Chapter 4 Chapter Three Xiushui Village

Xiushan Village and Xiushui Village are located at the two ends of the valley, separated by a strip of water.Since it is a neighbor, it will certainly not be far away.The footsteps are fast, and after walking for about ten minutes, they will pass through.However, because there is a forest in the middle, the movement from the other side of the mountain cannot be heard no matter what. Besides, these days, death is not a big deal. It is true that Mrs. Hu has some small favors for the people in Xiushan Village, but it has nothing to do with Xiushui Village. The old man's family also understands this reason. Invitation, if people don't come, isn't this putting your face on their ass?Besides, the family is not poor, and there is no shortage of funeral money. Therefore, in view of this idea, the Hu family unanimously decided not to let this neighbor participate.As a result, under the moon of the 15th day, the white lanterns covered the sky over there, but it was very lively here. To add to the fun, the village head made an exception and played a few nice songs on the loudspeaker, although most people didn't like it. I knew that the singing girl was babbling and babbling, but listening to the tune was pretty good, and some people even hummed along.There is a distance of several hundred meters, the gap is so big!

On the street, an old farmer wearing a mink hat tremblingly touched his itchy ears from the cold, exhaled whitely, and waited until there was some considerate warmth between his hands, then he put the door that had already been prepared. The vegetables were brought into the house, there was no way, the weather in the Northeast has always been so miserable! Looking at his burden, there is actually nothing delicious. The wind and rain are not going well these days, and everyone's education level is also low. Occasionally, a few who can read and speak are all dismissed by the village. Changping has become a document, so that even if the new vocabulary of greenhouse technology is mentioned to the villagers, they must be in the fog and don't know why, let alone planting seasonal vegetables.In the baskets were Chinese cabbage. Of course, many old people saw their children and grandchildren coming. They gritted their teeth and stomped their feet. They spared their savings for several months. They cut two meats and went back to make a meal of stewed pork and vermicelli. Open meat for the little ones.Not to mention, in this cold weather, a pot of pork stewed vermicelli is placed there, which really increases people's appetite and warms their hearts.However, there are only two times a year at most. After all, at this time, even a teacher’s monthly salary is only a few tens of dollars.

The poor have the lives of the poor, and the rich have the days of the rich. The gap does not hinder people's pursuit of happiness.For example, isn't he living a comfortable life? "Grandma, this little song is exciting to listen to, why is it suddenly gone?" In the small room at the head of the village, a boy of twelve or thirteen lazily sat up from the bed and complained.While talking, his mocking eyelids also blinked with the breath, and he knew he was a mischievous master without asking, and then looked at the skin on his face, it was white and tender like a big girl, and he couldn't tell with a pinch. Can squeeze out water, generally speaking, it is pretty handsome, but thinking about the outline, eyes, why is it so similar to our Young Master Liu?

That's right, he is Young Master Liu. Today is the holiday, and his parents are too busy to take care of him, so fortunately, they showed mercy and gave him a day off, allowing him to go wherever he wants.Now that the immediate boss has spoken, Young Master Liu will naturally not miss this good opportunity. He wakes up in the morning without brushing his teeth or washing his face, grabs a big snow-white steamed bun, and goes fooling around with a bunch of bastards in the village, ha ha, At that time, materials were scarce, and there were not many things to play with, so I just kicked the shuttlecock, jumped the rubber band, threw iron blocks, and played house.After playing for a day, I went home full of food and drink, and it was time to stop the meeting, but Liu Dashao was not a clean person, so, as soon as his eyes rolled, he started thinking about ghosts again. Similarly, playing with him Tian Guoqiang, the village chief's son, and Chen Mazi's son, Xiao Mazi, also had the same thoughts as him. The couple hooked up, and they really hit it off. They discussed what to do at night and didn't sleep. , each pooled some pocket money, and played Doudizhu. Those who lost thought they were unlucky, and those who won went to a small shop to sell melon seeds for a treat.But everyone is a ghost, thinking about this gambling thing, you can't do it under the nose of everyone anyway, it's going to the toilet with a lantern-looking for shit (looking for death), if you get caught , not only had to write a self-criticism, but also inevitably beat the family.The last time a child did this, the white-eyed old wolf beat his ass into eight pieces, and he couldn't get out of bed for a few days due to the pain.After constant deliberation, the four children finally decided to gather at the head of the village after twelve o'clock in the evening, and go to the ruined temple on the mountain to play cards together. The place is usually deserted, let alone people, and every mouse would be scared. Disaster.

