Chapter 2 Part 1 Far From Hometown Aichi

As abrupt as it sounds, I tried to make a web page.After trying it, I realized that it was not easy, and I once wanted to give up.I was going to adopt the guest book style, but it didn't go well.I also set up a counter, but it didn't work.What went wrong?I suspected that the way I tapped the mouse was wrong, and I tried several ways of tapping. As for why I suddenly wanted to create a webpage, it was actually because I was talking about webpages with Mr. Shinkin Shinji, the author of "Jihad", when I was traveling to Kyoto a few days ago.I think writers will have to have their own web pages in the future.

※The writer who lives in Kyoto, like the author, is from JUMP novels, which is equivalent to the author's predecessor.The so-called JUMP novels are a new series of books published by Shueisha. They have always been called light novels, and they are books that people who only read regular books will never have access to in their lifetime.The author made his debut with the JUMP novel series.Some of the people who made their debut here won the Naoki Award in the future, but the recognition of JUMP itself is very low. JUMP novels are really weird. They don't play cards according to the rules, and they often give bonuses to people like the author and deposit Shinji.

My computer at home can’t write on the book board, but other computers seem to be able to write on it. I found that people I know have left strange articles on it.Sorry for not being able to reply.However, this is also a high-sounding excuse for me when I find it too troublesome to reply to the letter, so I don't want to make a difference, and the relationship between people has become much smoother. By the way, I have watched "R-rated Cop 2: Extreme Park" and "Seven Nights", the content is very interesting. This morning, I was full of revolving sushi shadows. Sleeping under the quilt while licking candy.For the benefit of the eyes, I opted for a candy flavored with blueberries.When I woke up, the candy had disappeared from my mouth before I knew it.I've done the same thing a few times before, and every time I think, maybe the candy has melted and gone?

But that doesn't seem to be the case.I'm thinking, maybe it's just a half-dream, half-awake, candy flowing with my saliva.How do I know?Because I turned the pillow over and saw that what I thought was lost from my mouth was tightly stuck to my head. I don't remember what I did today.Woke up at two in the afternoon, bought French fries at the nearby home grocery store, watched a movie, and then fell asleep until eight in the evening. I eat french fries from the household goods store every day, and every time I buy them, I feel that there are subtle differences in taste and hardness.Maybe it's because the clerk in charge of making it has poor skills, or it's the degree of seasoning and the length of time after it's ready, which causes the difference in taste?There is a big difference between delicious and bad. Buying French fries seems to be a kind of gamble. Every time I buy, I always hold the mentality of "I don't know how it tastes today".

Maybe it could have been made delicious, but sometimes some harder things are intentionally mixed in, so as to improve the gambling of buying, right?Maybe there are two flavors of salad and chili to improve the gameplay? Then again, Xiaosheng wants to make a statement here.This diary is not so much a diary, but more like a notebook or a running account, and it doesn't look interesting.I beg of you, please don't read it, this is Xiaosheng's earnest request. A few days ago, Xiaosheng became interested in water beds.It originated from a remark by senior K*. A friend of Mr. K seems to have said, "A third of your life is spent sleeping, so you should buy a better bed."

※Seniors of clubs in college days.I often take the author, who stays at home, out for a walk. Xiaosheng can understand. That's why water beds are mentioned here.The so-called water bed is a bed filled with water, which sounds like fun.For example, if you put goldfish and seaweed in it, I don't know what it will look like.Then put it where the sun can shine, so that the goldfish should survive for a long time in the closed ecology formed in the water bed. Xiaosheng's dream continued to expand. If a large number of goldfish are put in at the beginning, they will continue to mate and increase in number, and finally give birth to intelligent goldfish, and civilization is born in the bed.They thus acquire their own culture, art, and political form.However, they are basically creatures with low IQ after all, so they don't know that there is another world beyond the water bed.So when Xiaosheng was lying on the bed, they would look up at the black shadow covering their heads, and ask what it was in horror.This kind of fright is already enough to subvert their civilization, so they selected outstanding scientists to investigate the shadow of Xiaosheng.They leaned close to the transparent film above the bed, and poked Xiaosheng's shadow with the tip of their noses.And when Xiaosheng stood up suddenly, he could see that they were only gathered on the part where I was lying down.For example, if Xiaosheng is lying down in a big character, they will also gather to form a big character.They also can't hide their astonishment because of the sudden disappearance of the black shadow, showing a stupid expression on their faces.Xiaosheng likes to imagine such stupid things.Do you know how much Xiaosheng likes it?Xiaosheng Huijing and his friends had a lively discussion on the topic of "Which one of Mr. F's comic characters is his favorite?" As a result, Xiaosheng's answer was "Nobita"※.Xiaosheng knows that it is a bit difficult for twenty-four or five-year-olds to discuss such imbecile topics, but I will skip it here.In short, Xiaosheng really wanted to have a water bed, so he checked the information on the website.

※One of the protagonists of the manga "Doraemon", wearing glasses on his face. As a result, Xiaosheng discovered that the water in the water bed seemed to have to be mixed with some strange substances.Probably to avoid the smell of water quality?It is not difficult to imagine that if you put the goldfish in the bed, the goldfish will die in two or three strokes.Perhaps they would suffocate and rot at once, and the body would disintegrate and dissolve in water?Xiaosheng imagined himself sleeping on the pile of rotten goldfish. However, in the end, the matter of the water bed had to be put on hold.

