you thief, you are still tired of stealing things, this is the first time I have seen this kind of top-notch goods in decades of life.Liu Laoshi curled his lips, rolled his eyes, and said with a sneer, "Who put precious things in the living room! You should start looking for them from the kang." The man behind the cabinet didn't seem to react when he heard the voice, he just denied it casually: "On the kang? Impossible, impossible, fools put those things in the kang."

"Why is it impossible! You put the deposit in the living room, didn't you lose it?" Liu Laoshi also got on top of this thief. "Who said I'm looking for money, I'm looking for paper incense candles!" "What? Mingzhi incense candle?" Liu Laoshi almost bit off his tongue. What kind of world is this? I have seen thieves steal gold and steal money. How come they steal and burn things for dead people? Does this guy have a quirk? "Yeah, I don't know where our mother put all these things. I remember seeing them in the cabinet last time. Could it be that they are all used up? I don't think anyone died in the nearest neighbor's house!" That voice He scratched his head and scratched his head suspiciously.

Now that he was so close, Liu Laoshi could tell who the voice was, the tone, the tone, never mind, it must be his naughty son who was doing nothing all day long. "Fuck, you bastard, what are you doing! Look at the things in this place, don't tear down our house!" Going around the cabinet, he found that it was Young Master Liu who was squatting behind him rummaging through things. Liu honestly couldn't help out of my mouth. "Father, you came back early today! What are you doing with a hoe? By the way, where have we received all our paper money? I haven't found it after searching for a long time." Young Master Liu looked up and saw his father , hehe smiled.

"I was just about to ask you, why are you looking for those unlucky things!" Liu honestly said angrily. "No...it's nothing." First Young Master Liu pouted, "I'm thinking about burning paper and incense for the ancestors." "For the ancestors, burn paper, burn incense?" Liu Laoshi really wondered whether his son's head was kicked by the donkey that was just pulled by the neighbor's mill. It’s not going to happen, and I still burn incense to the ancestors, and I didn’t tear up the family tree of the old Liu’s family. The small plane is a Bodhisattva’s manifestation, and even his great-grandfather’s name is not known, and he still worships a bird!

"Yeah, hurry up and tell me where it is, and I'll go right away." Young Master Liu stood up from the ground, patted the ashes on his body, and said anxiously. "Wait..." Liu Laoshi dropped his hoe and interrupted him with a wave: "Son, you have a fever or a cold. Would you like to see Dr. Li from the village health center? Dad gave him a pack last time. Vermicelli, he owes our family favors!" "Me? Fever? Cold?" Young Master Liu pointed to his nose, "No, I'm in good health, and I'm not sick." "That's out of your mind?" Liu Laoshi still couldn't believe it, he wanted to see the flaws in Young Master Liu.

"Father, what's the matter with you!" First Young Master Liu couldn't bear the trouble he caused. "What's wrong with me, what's wrong with you!" Liu Laoshi squeezed the muscles on his face, and Wang Guihua, who heard the conversation between the two of them, was also full of love, and even tears came out of the corners of his eyes: "Young dog!" , it’s all my mother’s fault that I didn’t take good care of you at home and let you smash your head.” "Father, mother, you... oh! I won't tell you anymore!" Young Master Liu felt that at this moment, even if he had three heads, eight mouths, four arms and twelve legs, he couldn't make sense of it. .

"I just went to see the grave of my ancestors, is it wrong?" "That's right!" Liu Laoshi shook his head again and again. "Then why are you all so weird..." "Son, the key point is that you haven't visited the old Liu family's ancestral grave since you were born! You don't even know the name of your great-grandfather. Now you suddenly say that you will go to the ancestral grave to burn paper. Can we not worry about your head being smashed?" Is it broken?" Liu Laoshi said with a bitter face. "That's it..." First Young Master Liu smiled embarrassedly. To be honest, he really didn't remember his great-grandfather's name, or his grandpa's name. It seemed... he seemed to have forgotten it too.