Once the location is set, everything else will be easy to handle. Tian Guoqiang, who was covered by the village chief’s father, immediately patted his chest and said that he is responsible for the cards and kerosene lamps. Whoever comes is the son of Wangcai. (Chen Mazi raises a mangy dog) After discussing good things, everyone dispersed, and everyone went home to dig out jars, search their pants, and even a little bit of petty theft to get enough of their 'gambling money', then lay on the bed, relaxed and closed their eyes , recharge your batteries, and wait for the 300-round battle in the evening.No, Young Master Liu was just wandering through the music on the big speaker, and it disappeared halfway through the broadcast, and he was extremely depressed. He sat up and looked at the big wall clock, and it was almost half past eleven, so he said a few words to himself, So he put on the big trousers, put on the Tara board, then put on his father's fox fur jacket, opened the door and went out.

His house is right next to the big locust tree, and there is a natural place for chatting and vacationing for aunts, aunts, and elders.At this moment, it was not too late, and there were two old men sitting on the bluestone slab at the door, holding big cigarette bags and pots in their mouths reluctantly, chatting without saying a word. First Young Master Liu took a closer look, but it was Old Man Wang and Baldy Bai. The two old guys were talking nonsense, and they were talking about how the big speakers in the village stopped sounding! This sentence was quite in line with Young Master Liu's mood at the moment, and he immediately interjected: "Fuck his mother, who knows what's going on! Maybe an earthquake broke the power lines in our village!"

"Blind, don't expect an earthquake, I haven't got a great-grandson in my arms yet!" Old man Wang said with a blank look at him. After hearing what he said, Young Master Liu almost burst into tears, please, this old man Wang's grandson is only six years old this year!A person with half a foot in the coffin still expects to hold a great-grandson?The older I get, the more afraid I am of death.Immediately stuck out his tongue, sarcastically said: "Don't worry, you can hold a great-grandson if you want to, and you can even hold your great-great-grandchildren. A thousand-year-old tortoise, a hundred-year-old hedgehog, you will still grow up at this age!"

"You—" Old Wang didn't answer a word, his face was already flushed with anger, it seemed that he was choked up by this bastard.But after pondering for a moment, he calmed down instead, turned his head away, and ignored First Young Master Liu, the slyness in his eyes was fleeting.Sure enough, after dozens of seconds of stalemate in the cold war, old man Wang turned his head abruptly, rubbed the soles of his cloth shoes on the ground, pointed to his feet, and shouted in a very exaggerated tone: "Oh, who is that?" The money that was lost? It seems to be a piece of paper. This man is old and his eyes are blurred, so he can’t see clearly!" The voice was very seductive, as if he was afraid that Young Master Liu next to him would not hear him.

"Money?" When this exciting and shocking word was mentioned, our young master Liu immediately became interested. The dog's eyes were bigger than a 50-watt light bulb, and he bent down quickly, stretched out his hand and groped back and forth in the ground. : "What's wrong, what's wrong with me, what's wrong with me!" "Hey!" Seeing that the little bastard had fallen for the trick, old man Wang's wrinkled old face burst into laughter immediately, and he thought, "Play with me, don't you know that ginger is always hot and old?"It was too late to say it, but when he saw his hand sank, he swung the big cigarette bag in his palm and aimed it at Young Master Liu's head, and knocked it impartially. Young Master Liu let out an ouch in pain, and frowned. Tightly, straight to tears.

"Immortal, why did you hit me!" After being attacked by a sneak attack, no one was in a good mood.Calling others uncle after being beaten, and counting money for others after being cheated by others, that's Sabi, we can't learn from it.So our Young Master Liu hurriedly shook his body, exuding a strong aura of domineering (the clothes haven't been changed for a few days, so it smells bad.), one hand on his hip, the other hand covering his head, and started cursing the street. "Cut, I won't hit you, you don't have a long memory. There are few dogs, and there are few dogs, and the dogs just can't spit out ivory." Old man Wang is not angry, but more and more complacent. It seems that on weekdays, this The old and the young have had a fight every now and then.