I read "The Silent Fleet"* at a comic shop, and it was very interesting.Then I went to the cheap restaurant to order drinks and plot a plan to attack the bank.The question is how do I go about buying stockings that fit over my head?I don't have the confidence to buy this kind of thing without blushing or panting. ※Excellent manga describing atomic submarine as a country independently. Didn't do anything all day except eat macaroni.Because there is Laoshizi sauce at home that is about to expire, I have to find a way to get rid of it quickly.Tomorrow they may die from food poisoning.

I specially learned the technique of texture, so I want to draw something and post it on the Internet.Because my computer has a color palette* function.This is almost the first time I have effectively used the photoshop software that is already filled in the computer.But my field of work is not in this area, so what am I doing?In the beginning, it took me about half a day to paste the cat circles on the board, but now it's all changed to other pictures.I drew a picture of a certain website without the consent of the other party. I don't know if I will get into trouble? ※A secret tool for computer graphics.

Some people say that the design of Xiaosheng’s message board ※ is scary and gloomy, so Xiaosheng changed it to a brighter one. Today, Xiaosheng went to the barbecue restaurant "Ichiban Korean BBQ".Because I have a meal coupon of 1,000 yen in my hand, Xiaosheng wants to use it.The answer I got was "not for lunch time".Hate it!This kind of mood formed a kind of rebound psychology, and he made up his mind that when Xiaosheng became a great man one day, he would go to the barbecue restaurant "A Jian" near that restaurant, which didn't seem to have a good business.But it's a pity not to use the 1,000-yen meal coupon, so Xiaosheng plans to

※A system where people can talk to each other on the website.At the time, my website had a gloomy gray message board, but today, I made it a pink message board. At noon, Mr. MAJI※ contacted Xiaosheng, saying that he had to eat lunch, so let's have a meal together!This Mr. MAJI is the person who helped Xiaosheng create Yiyi's laissez-faire webpage without authorization, which is tantamount to Xiaosheng's backwardness.We planned to eat at a ramen shop he raved about.Xiaosheng was very excited and enthusiastic about this proposal, because Xiaosheng really wanted to break free from work, so his proposal became an excuse for Xiaosheng to run away.After chatting, I found out that he also wanted to escape from research work and was on his way to a ramen shop.Because tomorrow he had to prepare for the work of the lab report meeting to make money, so he fled at this time.Xiaosheng can understand his mood very well.Xiaosheng feels that we often have to escape from something, even if it is a very short time, it doesn't matter, we just have to get irreplaceable freedom.That pleasant memory can lift our spirits and enable us to overcome greater difficulties.All in all, Xiaosheng just got into Mr. MAJI's car and headed to the ramen shop in high spirits. The destination of our escape - the ramen shop, is on public holiday. ※A man who loves Yamamoto Masaoyuki and Oshii Mamoru very much, and is engaged in part-time work of transporting blood. I connected to Teacher Deposit's website.The reason why I made this webpage is the key to talking about the webpage with Mr. Ding Jin in Kyoto.When I headed to Kyoto, I also visited a used bookstore that an editor suggested to me.Teacher Dean and I wandered the streets for a long time, and finally found that second-hand bookstore, which is called "Astarte Study Room"*.This bookstore is really not bad, I like the atmosphere and the things in it.The atmosphere is as if there is a black magic show like sorcery and witchcraft in the back of the store.The shop girl looks like Miseri (the story narrator) from "From the Demon World" (manga work by Shin Mitsuhara). ※ This is a used bookstore that Mr. Moriyama, the current editor-in-chief of "Quick Jump", told me about.Behind the shop there is a black magic show (I guess). I bought the cube machine, the game software "Evil Castle 0", and the PS "Tomb Raider 5" by the way.But the game I'm playing today is Bomberman on the Internet.Friends came over to play, so we played doubles.When I came back to my senses, I found that we had played for five hours.Today alone, quite a few bombers were killed, what a pity. The game "Evil Castle 0" suddenly stalled.The only one who couldn't pass the level at the beginning was Xiaosheng, right?Since you can't pass the test, you have to work.If you are constantly immersed in stagnant games, work is over.Xiaosheng