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Chapter 105 105.Is it girly for a boy to use a white phone?

everyone asks everyone 韩寒 703Words 2018-03-18
Q Liu Chao asks girls Many girls think that I am a "mother" with a white mobile phone, so they don't love me anymore. Why?I am a boy. A The advertiser who has become a wife answered Liu Chao A few days ago, I saw Han Han talking about racing in the news, and suddenly I took out a white iPhone. I was eating, staring at the TV and couldn’t swallow anymore.Where is the "forever boy"? ! ! !Where is the "real guy"? ! ! !I tossed and turned, feeling like I would never love again.I hope that his mobile phone was broken that day and he temporarily borrowed his wife's.

Inheriting the hypocrisy of most Shanghai girls, I look at people first by their faces, and then by their clothes. Those who don’t know them are all based on their appearance. Those who do know are even more unlucky and have to be picky about details.It was the same with a friend before. He was not handsome, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, brown hair all over his body, and he loved 3C products. I always thought he was quite a man.I was very excited that day, talking about the new mobile phone, he said he would buy the white one because it was "delicate and fashionable"... I was amazed by his girlishness, but at the same time despised his sissy taste.

When did you start thinking that white is a pussy?When I was young, I liked boys to be clean and tidy, with clean hair, no booger, no leg hair, and a naked body, preferably without a penis.But it changes when you grow up, and this is not a special case.Girls know that men can't have hairy legs, and they don't want them to have dicks.If it weren't for the ever-changing technology and the increasingly powerful functions of mobile phones, I still like to watch men with big phones in their hands. In today's society, male and female are hard to distinguish, straight men and straight women are anxious, and urgently need those decisive gender characteristics as a rescue straw.After so many years, girls still like men with rough taste and can do heavy work. It is better to exercise their muscles again, even if they are sometimes dirty and smelly (of course not too much), as if this is what is masculine reflect.Plumbers are sexy, truck drivers are sexy.In short, the working people are the sexiest, and we are willing to wash your clothes for you after you are sweating profusely.As for the "exquisite" and "fashionable" things, it is difficult for ordinary people to grasp the degree. Once you go too far, one day you will find that although the girls around you have not decreased, they will start to treat you as a best friend.

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