"Are you a young dog?" Liu Dashao retorted, muttering in his heart, okay, old man, you stare at our family, you not only played me, but also beat me!Is it tolerable or unbearable, today's debt will be settled with your grandson in the future, I will definitely beat him up so much that even you, the uncle, don't even know you! "Haha." Old man Wang smiled, and blew big round eye circles on First Young Master Liu's face.It also made Young Master Liu, who was burning with anger, feel his head was burning. Stretching out his hand to touch the back of his head, a small lump had already swelled up when he was knocked, and Young Master Liu almost lost his breath.I'm stupid!This old guy is playing with dead hands, but he has a hard head. If he left someone else, he would definitely knock out a big hole right now.Thinking of this, his two lips suddenly turned up, fulfilling the allegorical saying, boiled duck - mouth is hard. "Huh, let's hear from my grandma. When I was young, a blind fortune teller said that although I was born without a soul and a soul inexplicably, I was born as a god. My village has my blessing, and there will be no earthquakes!" "Don't tell me, there really is such a thing." Ma Baldy, who was an audience next to him, found a thin tree branch from the ground and smashed the sparks in the big smoke pot, and then he proved angrily. "Yes, yes, take a look, Uncle Ma is still listening to you." First Young Master Liu smiled.However, after hearing Baldy Ma's unhurried explanation, he wanted to cry again. "Speaking of which, as soon as you were born, the earth temple in the north of our village collapsed. In that year, there was chicken plague in our village, and the neighboring villages were fine, but the chickens in our village kept dying. In the past year, almost all the chickens died. Well, our village has swine fever again, and the nearby villages are fine, so the pigs in our village are dying. In the next year, the pigs are almost dead, and our village has sheep fever again, and the neighboring villages are fine, only the sheep in our village I kept dying. Then a blind fortune-teller came to our village and said that a god came to our village." "Damn it! You are so old, why do you love to add insult to injury so much!" Young Master Liu gritted his teeth as he looked at the two old tricksters who were in a mess.I was just going to talk about how did your bald horse not die that year when there was swine fever?But when he saw that Baldy Ma's cigarette bag was one size bigger than Old Man Wang's, he swallowed those words abruptly. Today we're going to play cards, and we want to get off to a good start, but we put a table for you two old villains, and the partnership made fun of me.Her sister's, I, Young Master Liu, can't afford to offend her, can't I still hide her? Thinking of this, First Young Master Liu decided not to play with these two bad old men any more, and walked towards the village headed to the village, humming the tune from the loudspeaker just now in his slippers.At the head of the village, it was not deserted either. The daughter-in-law of the old Zhang family, the old daughter Lingzi, and Li Xiaoyan, the daughter of the old Li family whom I liked very much, were forming a circle. What kind of classified information. No, didn't the Kuomintang all go to Taiwan?What are these girls doing sneakily?Could it be that the spies sent by Peanutmi came to spy on the military situation in our village?Such an absurd idea suddenly popped up in Young Master Liu's mind, but he quickly dismissed it. Damn it, our village is so virtuous, there's nothing to spy on.So what are they doing?Driven by curiosity, First Young Master Liu hurriedly tiptoed quietly, got close to several women, stretched out his ears, and concentrated himself. Oh!It turned out that they were talking about someone who gave birth to seven children... Cold sweat trickled down Young Master Liu's temples. It was really three women playing a show, four women catching up with a week's shadow puppet show.Isn't it bullshit to have seven children in one birth?Become an old sow. So First Young Master Liu blew the ground again, touched Li Xiaoyan's side with relatives, and said, "It's amazing, it's so conceived! Can't they all be on TV?" The old Zhang's daughter-in-law saw that it was Young Master Liu, and then looked at him next to Li Xiaoyan's wretched appearance, she stabbed him like a poisonous snake and said, "What a fuss, seven is a bird! Guess how many babies were born in the first year? Eight were born!" First Young Master Liu understood now, he was really talking about her family's old sow who loves heat every year, alas!These bitches are really idle, chattering and even the old sows have become a common topic.Seeing this old daughter-in-law of Zhang's family on weekdays, Young