knew this fact when playing the "Tomb Raider" series.I'm so glad that Xiaosheng is a game idiot.Because the work is progressing, you won't be discouraged because you can't play the game well.Xiaosheng is not annoyed at all, he doesn't take it to heart at all, it should be said that it is no big deal. As usual, I didn't wake up until noon.Today I planned to go to the cinema to watch a movie. I announced to my friends that I would go to see "Blue Youth" and "Harry Potter 2" today, but I simply gave up because "there may be a lot of people".This mentality is almost like that of a child who refuses to go to school. I checked my e-mail and found that Ms. Kurashina had sent me a letter after reading my diary.The so-called Ms. Kurashina is the writer Makoto Matsubara※ teacher. ※The writer who was born in JUMP novels is a 22-year-old young girl, the author's latecomer.Published "God of Judgment".It's "God of Judgment"!A while ago, the author traveled to Turkey for two weeks with her and Shinji Shinji, three JUMP-born writers.Most of us stayed in a three-person room, and Shinji Shinkin was always dangling in front of her in his pajamas. I wondered if he was making sexual hints?By the way, she is very small. In Turkey, a foreigner who is obviously younger than her touches her head like a child. Let her be half dead. "The size of the GAMECUBE is suitable for use as a blunt weapon for beating people, right?" It was written in the letter, and I couldn't help picking up the quadrangular object with both hands to look at it.There is a handle on it, and it should indeed be used as a blunt weapon.No, as far as its functionality is concerned, it seems that it was developed to be used as a blunt weapon, not as a game console.In short, just plug in the quad and you'll be eaten by zombies in no time.Later, I spent six hours alone in a cheap restaurant.I can't remember what I did during this period, but when I came back to my senses, I found a large amount of blood-stained banknotes in my pocket.Terrified, I flushed the bills down the toilet and went home. I wrote in yesterday's diary that it was true that I spent six hours in a cheap restaurant.I write my work on my laptop.I took a table by myself at dinner, and felt really sorry for the staff. The wires on the back of the TV are hard work.Electric wires and power cords for TV, VCR, PS2, quad, DVD, stereo, computer, etc. are intricately intertwined.I felt as if something special was born out of that tangle of wires, and it was scary.Youkai people Bem, Bella, and Bello* were born from mysterious liquids, and modern monsters may be born from tangled electric wires. ※Characters from previous animations.In addition to these three people, there are Bema, Bemi, Bemo, Bere and others.Of course not real people. In the corner of my kitchen is a corrugated box full of empty cans for juices and the like.Empty cans overflowed from the cartons, piled up as high as a mountain.Every time I put an empty can on it, I always think, "Maybe the current situation has reached its limit, and the moment I put this can, it will cause a landslide or an avalanche", and I enjoy that thrilling feeling from time to time. "Because of the surface tension, it should be fine, right?" This feeling is no different from that of Joseph Joestar*, but recently I have finally begun to see the limit.So I started drinking coffee only in small cans, because there should be less risk of an avalanche if the small cans are stacked on top of a mountain.However, the situation has finally reached its limit-the mountain of empty cans has reached the point where it will collapse at any touch. ※The protagonist of the second work. In desperation, I switched to nutritional drinks that are smaller in volume than canned coffee.I stuffed a small bottle like Anci Baile into the gap in the can mountain.With the slightest flick of my finger, the whole mountain is likely to collapse, so when stuffing the can, my concentration is comparable to that of 007 defusing a bomb.The question is, what to do when there is no gap between the tiny crevices stuffed into the mountain? ※Speaking of bombs, when the author, the deposit and Matsubara went to Turkey, there was a terrorist attack in Istanbul, and a bus bomb happened.The author and the deposit took a boat trip on the same day, but Matsumoto went on his own and went for a walk in Istanbul. It seemed that he didn't want to go with the two men.According to her scheduled plan, she should take a bus, but then she seemed to give up the idea and just wandered around.If he got on the bus, he might be involved in a terrorist act and lose his life. "If that's the case, let's laugh at her!" Said Shinji