Chapter 13 they are not dudes

A feature article in the newspaper talked about Hong Kong's "ladies". The article said that "ladies" have the following characteristics: bald, have a small belly, have hunting clothes and Hawaiian shirts in the closet, don't mind wearing plastic handbags on the street, and carry shrink bags with them. Bone Umbrella is interested in prize games and discounted goods in supermarkets, but he has no power to do so. Those who have these characteristics are not the guy, but the nuclear guy. Guys are the best among men. Men mature later than women, and they look more like immature children than women.A man needs to go through many trials and hardships before he can grow up, get rid of his childhood, and become a mature, stable, wise, masculine man who can protect women. Only this kind of man is worthy of being called a man.

The minimum requirement a woman has for a man is that he look like a man.How do you look like a man?That's dude. Even if they are not Yushu Linfeng, they are clean and tidy, pay attention to grooming, will never wear underwear, show their bellies for others to see, and will not compete to buy discounted goods in supermarkets. Unkempt, with vegetable juice stains on their bodies, black borders on their nails, and hair like those of the grasslands on fire, they are not chic, but depraved. Those who are powerless are not idiots, but losers. Those with permed hair, gold bracelets, stinky foxes, and spitting everywhere are moppies.

These people are the lowest-level guy-like objects, and they are not worthy of being called guys. Dude is a man with charm, not body odor.