Chapter 97 97．How can I catch you?

Q Zhang Dayue wants to ask Zita Dear Miss Z, for you, I may only have met you once, but from the first moment I saw you, I felt that you are the girl I have been waiting for for more than twenty years. I found your blog, and after reading your words, I am sure that you are the one I want who can accompany me for the rest of my life.Can you give me a chance to be your boyfriend?Or, can you tell me how to catch up with you? A Zita answered Zhang Dayue I can't ask you to be my boyfriend for the time being, because I don't know you at all. Then you asked me how to catch up with me, this question is hard to say, but I can talk about what kind of boys I like.My first love was when I was in high school. At that time, I had a crush on a boy sitting in the front row of me, because he was very good at turning the pen. Every time he was in class, he could go from the first second to the last second. Every time I fall in love, I will go to the library, because there I can face him and sit and watch him keep turning his pen.I met my second boyfriend when I was in college. I liked him because he played "Taigu Daren" very well. After we broke up with him, I liked kimchi very much for a while, so I fell in love with one Korean, because every time I kiss, there is a strong smell of kimchi in his body that permeates around me.His clothes, his bag, and even his bed have a lingering pickle smell, which should be the reason why I like him.Later I fell in love with a poet. Although he was poor and had no money to buy me clothes or treat me to dinner, he could write poems, and he would tell me that the stars in the sky were the eyes of stray cats.Later, I liked a DJ because he could play discs while listening to Ma Sanli's cross talk.In my opinion, although the boys I like don't have wealth, status, power and looks, they are the most special to me.Do you have a skill?If you could, you could be on China's Got Talent, maybe I'll fall in love with you when I see you eat spaghetti with my nose on TV.

What is happiness? Nietzsche said that man's happiness is "I want", and woman's happiness is "he wants".