Sadazen.Really! From 0:00 am to 6:00 am today, Xiaoshengren was in the comic shop, sailing in the vast ocean with Captain Kaieda.Captain Kaieda and Xiaosheng are companions who met recently in a comic shop.But today I finally finished reading all ten volumes of "The Silent Fleet", and the voyage with Captain Kaieda finally came to an end.Then again, the voyage was impressive.In fact, Xiaosheng didn't intend to stay for six hours. He originally planned to board the submarine and swim for twenty minutes before returning home, but he couldn't stop watching it, and it took six hours in the end.What an extraordinary SF!Captain, what a wonderful sailing trip. Wake up in the evening, after doing some work, go to the movies* with a few people.Most of the fellow travelers met for the first time and didn't talk much.Xiaosheng is not very clear, but Xiaosheng thinks it should be a classmate of the younger brother. Spielberg's films are very interesting.Later, Xiaosheng went to the comic shop alone to watch "Salaryman Kintaro" for four hours.This is the first time for Xiaosheng to read this set of comics, and it is the first contact with Kintaro, that is to say, today is the first time for Xiaosheng to "go to work".His masculinity brought me to tears. Later, Xiaosheng decided to "eat a beef rice bowl on the return trip before going back", so he drove towards the store at 3:30 in the middle of the night.When Xiaosheng parked his car in the parking lot of the Beef Cap Restaurant, he saw many scary-looking people inside the restaurant, so Xiaosheng left the parking lot again, and left from the back road, pretending that he was lost, and just walked through the parking lot. field only.At that time, Xiaosheng's skill in steering the steering wheel was so high that anyone could admire it.As a result, Xiaosheng went home without being able to eat the beef rice bowl. ※Remember it is "key report" Xiaosheng took a shower twice today.The chance of meeting Nobita who can come and go freely by any door* has more than doubled.Xiaosheng is really dangerous. ※The props that appear in "Doraemon" can go to any place you want.Then again, there are really a lot of blank spaces on this page, which is really a waste of paper, so at least I should use memo paper instead (B1). Xiaosheng watched a movie in the cinema, and there were almost no people in it. The audience was only Xiaosheng and a mother who came with a baby.During the movie, the baby cried all the time, sometimes even the voices of the actors talking were drowned out by the crying of the baby.Sitting in the back seat, Xiaosheng saw the mother trying hard to coax the baby in the front seat, but the baby kept crying, and the mother's anxiety was clearly conveyed in the dark.After a while, when the movie was halfway through, the baby's crying stopped suddenly, but Xiaosheng heard the baby's "wuwuwu~" sound like it was in pain.Xiaosheng saw the mother standing up halfway, as if she was holding something hard.After that, the baby's voice was no longer heard, and the movie theater returned to silence.When the movie ended, the mother and son were still sitting in place and did not stand up.Although Xiaosheng was a little worried, but because he was scheduled to hold an important meeting with the editor about the small hot pot later*, so Xiaosheng left the movie theater directly and went to the place where he had agreed to meet. ※A devious way of asking the editor to eat.Then again, for the author, eating small hot pot is too extravagant, and I feel that one day I will be condemned by God. today is Friday. Xiaosheng bought a new calendar and checked which months the first day happened to be Sunday.In a month in which the first day of the month falls on a Sunday, the thirteenth must be Friday. Xiaosheng once helped Kadokawa write the short story "On the Mountain with Mr. Jason", and felt relieved after finishing it. This is a true story.The content of the original manuscript is very dreamy, but even if Xiaosheng dies, please don't publish it. Xiaosheng watched "Famitsu" in a convenience store, and found that "The Legend of Zelda" got a frighteningly high score※, Xiaosheng couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. Xiaosheng was still worried about the mother and son in the movie theater yesterday, so he turned on the TV to watch the news.But there was no report about them, maybe Xiaosheng thought too much, so he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. ※The score of the book review.Whenever there is a new work on the market, there will always be editors who have played the game in the game magazine to express their thoughts and score the entertainment of the game at the same time.But