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Chapter 94 94.How do you view sex other than your husband?

everyone asks everyone 韩寒 2227Words 2018-03-18
Q 3 木 3 Ask good friends who can’t squeeze out toothpaste Are you interested in sex with someone of the opposite sex other than your husband? A Toothpaste cannot be squeezed out Answer 3 wooden 3 In fact, I would also like to know if it is different.However, with the life buoy body of my old lady, I am not sure that the other party loves me, so I dare not be naked.So the real reason why I didn't engage in 419 when I was single was actually my bad body, and the reason for my bad body was that I was too greedy.Therefore, keeping my body like jade is not because I am loyal, but because I am greedy.

> Q94 Extended reading Human nature car / walk around Sexual instinct is an important proposition of Freud, and all his theories basically center on sexual instinct.The important proposition I put forward today is that human nature is the car: the car becomes a part of our body from a part of our life, and then forms our humanity. The foundation of human nature, made of steel, aluminum alloy, and glass, has main features such as automation, fantasy, usable anytime, anywhere, and highly addictive (Note: if used improperly, it may cause death).Women can also satisfy potential offensive desires by learning to drive a car instead of using their own flesh - the price of doing so is that the surface of the earth is filled with countless tires, one after another, the back wave echoes the front wave at equal distances, but eventually ends up in the repair shop .

1 On a rainy day, I was walking on the street with my new girlfriend.She looks good and has a high rate of turning heads.Suddenly, a man who was obviously shorter than me rushed towards her, and I helped her escape in time.We bought soda cans to drink.I want to have sex with her on the street.She offered to tie me to her. Although it was uncomfortable at first, she got used to it quickly.She refused to touch me on the grounds that she had something in her hand.The wind also made me uncomfortable, they blew her long hair into my face, it was uncomfortable, I should suggest that she cut it off.

To my surprise she was a virgin.Everyone knows that it is not easy to break up with a virgin, and I think I have to pay a high price.I penetrated deeply and her loud moaning was really exciting.My ex-girlfriend was just the opposite, always clenching her teeth and not making a sound.The wind and rain beat us, and I felt cold, but she was so warm inside, it was fascinating. I did it faster and harder, and she started screaming.Although the block we are in is a high-end residential area and there are not many residents, I am still worried that she will disturb the neighbors.She told me out of the blue that she had just had a hymenoplasty.I'm still worried, worried that she might get pregnant.

The man who told me about this experience just bought car B a month ago.For a month, there was no sign of it affecting him, until one night, on a rainy day, he was driving so fast that he almost ran into a small car.He started to care about the brake system.Obviously, his sexual feelings towards his girlfriend all point to the driving process.It can be seen from his description that he is satisfied with the car's appearance, audio system, air conditioning system and especially the engine performance.Not too happy with the wind blowing back when the hood is open (suggested that he install two mesh windshields behind the roll brace instead of simply reacting by cutting his hair); After getting into his car it became clear: no cupholders.He has no virginity, in fact, he just learned that tires can be mended.The detail of remembering his ex-girlfriend is the key to explaining his incompatibility with seat belts and soft tops.I questioned him in detail, and it turned out that his previous expertise in another car brand was to solve the problem of sound insulation.And because of the driver, he rarely uses a seat belt.

2 “I hope one day I can wear designer suits, drink vodka martinis, be surrounded by beautiful women, and be a lone hero.” (He is currently a skinny graduate student wearing glasses.) And then? "Soon I will receive a new task, which is very difficult. I was captured by the enemy and locked in a dark cellar. So I thought of a way to masturbate, corroding the door lock with the sprayed semen." (It turns out that condoms are invincible Protective cover?!) In short, after countless hard fountains, the door lock was unlocked and he escaped from the cage.Do you want to make me a tragedy or a comedy?I asked him. "Tragedies, only tragedies can last forever." So he assumed that his penis didn't know how to close it when it was good, and still forced the movement against the door lock.It's stuck with the door.There was a heavy click on the cafe door behind us as we said this (which made him glance back quickly). "Just like that, I looked back again and saw a broken piece of it." He blamed himself for letting the little thing go by itself.

The deep root of this story obviously comes from his accumulated film and television education.First of all, his initial appearance is exactly the same as the image of the classic hero in action movies—James Bond, the world's top spy who has never tasted failure. James Bond has destroyed many famous cars, including B. The car helped 007 the most.In "Doomsday Crisis", the Z8 can use laser beams to destroy the electronic systems of other vehicles, but after launching two missiles to destroy the helicopter, it was sawn in half by a large saw chasing from behind and fell into the river.The heart-wrenching camera experience in his youth formed his creative subconscious.His concern about his sexual organs is that he may not be able to own a B car.In his imagination, "little things go away by themselves" means that because he does not have a B car, he also loses the possibility of establishing any sexual relationship.

3 I went on a blind date, and my friend introduced to me that he has his own business, a lot of money, and many women around him.His eyes are large with single eyelids.He took me to see his business, I thought we would go to a modern building, unexpectedly, entered a factory, there were engines everywhere, they were spinning like crazy, I wanted to run away, but he stopped me and forced me touch him.It is extremely long.Afterwards, I left alone, the blue sky and white clouds outside, I was in a good mood. The appearance of "big eyes and single eyelids" left a deep impression on the woman.But undoubtedly, this is the anthropomorphic projection of the frontal shape of the B car.The "extremely long" male organ can obviously represent the slender and sleek front of the B car.Hidden under the super-long front is an in-line longitudinal 6-cylinder 24-valve engine with Double-Vanos technology.She must have tried car B, and the good mood brought about by its hot performance during the test car lasted until after she had a sudden cloud and rain.However, the narrator's reaction to my analysis was a bit strange. She refuted me that she had never driven a car, but a girlfriend mentioned to her that day that the car name that she thought was composed of the abbreviations of BUSINESS, MONEY, and WOMAN was actually just "Bavaria". Abbreviation for "Engine Factory".His girlfriend also told her that the German magazine "Men's Car" found through a sample survey of more than 2,000 male drivers between the ages of 20 and 50 that those who drive B cars have the highest frequency of sex life, with an average of The number of sex lives was 2.2 times.It can be seen from this that although she cannot currently own car B, it is her seduced fantasy.This is the reason for her desire for sex.It gave her the courage of a passion.

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