Chapter 3 3.What embarrassing things did Han Han encounter?

Q Turn decay into soft palms and ask Han Han What is the embarrassing thing in your memory?tell me the story. A Han Han turned decay into cotton palms 1.Going to school, eating lunch in the cafeteria, and confessing to the girl I like, she keeps looking at me strangely.I found out later that I had rice grains hanging on my face. 2.A few years ago, during a telephone interview, I said that my words were wrong for a long time, so I wanted to save the reporter's name in the phone book as "Stupid reporter, don't answer it again". The mobile phone is Nokia's Symbian system. I chose to send a message, but my brain was cramped and I didn't notice it. I didn't recover until I pressed confirm and the phone showed that the message had been sent. I wish I could catch this message back in the air.After waiting anxiously for a long time, the reporter replied with a text message, which was an ellipsis.Out of guilt, I will answer his phone interview every time in the future.

3.I drove for a long time for a test drive in a car competition. I felt something was wrong, and I blamed the team for changing my lucky reflector and the love gear head given by my girlfriend.The team asked for a long time, but did not find out which technician did it.When I went to check again it was as good as ever.Everyone was puzzled, until one day when I was testing a car for my teammates, I realized that I had climbed the wrong one. 4.Once I was driving, stopped at a red light, was rear-ended, and got out of the car. The driver of the car behind said angrily: "Why did you step on the brake?" I actually said "I'm sorry" reflexively.After he regained his composure, he asked the other party: "Why don't you step on the brakes?"

5.After primary school, I always ride a bicycle home. The path from the main road to the home is a high-speed downhill bend. Every time I like to go downhill at full speed and enjoy the thrill of splitting.There is an activity room for the elderly at the corner, and there are many spectators, so it is even more exciting.Finally, he fell with a black nose and a swollen face under the eyes of everyone.Because I forgot that I was riding from the opposite direction of the road that day. 6.On the first date in junior high school, I took a girl on the back seat of the bicycle, and pedaled so hard that the chain broke.

7.A few years ago, a reporter asked me what I thought of the Internet spoof about you being gay, whether you were attacked or suffered.At that time, I didn't understand the meaning of attack and accept, so I replied, of course I am a public.