some people think it is not allowed. It is said that the cinema that was closed a few years ago has reopened to show "North African Spy".Xiaosheng has not seen this movie.Xiaosheng wanted to run to see it immediately, but there was no space in the parking lot, so he had to sleep. Twenty-four years later, on his birthday, Xiaosheng went to a video rental store to borrow "The Spy of North Africa" ​​and came back to watch it. He felt extremely regretful and annoyed why he couldn't go to the cinema to watch the big screen. Now Xiaosheng still doesn't know the reason. By the way, not long ago, Xiaosheng once wrote about those empty cans that were not discarded overflowing from the corrugated cardboard boxes and piled up into a mountain, which was a big headache. Today Xiaosheng made up his mind to throw away those empty cans and bottles, and Xiaosheng has been dealing with this matter all afternoon.Xiaosheng must first make it clear that the area where Xiaosheng lives has restrictions on the disposal of empty cans and bottles.It took Xiaosheng a lot of time to go to that place with these bottles and cans. First of all, I want to declare that Xiaosheng can't come back for four days. The agent of the apartment did not tell Xiaosheng that the distance was so far, and Xiaosheng was shocked when he found out about it after moving.For this reason, Xiaosheng contacted his friends. After Xiaosheng sorted out the bottles and cans, he would take them to the garbage dump and discard them, so he would not be able to return home for a while.Xiaosheng even locked the doors and windows.I stuffed my change of clothes into my backpack, and chose Mr. Haruki Murakami's novels as books to read during the trip.Xiaosheng wanted to listen to the radio at the destination, so he also put a small SONY radio.In addition, Xiaosheng also wanted to listen to music, so he burned the music in the computer to MP3*, so Tchaikovsky and others also stuffed it into the backpack.In this way, starting tomorrow, Xiaosheng will go on a trip to discard empty cans and bottles, so there is no way to write a diary. ※Abbreviation of Magic Point.In other words, the so-called MP3 is the meaning of repeated recording and playback. (Note: When writing these diaries, I lived in Toyohashi City, Aichi Prefecture. Whenever I was called to Tokyo by the editor, I would tell this kind of lie to explain why the diary was not updated, but, in the end, it turned out that I was in I write a diary in a comic shop in Tokyo. Every time I go to Tokyo, I don’t stay in a hotel, and I always stay up until dawn in the comic shop. Because I didn’t take a shower, my whole body smelled bad.) Today I successfully threw away the garbage, but Xiaosheng didn't go home right away, and continued on the journey.Xiaosheng stopped by the comic shop and wrote an article on the computer.Tonight, Xiaosheng stayed overnight in a comic shop that cost 1,200 yen a night.Today is Tuesday, and Xiaosheng wants to listen to a radio program with the theme of hilarious questions, but the radio waves seem to be blocked, and he only hears bursts of noise from the portable radio.Xiaosheng had no choice but to touch his nose and write articles obediently. On the way to throw out the garbage yesterday, Xiaosheng went to the Imperial Hotel to attend the "Tezuka and Akatsuka Awards Ceremony".For some reason, Xiaosheng actually had a coupon in his pocket, so he went inside to find out. Xiaosheng forgot to take out the trash, so he ate a lot at the venue.By chance, I met Mr. Hamasaki Tatsuya in the bathroom※.Mr. Hamasaki is the writer with the highest chance of meeting Xiaosheng, so Xiaosheng can only find him as the object of Xiaosheng chatting in this ceremony with no acquaintances.Mr. Hamasaki introduced Mr. Enomoto to me.Mr. Enomoto is the very famous Mr. Eno on the JUMP radio station. ※A writer from JUMP novels.We often meet at Kadokawa's banquet.By the way, the author and Hamasaki-sensei once went to an exotic bar with Russian women under the leadership of the JUMP novel editor, which caused the author a serious mental trauma. If you want to ask Mr. Hamasaki why he knows Mr. Enomoto, it is because Mr. Hamasaki is a winner of JUMP radio*, a contributor fighter, and a bard.Mr. The Bard is a well-known figure for a kid who buys a comedy show on JUMP radio.When I was watching JUMP in the countryside of Fukuoka and thinking "It's really interesting, it's amazing", Xiaosheng never thought that one day he would be able to chat with these people like this. ※On the reader-submission website of the manga magazine "Weekly Shonen Jump", readers write interesting things on postcards and send them to them. Mr. Enomoto is the