"The paper money and incense candles are kept in the kitchen by my mother. If you want them, I can give them to you, but you have to tell your mother clearly why you have to go to worship the ancestor's grave." Wang Guihua stepped forward and grabbed Liu Da Said the little hand. "Eh..." Young Master Liu wanted to tell a series of strange things that happened last night, but he was afraid that his parents would be worried (in fact, he was afraid that his father would know that he went to gamble in the middle of the night), so he made it up after being vague for a long time. A reason came up: "That...hehe, hehe..." "Don't smirk, talk about business!" Liu Laoshi will not let this son who is slipperier than a loach get away with it, he needs an explanation. "Well, no, isn't your son and Yanzi quite compatible? We get along well, so I thought about burning incense for our ancestors, and let them bless me to marry Yanzi back home to your second elder as a wife. "When Young Master Liu said this, he was half sincere and half false, so he quickly lowered his head, for fear that his father would find out that he was lying. But his move was completely superfluous. When it comes to daughter-in-law, you can see that Liu Laoshi and Wang Guihua's eyeballs immediately brightened, and they looked at each other and smiled, as if one of them was a big girl, and the other was hooked. land.Seeing Young Master Liu lower his head, why did he have any other thoughts? He still felt that his thick-skinned son was shy after all! "You son of a bitch, how old are you! I just want to spend my time!" Liu Laoshi laughed and cursed, but his mouth was full of grins. "Cut, our young dog did the right thing this time, and my mother supports her 100%!" Over there, Wang Guihua pushed Liu Laoshi, rolled her eyes and said in her heart, we are thinking about holding our grandson, you old man, don't let him down enthusiasm. "You..." Liu honestly rolled his eyes back at what he said. "What me! Dragons give birth to dragons and phoenixes, and the son of a mouse can make holes! Your son has learned this from you." Wang Guihua said with her hands on her hips. "What are you learning from me! I'm an honest person..." "The old face is not ashamed, not ashamed! You are still honest. Back in the day, my old lady, I gave you the ecstasy soup in a different way, and promised to spend the rest of my life with you, a sloppy ghost!" Wang Guihua did not hide it. road. "You...you really can't open which pot you can't lift!" Liu Laoshi said in embarrassment.Wang Guihua turned around and went into the room, and handed a package full of paper incense candles to First Young Master Liu: "Young Master Dog, do you want Mother to accompany you?" "No, it's in broad daylight, and besides, I know the way." First Young Master Liu didn't want others to join in, and he had to ask his ancestors to protect him from being haunted by evil spirits! "Then, mother won't accompany you anymore, remember to take care of my future wife! Girls should be coaxed more..." Wang Guihua chattered and poured her own experience into Young Master Liu. "Okay, I know, I know." First Young Master Liu waved his hand impatiently, stepped out the door with his things in his hand, and left a mess all over the floor. He is in a very bad mood now, he doesn't know if those things will I will come to find myself again, and I don't know what is going on with Tian Guoqiang and the others. After burning the paper, I have to go to their house first to see the situation, and then discuss with everyone. "By the way, Young Master Dog!" Just as First Young Master Liu frowned and walked out of the yard sullenly, Wang Guihua's voice sounded again behind him. "My God, what's wrong?" "Remember there is a willow tree next to our ancestral grave, don't mistake it, it burned to someone else's grave..." "Ahem..." First Young Master Liu had the urge to choke himself to death with his saliva, and nodded quickly, then followed the mountain road and went up the intestines of Luan Graves. What Wang Guihua said was true, there were piles of buns on the grave, the days passed, the wind and rain, the handwriting on the tombstone was not very clear, it was really not easy to find.But with the little willow tree as a reference, Young Master Liu finally found his own masters among the masters. The sun is shining brightly, and there is a gentle breeze from time to time, like a woman pinching her back, not to mention how comfortable it is, so even though Young Master Liu is alone in the barren graveyard, he does not have too much heart palpitations . He took out the fire folder, blew a breath, and lit the yellow paper spread in front of the stele. The flames became smaller and bigger, burning the face of the person, and the burning yellow paper slowly curled up into a ball. Then it turned into pieces of black butterflies and flew towards the distance. First Young Master Liu took out a few decent gold ingots from the package, threw them into the fire, imitated how he looked like a monk when he was watching a theater, put his palms together, and said a word to prostrate once. "Ancestors, grandpa, your grandson has a bad year and was kicked out by ghosts. I beg you to be merciful and bless me to buy and sell those things from today onwards. No one will see anyone else. You keep these big ingots." Come on, buy some braised pork in the underworld to eat, and if the sword is not