Chapter 6 6.What happens to the body after death?

Q If there is no such person, ask anyone else How would you like to dispose of (dispose of, bury, prepare or dispose of) your own body?My uncle booked a cemetery worth tens of thousands of yuan for my grandparents (it’s really avant-garde, the whole family discusses the cemetery at the dinner table, which is very exciting), but I think what’s the point of burying people I don’t know, because it’s boring at night , the wind was blowing, and they were forced to chat in a circle.What if he was withdrawn by nature in his lifetime, and he was still isolated in the underworld.So this question arises...for example, I want my ashes to be scattered at sea.It must not be the kind of place in Bohai Sea where my mother and I spent 10,000 yuan on a tour group (there are shopping stores all the way, heck), it's dirty.Live sloppy, die clean.Hai, just north of the Zengmu Ansha in the South my country Sea, can't die and be labeled as unpatriotic.Ever since my classmate came back from the European summer camp and said that the bottom of the Eiffel Tower was filthy, I have completely lost my interest in the ideal of standing on the Tower Bridge in London on a rainy day and quietly watching the Thames River slowly flow out (or flow) into London.I didn't make any contribution to the country in my life, and I don't want to occupy that side of the mud when I die. It's good to scatter the ashes, so as not to prevent the future urban development planning to the edge of the countryside and affect the land construction.Wondering what different people think about this issue.

A editor answered that there is no such person Some of the people we interviewed have their answers on the next page. How are the dead bodies handled? 1.Liu Afei, male, IT technician Burn me up please, hope I have enough heavy metal left in my body for a monument. 2.Pan Hua, female, accountant As a fat woman with a weight of 150 catties and a height of 161 cm, I think that after death, I should be able to refine some oil from the corpse, so as to balance the relationship between supply and demand in the market, and contribute to the control of oil prices. 3.Wang Ke, male, sales As a kid who grew up on sudan red, dichlorvos, and melamine, I wanted to donate my dead body to a biological weapons research institute to see what could be more powerful than my dead body.

4.Shu Yibai, female, front desk If I don't live to be 60 years old and die before my husband, please scatter my ashes secretly in the pot of spider plants in the room at home, I want to see if the dead old man will be okay when he gets old.After all, he boasted to me that a man of 60 is capable of sex. 5.Ren Fei, female, media editor If it is burned, it must be burned first, and then I hope to make the ashes into a ring, for example, hide it on the back of a gemstone, and pass it down from generation to generation as a family crest. 6.Xu Mei, female, administrator Can my ashes be made into a mallet?It is used to replace the gravel in the mallet, the sound must be very special.You know, my dream is actually to play music, who knew I was an executive!