editor of that column (?), and I heard that Mr. Hamasaki is a frequent visitor to send postcards to this column . Xiaosheng was really grateful. That being said, the delicious dishes on the table are more attractive to Xiaosheng than chatting. Xiaosheng devours the cake greedily, eating like a starving ghost.It would be great if Xiaosheng could put the cooking aside and chat with Mr. Hamasaki a few more times.Teacher, I'm really sorry.Then again, the confused monk and the Dragon King don't know how they are doing now? The next day, that is today, Xiaosheng got a sample of Xiaosheng's latest work "Lonely Cycle Number" at the Kadokawa Bookstore that he happened to pass by during his travels.The cover is beautiful, but the content is quite different.By the way, the short stories written by Xiaosheng have been made into CDs, and it is said that they may be released in June. On the last day of the journey, Xiaosheng met the editor by chance in Shibuya, and we walked into a restaurant near the station to chat.The restaurant is located on the fifth floor of the department store, but the fifth floor is a store for women's underwear. You have to walk through the aisle full of women's underwear to get to the restaurant.Even ordinary clothing stores make Xiaosheng feel afraid that he might be kicked out, so he has always kept his distance from such stores.For Xiaosheng, the women's underwear store is simply a sacred field that must not be approached.When walking down the aisle, there is always an inexplicable feeling of a prisoner who thinks he is a criminal who has committed a felony.Xiaosheng thought to himself, whether it is a bad boy, a rampant hooligan, or even a serial murderer, maybe they will have a similar mentality of "I really want to make myself smaller" when I walk past a lingerie store? Then again, the structure of this department store is extremely complex.There are three buildings in total, connected by passages. Elevators and toilets are scattered here and there. I don’t know where I am now. It happened after discussing things with the editor in the restaurant.Xiaosheng wanted to leave the department store, so he parted ways with the editor.Xiaosheng had no choice but to move towards the exit of the department store alone.The entrance and exit of the department store are on the first floor, but Xiaosheng still can't find the elevator from the second floor to the first floor.Xiaosheng saw the elevator to other floors, but no matter how hard he looked, he couldn't find the elevator to the first floor.Xiaosheng found the stairs, but he only found the stairs leading from the second floor to the upper floor, but he did not find the stairs connecting the first floor and the second floor.The elevator is the same, I don't know why it doesn't stop on the first floor, and the elevator only goes to other floors. Xiaosheng walked aimlessly in the department store, looking for a way to the first floor, but in the end he only ended up pacing back and forth in the complex department store.Xiaosheng felt as if the passage between the first floor and the second floor was blocked, and Xiaosheng was enclosed in this huge box called a department store.But seeing many customers shopping around as if nothing happened, Xiaosheng believed that the exit must be somewhere. Soon, the time passed by every minute and every second, and it became dark outside the window.Xiaosheng looked down in front of Shibuya Station and saw a large group of people walking to and fro.Xiaosheng thought that as long as he followed the customers who were shopping in the department store, he should be able to find the exit, so he followed the person who seemed to be leaving, but the customer did not reach the exit.The clerk used a map to explain to Xiaosheng where the exit was, but for some reason, Xiaosheng still couldn't find the way down to the first floor. Later, the time got later and later, and the number of customers gradually decreased.Soon, a large group of customers almost disappeared without a trace. Everyone may have gone down to the first floor from somewhere to go home, but Xiaosheng has no idea when and where they went down to the store. Went to the first floor. The customers and shop assistants were completely gone, and the department store was completely silent, except for Xiaosheng, there was no one else.Xiaosheng called out, but there was no response.The business hours of the department store seemed to be over, and the fluorescent lights were turned off one by one from the corner, and the area where the fluorescent lights were turned off sank into darkness. Xiaosheng felt very uncomfortable, and fled towards the direction where the fluorescent