Chapter 26 man's saddest wait

A man laughed and said that a man's life is just waiting for a woman to do two things - undressing and putting on clothes. This man's life is relatively simple. Most men spend a lot of time waiting for women. Every time after the theater ends, there will always be a group of men waiting for their girlfriends to come out of the toilet at the door of the women's bathroom. They don't know each other, each occupying a corner, staring at each other.In the end, there were only two men left waiting, and everyone secretly competed, hoping that the girlfriend would be more aggressive and come out first.Unfortunately, he had to wait until the last one, standing blankly outside the women's toilet, his face ashen.

Finally, a woman came out, glanced at him, and asked, "Have you been waiting for a long time?" Needless to say? The length of time a man has been in love with a woman determines the length of time the woman goes to the toilet. The shorter the time the two have been in love, the longer the woman has to go to the toilet, she knows that he is willing to wait for her, and she needs to touch up her makeup. The longer the two are in love, the less time the woman has to go to the toilet, she doesn't need to touch up her makeup, and she is afraid that he will get angry if he waits too long.

The saddest waiting for a man is late at night, waiting downstairs at the house of his girlfriend who has changed his mind—waiting for her and his new love to appear. I couldn't wait for her to come back on the first night, and continued to wait on the second night. Many men have eaten the wind and drank the dew in such a desolate way, in order to see the true colors of their rivals. I suspect that what they are really waiting for is not the girlfriend, but the love rival. Unlucky man spends a lot of his life waiting for his rival to show up.