Master Liu would definitely not greet her. This woman can tell that once, when she went to buy Chinese cabbage next door, she met another nagging old lady on the way, and immediately chatted with her. The scene was spectacular, talking directly from the sun to the sunset, her family members wondered, where did this person go?Shouldn't it be lost?In the end, they all came out to look for it, and found that she was still knocking there, looking at the basket, and hadn't bought vegetables yet!But today is an exception, after all, there is a girl I like sitting next to me. Seeing that it is still ten minutes before twelve o'clock, it is the best time to get closer to comrades.First Young Master Liu moved to Yanzi's side again, and started chatting with them. To say that this Yanzi is indeed a well-known handsome girl in this village, with a fair face and bright eyes.When she smiles, her mouth is like a peaceful crescent moon, and when she speaks, her voice is like an oriole beating hooves.About the same age as Young Master Liu, also eleven or twelve years old, but looking up along the curve of that slender figure, Young Master Liu's eyes that are more expert than experts immediately concluded that this girl has begun to develop, although her chest is not tall and straight, But it also gained momentum. As the saying goes, if you are close to vermilion, you will be red, and if you are close to ink, you will be black.Our Young Master Liu was very cute and well-behaved before. (vomiting...) But ever since I met Dunzi, Xiaomazi, and Tian Guoqiang, three bad friends, I have been influenced by my ears and eyes, and I have inadvertently brought them down. (We are wronged! This kid is self-taught, and the three bad friends cry.) To be honest, one thing is indeed true. In the past, Young Master Liu only looked at women's eyes and dared not look at their breasts. But after going to school, Dunzi played tricks on our young master Liu all day long: In this world, there is no market for honest people. Isn't there a saying-is it good to be a woman?If you don't look at them, how will you know they are good? Slowly, First Young Master Liu changed his character, and slowly began to look at the infinite scenery around him with an 'appreciative' gaze. Now that there is someone he likes by his side, First Young Master Liu immediately started talking non-stop, wishing to show what he had learned in his life and make the other party astonished. "Hey, the longer the swallow is, the more juicy it is. A few years ago, she had a sloppy nose. After a few years, she has grown into a big beauty. She looks like a big star. The fairies in the sky are not as good-looking as you. Come back and bring some gifts to your mother." Condoms are close, let her treat you as my daughter-in-law and forget it!" The girl was thin-skinned, and as soon as she said this, although there was a little inexplicable expectation in her heart, her expression and movements became obviously coy, and as soon as she blushed, she pinched Young Master Liu's thigh.Li Qingzhao's sentence: "Lean on the door and look back, but sniff the green plum." 'The description is incisive and vivid. "Go by yourself, who will be your daughter-in-law!" "Haha..." First Young Master Liu was sophisticated, so he knew there was something going on at this glance. "Hmph, less dogs mean less dogs, it really is a toad who wants to eat swan meat!" I don't know if it is really for the sake of the swallows, or because I can't get married, but this best friend has a strong psychological gap because of the continuous admiration of others. Then it turned into naked jealousy, and the old girl Zhang Ling who had been standing by with a dark face and silent, finally fired at Young Master Liu sourly. "I don't look in the mirror to see what I look like, but I still miss our swallows. I think you are worthy of being a pair with the old sow of my sister-in-law's family." Her words were really hurtful, and she didn't save young master Liu at all, making Zhang's daughter-in-law and Li Xiaoyan cover their mouths at the same time, laughing forward and backward, shouting that their stomach hurts while laughing. Grandma, should I find a fortune teller to give me some divination later?Not only did I get humiliated by two old fried dough sticks when I went out, the old daughter-in-law who didn't even want this Zhu Bajie also carried us on her shoulders!Young Master Liu muttered in a low voice, but he himself was not a fuel-efficient lamp, his eyes rolled around, and a ghost idea came, and he deliberately loudly said: "Oh, I said Lingzi, why do you keep singing against me today? Ah, shouldn't you have taken a fancy to me? Want to get my attention?" "Go to hell, go to hell, shameless! She's still a big girl, she's so ashamed." Zhang Ling scolded sharply, and