lamp was still lit.The fluorescent lamps on the ceiling were turned off one after another as if they were chasing Xiaosheng.Xiaosheng felt as if there was darkness chasing after him.The darkness chasing Xiaosheng swallowed up even the sound of Xiaosheng's footsteps.Xiaosheng knocked over the goods while fleeing, but even the sound of the goods falling to the ground was swallowed by the darkness.Clothes were hung on hangers that rattled and scattered all over the place.However, the moment the remaining echoes were shrouded in darkness, they disappeared with a whirring sound.Running away, Xiaosheng came to the window. Except for the fluorescent lamp above Xiaosheng's head, the entire floor was pitch black.Xiaosheng looked outside and saw a large group of people walking in front of the station as usual.Xiaosheng slammed on the glass and gestured to the people outside, but no one noticed Xiaosheng's existence and walked past one by one.The moment the overhead fluorescent lights went out, everything went dark. Xiaosheng sits in front of his computer at home after the department store is shrouded in darkness.Xiaosheng didn't know when and how he returned to the apartment; he even suspected that everything that happened before was a dream, and Xiaosheng never went to Tokyo at all, but Xiaosheng's bag was stuffed with the manga shop where he stayed in Tokyo※ receipt. ※The author never stays in a hotel when traveling, but always sleeps in a comic shop. Xiaosheng didn't know what happened to him, but he still sat in front of the computer and worked.What Xiaosheng does is to use the computer to write some boring articles. However, no matter how much time Xiaosheng spends sitting in front of the computer, not a word comes out of his mind.Xiaosheng gave up his job. Xiaosheng wanted to go shopping, so he jumped on the tram.Sitting on the tram, Xiaosheng stared at his hands, the hands on his knees were trembling slightly because of the anxiety about the future and the heavy pressure of writing. Sitting next to him was a very handsome man, reading a book.Xiaosheng thought that the beautiful person was going to close the book, but he didn't expect that the other person slowly and tightly held Xiaosheng's hand. Xiaosheng was shocked and asked: "What are you doing?" The beautiful man replied: "It's nothing, because you are shaking." Xiaosheng felt that this person's head was a little strange.However, from that person's eyes, Xiaosheng could see that he didn't seem to have any doubts about what he did, as if he thought it was a matter of course to hold Xiaosheng's trembling hand, and Xiaosheng's hand was held by that person for a long time for a while.We didn't talk to each other, and there was silence in the tram.Then the pretty one got off at the station.Who is this person? Today, when Xiaosheng planned to go to the comic shop to go to the company where "Salaryman Kintaro" works, he found that the tire of the car had blown out. "If this continues, I will be late for work!" Xiaosheng felt extremely troubled, so he went to the gas station near his home to find a repairman for consultation.He used magic-like techniques to solve the problem in two or three strokes.Xiaosheng saw a halo of light behind the maintenance worker's head.If Xiaosheng met him ten years ago, he should have made up his mind to be a maintenance worker, right? Xiaosheng read a friend's diary and found the following article.Xiaosheng reprinted the article without authorization. "I wanted to catch Santa, so I put poison on my socks. I woke up in the morning and saw my parents dead next to my pillow." Talking about the year-end party, the juniors in the university said they wanted to cook hot pot, so Xiaosheng cheekily interrupted him.Xiaosheng went to buy 900 grams of frozen crabs as a souvenir.Xiaosheng put the crabs in the corner of the venue and waited for them to thaw out. Unexpectedly, the thawed crab juice flowed out when everyone was not paying attention, and the surrounding area was wet. "The crab juice is coming out! The crab juice is coming out!" There was a small commotion in the venue. Later, the giant stone statue in ARKANOID* became a topic of discussion, but Xiaosheng couldn't remember the detailed content, and Xiaosheng had completely forgotten it.When the year-end party was in full swing, Xiaosheng should have thought of some themes for writing novels, but Xiaosheng unconsciously forgot all about it.After the year-end party is over, Xiaosheng should go home and go to work, but Xiaosheng actually forgot about it, so he sneaked into his friend's house.While watching other people playing games, Xiaosheng downloaded this diary on his friend's computer.I really