old, buy a few more chicks to serve you." "But we have to keep the ugly words on our heads. If you take the money for nothing, don't bless me, and let me be harmed by ghosts, our old Liu family, which is a single lineage, will have no children and grandchildren in the future. You will never think about anyone in the future." I'll give you this and that!" After saying these words in a half-pleading and half-threatening tone, First Young Master Liu sat down on the ground and took a breath, looking at the surrounding environment. "It is said that whoever has a champion in his family will smoke from his ancestral grave. If someone has a bad guy, his ancestral grave will emit black smoke. Look, although our ancestral grave did not emit green smoke, it also did not emit black smoke. It seems that I am still a He's a pure and kind person!" Looking at the sky, Young Master Liu said intoxicated. It doesn't mean that it might be okay, but it really caused a problem.Suddenly, Young Master Liu only noticed that his field of vision suddenly became dark. When he lowered his head, three pillars of black smoke burst out from the three ancestral graves of his family at some point, as if responding to Young Master Liu's words. call. "Oh my god! Grandpas, grandson knows his mistake!" First Young Master Liu jumped three feet high and sprinted down the valley. It turned out that he was really bad and hopeless... If you want to say that this good brother has a knife in his ribs, which bastard said this sentence, Liu Dashao couldn't remember it for a while, if he really remembered it, he might stab him to death while standing and talking. guy. It's nothing else, I've been terrified all day, but Tian Guoqiang, Goudan and the others are very leisurely, like goddamn gods, playing chess at the head of the village at the moment, which makes Young Master Liu really want to go to Xingshi Asked about the crime, of course, he did the same. "Okay, you three brats, left me alone and ran away, there is no reason!" Young Master Liu smashed all the chess pieces on the stone platform, and smashed them on the ground with a crackling sound. "Brother, brother, don't get excited! If you have something to say, speak up." Tian Guoqiang saw that something was wrong with Young Master Liu, and hurried forward to persuade him. "Don't pull me! I don't engage in homosexuality!" Young Master Liu scolded angrily. "And you, Tian Guoqiang, thanks to my desperate efforts to pull you out of the ruined temple, you who were obsessed with ghosts, you are better off, and you just rubbed the soles of your feet with them. Is that how you repay me? Is this still a brother?" "Look, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding! It's a mess, and there are those things behind us. We have no other ideas other than running away! Besides, we were all separated after running. Fortunately, the four of us are lucky and lucky. , it’s fine!” Tian Guoqiang said. "Don't avoid the important things with me, let's take the light." First Young Master Liu sneered, "Even so, if you come back safely, you won't look for me, or see if I'm back?" "Oh, how wronged I am! Didn't I look for it? Your father said you were sleeping at home, so he didn't bother you. Our hearts are not much better now, and our hearts are blocked." Tian Guoqiang said. "Forget it, don't the rest of us know what happened last night?" First Young Master Liu lowered his voice and asked. "This..." Tian Guoqiang frowned: "I don't know, and we didn't dare to say." "That's good. Everyone, don't make too much trouble these days, and don't go out at night. The village is really not peaceful recently." "Brother, it's up to you to say? After what happened last night, even if you lend me a hundred courage, you don't dare to go out at night again!" Tian Guoqiang cried, and was pushed to the ground by a few brats. It was like a XXOO meal. "Well, let's go to the small shop, I'll treat you!" Young Master Liu didn't want to pursue it any further, and immediately patted his chest and said, as soon as this sentence came out, it immediately attracted a burst of cheers. At that time, it was not like now, the supermarkets were full of beautiful things, what was good, not to mention Copic, Sprite milk tea, etc.; at most, there were only sunflower seeds fried with salt, honey sugar, small biscuits, even these unremarkable things Things can be regarded as a resounding luxury snack. Looking at the three greedy green eyes behind him, Young Master Liu had the illusion of being trapped in a wolf's den.After a lot of pain, he gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and decided to buy four packs of melon seeds, plus a small bag of candies. "Yaohe, let me tell you, little guy, why did you get rich? You usually open bags of melon seeds when you buy them, but today is good. It's better to buy them all at once. Have you gotten rich?" Turning around, he grabbed four packages from under the counter. The humble little bag, also known as some candy, the owner Chen Datou glanced at Young Master Liu, Tian Guoqiang and others, and joked. "You guessed it right this time. Winning is a small win, just for fun, right! Besides, I don't care about that little money. So take advantage of the sunny weather, please A few brothers went out to have a dinner together." Liu Dashao is a person who likes to be shy, and now he finally seized the opportunity, so naturally he couldn't let it go.