at the same time imitated Yanzi's actions just now, as we Liu The young master pinched his thigh again.It's just that comparing this before and after, it's really the difference between heaven and hell. It's pain for a young couple to beat me, but it's love for me.What is your old girl participating in?Especially when he saw the other party intentionally covering his pockmarked face and pretending to be shy, First Young Master Liu was completely flustered. Not only was his egg hurting, his fucking egg was broken!It's like a big hippopotamus in heat, wearing a sexy underwear, blushing and saying to you that I want it.This made First Young Master Liu immediately feel an urge to spew out all the food that he ate today, yesterday, and the day before yesterday. "It's alright, alright, I'm afraid of you..." First Young Master Liu waved his hands again and again with a bitter face. He really couldn't bear this kind of tenderness, and his life might be in danger... "Hehe, that's all he has. If he doesn't make any mistakes someday, he will be surprised! But the young man is quite good at doing things, as expected of him who has seen the world. My family even praised you for helping him heal his injuries yesterday! "Wife Ma took Ma Ling's hand and said without any surprise, but there was still a look of gratitude on her face. In rural areas, men are the pillars of the family. His waist is sprained and he can't work in the fields. The pillars are really He fell down and was healed, so he was naturally grateful. "It's all right, folks in the village, how polite are you? Auntie, Uncle Ma's sprained waist is recovering well now? Do you want me to go and have a look?" Young Master Liu laughed, saying so on the lips, but in his heart he said: It's best not to bother, we still have time to play cards. "Oh, no need, it's almost better." Mrs. Ma laughed quickly. "That's good. If you have nothing to do, please tell me. Uncle Ma, don't be greedy for convenience. You can only pick up four bundles of firewood at a time. If you carry eight bundles at a time, your body will collapse." First Young Master Liu said with a bit of a famous doctor's demeanor. If you want to talk about where his medical skills come from, it is a single-line tradition. His great-grandfather, his grandfather was a famous barefoot doctor in the neighborhood back then, and he knew a lot of folk prescriptions in the Ming Dynasty, but his father didn't know much about this and that. He caught a cold, and said that being a doctor could not support the family and he could not talk nonsense, so he stopped learning. Fortunately, those prescriptions were still at home. Liu Dashao was fine when he was young, and he read it every day as a small picture book. If you come and go, you will have two hands.As for the treatment of acute lumbar sprains, it is very simple. You only need to pierce the sprained area with plum blossom acupuncture, and then use cupping to get on fire to pull out the blood. After a few days of rest, you will recover, so Young Master Liu is quite confident about this. "Sure, I'll remember. It's almost twelve o'clock, Lingzi and I will go back first, you and Yanzi can talk again! We won't bother you." When it comes to disturbing, Ma's wife looked at Li Xiaoyan, deliberately She cast an ambiguous look at First Young Master Liu, as if saying: Boy, come on! "That's a good thing! Auntie understands me, and you are the roundworm in my stomach!" Young Master Liu laughed. Over there, Li Xiaoyan pouted and said: "Cut, whoever is talking to him, I am lazy to talk to him, he has a bad mouth, and he always likes to take advantage of others!" "Hey, you stupid girl, who always loves to take advantage of others, I picked up a candy that day and gave it to your brother to eat!" Young Master Liu said like a treasure. "Which day?" Li Xiaoyan was a little confused, and her brows stood upright for a while: "Hey, my brother had a stomachache two days ago, did he eat the candy you gave him?" "Can't you?" First Young Master Liu stroked his smooth chin: "Although I picked it up by the side of a stinky ditch, I remembered to wipe it clean!" "What?" Li Xiaoyan, who always loved her younger brother, finally lost her temper in her reserve. She said that this girl like Xiaojiabiyu usually doesn't get angry, but once she gets angry, she is more difficult to deal with than a ghost.Seeing that the limelight was wrong, First Young Master Liu who said he had slipped his tongue immediately smeared oil on the soles of his feet. "Don't run!" "Young Master Liu, stop! Stop!" Li Xiaoyan took off the cloth shoes on the soles of her feet, and slammed them viciously at his back. "Ouch!" A short scream came from a distance, but after being hit for a while, First Young Master Liu ran faster, and disappeared after dozens of seconds.