don't know if this is appropriate?Xiaosheng really forgot many important things.It is indeed a "year-end party". ※ Arkanoid is a computer game. I went to the movies.I was supposed to watch "Twilight Guard", but for some reason I watched "Harry Potter" and "Escape from New York", both of which are very interesting. I didn't write a New Year's card.How to do it?Is it too late to start writing now? ※The result is not written.In the past few years, I haven't written any New Year's cards to anyone. Young people probably don't know it, right?And there is no record in the history textbook. During World War II, Christmas was a very scary time in Japan.At night, the siren sounded at the same time, and the adults yelled: "Santa Claus is coming! Hide the socks!" The children were very frightened, and according to the adults' instructions, they gathered all the socks at home and wrapped them around their stomachs, hiding them. Get into the quilt to hide from Santa Claus.可是一到早上，缠在腹部的袜子里不知什么时候都被塞进了礼物。纸门没有打开过的迹象，也没有感觉到有手伸进棉被里，然而礼物就在不知不觉当中被放进袜子里。不管袜子是被藏在什么地方，即便是埋在地底下，还是一样会有礼物放进去。 先别谈这过往的历史了，来说说平安夜的事情。小生一如往常，早上满脸胡渣地到便利商店买啤酒，喝完之后又倒头就睡。醒来时已经下午三点了，做了一点工作之后，玩玩PS，然后到拉面店去吃了拉面，到蛋糕店买了两千五百日圆的圆形蛋糕。用叉子一边切开圣诞节的圆形蛋糕一边独自享用，这是每年的惯例。 小生总是在日记上写些莫名其妙的事情，所以有人也许会认为这篇日记也是小生乱掰的，这样小生会生气的，关于蛋糕的事情可是不折不扣的事实。 （注：后来，小生根据这一天所掰的日记内容制作了绘本。） 今天收到许多邮件。亲戚寄来的信当中有一封是目前具有考生身份的堂妹写的，上头写着“MAX努力！”另外还收到了名为“少年S”的漫画杂志。上头刊载了名为“GOTH”的漫画，关于尸体的描写非常古怪荒诞，我心想，真不想跟写这种故事的家伙※做朋友。然后我将家里的袜子都找出来检查一下，但是每只袜子都是空的。 ※笔者说的不是负责画画的大岩Kenji老师。 我想写些贺年片，便去买了贺年卡。附近的便利商店已经卖完了，我只好跑到远一点的便利商店去买。可是那家便利商店也卖完了，所以只好到邮局去。据邮局的工作人员所说，市内的贺年卡都卖光了。我打电话回老家，听说老家附近的香烟店（也贩卖明信片和邮票）好像还剩下一些贺年卡。 于是为了尽快买到贺年卡，我打算明天中午左右搭飞机回老家一趟。日记会有一阵子没办法更新。 今年也仅剩三百五十五天左右了吧？ 我从老家那边回来了。老家在很遥远的地方，要回到那边就得搭乘车子、电车、飞机、巴士、热气球、伙计二〇〇〇※、男子柔道社社员的背部等所有能搭乘的工具。虽然费尽千辛万苦抵达了，但是贺年卡却卖完了。 ※美国的连续剧《海滩游侠》中出现的车子。黑色，会说人话。 难得回老家的姐姐说“你写的捏造日记很好玩”。真是太失礼的说法了，哪里是捏造的嘛！ 我第一次看到姐姐生下的宝宝，相当于我的外甥女，才出生四十天左右。我一直觉得婴儿是一种会发出尖锐哭叫声的东西，那种声音就像夏天工地里的噪音一样让人感到郁卒。但是近距离一看，没想到连婴儿的哭声都那么可爱，真是让人匪夷所思。因为她实在太可爱了，我有点想把自己的遗产都让这个外甥女来继承。 回老家之后，我想看看羽生生纯老师※所画的漫画《wagarannaa—》，可是橱柜里却找不到。到底是谁偷走了我的《wagarannaa—》？所以我正在考虑去买新的回来。 ※笔者喜欢的漫画家。于“comicbeam”中连载，笔者每个月都会看“comicbeam”。大家也不妨看看吧！加油beam！ 我之前搜集的漫画全部都塞在橱柜里保存着，但是橱柜里混乱的状况很吓人，大概可以用堆积如山来形容吧？堆成了一叠又一叠，一层又一层。放进橱柜里的书要找出来实在是难如登天。手在层层堆叠的书山中翻搅，想找到想看的书，但是找到的尽是一些不想再看的。放在显眼地方的漫画只要关上橱柜的门一分钟左右，就会在不知不觉中像烟雾一般消失无踪。小时候有好朋友到家里来玩，一看到放在橱柜里的大量漫画，脸上顿时绽放出光彩说道： “我可以看放在后头的漫画吗？” 他说完便潜入橱柜的后头再后头，我稍一不注意的当儿，竟然连他的身影也消失得无影无踪了。结果后来他被人发现赤裸着身体昏倒在后山的茂密树林当中，现在想起来，真是一段美好的回忆。 因为前几天发生让我紧张、惶惶不安的事情，所以我期许自己今年不要再如此惊恐了。另外，我也期许自己不要使用叙述性诡计※。 ※让人误以为是男人事实上是女人之类，其实可以不使用，却不知不觉在当中使用的表现手法。笔者今年靠着版税过活，沉溺于游乐当中，所以没做什么工作。拜此之赐，我得以守住这个期许。这样过日子好吗？ 我想买一台电视，到柜台拿出信用卡想刷卡，没想到消费额度却已经超过，没办法使用了。大概是买了DVD软体、MD卡匣、游艇，还有男子柔道选手的背部之类的东西才落得如此下场吧？刷卡时，皮夹里面的钱不会减少，所以只觉得好像是免费拿到商品一样，简直就像魔术。我想今后我还是会大量不断地使用。 关于婴儿，如果将大量的婴儿空降到战场上，士兵们是不是会因为忙着哄婴儿而停止战斗，战争因此就结束了呢？ 没什么好写时就上面都写不出来。我煮了白菜和朴蕈※。晚餐只花了一百五十日圆。 ※这阵子笔者总是自行煮饭。现在每天吃豆馅糯米饼维生。有着香脆外皮的豆馅糯米饼非常好吃。 我购买的电视机送来了，其太过雄伟骇人的外型让我大吃一惊。不禁要问电视机，高中时代是不是参加格斗竞技？我觉得整个人好像都要被塞进画面当中一样。 我跟朋友去吃旋转寿司，用手抓了许多不能写在日记上的东西。看到朋友毫不犹豫地拿下一盘三百五十日圆的鲔鱼生鱼片，我心想，这家伙一定是哪个地方的贵族出身的。 下下星期，朋友可能要带我去玩船形雪橇※。玩那种时髦的玩意儿不会挨骂吗？像我这种人可以把脚搁到那么时髦漂亮的雪橇上吗？因为那块板子的色彩是如此鲜艳亮丽，好像不踩为妙。 ※一种坐在板子上从雪地斜坡上滑下来的游戏。笔者自以为是的抱着某种时髦亮丽的想像，因此产极大的抗拒力。因为笔者是一个跟时髦亮丽绝缘的人。 高画质电视真不简单，看起来就像活动的相片一样。如果再逼真一点的话，感觉好像整个人会跑进画面当中。刚睡醒之后处于朦胧的状态时，一不小心可能就真的会一头栽进去。 现在电视正在播放外国人吃蚂蚁的样子，那个外国人手臂上的毛一根根清晰可见。我的眼睛始终盯在外国人的手毛上，哪管蚂蚁或大自然什么的。 我跟角川书店的编辑见了面，提到在高画质电视上看到手毛的事情，还有自己不务正业的生活。结果我听到编辑提到这种事—— 某天有一通这样的电话打到角川书店的杂志《The Sneaker》编辑部。 “能不能请你们退还我儿子参加Sneaker大奖的投稿小说？” 所谓的Sneaker大奖是轻小说系列※的比赛。电话那头是个女性，似乎是特地打电话来恳求编辑部无论如何都得把她儿子应征的稿件退回去。接电话的编辑回答道“这是不行的”，并说明参赛项目中明白记述着“参赛稿件不能退还”的条件。 ※正经的读书人不会列入考虑类型的书。对靠轻小说成长的笔者而言，在轻小说杂志工作一点都没有奇怪的感觉。但是时而会有人说“你的小说比轻小说更有深度，更具文学性”。这种人让笔者感到生气，但是因为已经是个大人了，只好笑着敷衍过去。 “可是无论如何我都希望拿回稿子。” 做母亲的哭了起来，始终不肯轻言放弃。 “我儿子死了。我想知道我儿子生前写了些什么东西。” 《The Sneaker》的编辑找到了她儿子应征的信封，将它寄了回去。 听说这是事实。 顺便告诉各位，那个人的儿子才二十三岁。 不知道为什么，我家附近住了很多外国人，我想可能是巴西人。每次在播放着“鱼天国”音乐的超市内看到外国人提着购物篮四处闲晃时，我都感到有点不可思议。 天还没亮时出去慢跑成了我的日课，可是在这段时间里，总有几个外国女性站在公寓前面，好像是在等把她们载到某个工作职场去的交通车，不过我不是很清楚她们在什么地方上班。 这几天我在慢跑时发现一件事。晒在某栋公寓一楼窗口上的衣物一直都晾挂在那没收进去，毛巾和孩童的小衬衫不分白天晚上都挂在那边。我确定那间房子住的是外国家庭。我利用晚上的时间，鼓起勇气走进公寓的建地，来到那些衣物的旁边。凑近一看，那些衣物的表面沾满了灰尘，而且衣物已经干燥得变硬了，好像从去年年底就一直晾在那边。 我想起来了，今年我都还没有跟房子的主人在超市擦身而过。我从窗户窥探着室内，但是没有人在家，只留下一些家具，咖啡杯等餐具也都摆在桌上。 一个认识的作家送给我一本叫《SWITCH》的杂志。那是一本非常漂亮的杂志。事实上里面只登了一点关于我的事情，像我这样的名字列进这么漂亮的杂志当中是恰当的作法吗？像我这样的名字登在擤过鼻涕的卫生纸上才是最适合不过了。 电视播放了“冷血悍将”(RONIN)，我又看了一次。我在剧场里看过，也借了DVD看过，WOWOW表演时我也会看。大概看了十次左右。我实在太喜欢了。我想当外甥女过一岁生日时，我就买“冷血悍将”的DVD送她，把她培育成狄尼洛迷。 下个星期好像要播放“黑暗城市”。我也很喜欢这部电影。和朋友看过这部影片之后，就经常玩Tune游戏※。 ※在“黑暗城市”(Dark City)中，把具有超能力一般的力量称为“Tune”。现在已经不记得那是什么样的游戏了，我想应该是一种跟路边的狗粪差不多无趣的游戏。 前几天我重新看了“镜子”(The Mirror)和“牺牲”(The Sacrifice)。果然感觉还是很有意思：心中有些恐惧。塔科夫斯基(Andrei Tarkovsky苏联导演)这个人是不是个神啊？ 我前往有很多地方值得探讨的旋转寿司店去。我想探究很多事情，但是最后还是默默地吃着东西。好可口。 我产生了想远离铅字的职业倦怠症，觉得写邮件或日记都是一件麻烦事。 电视机的影像好像扭曲了，画面的上半部凹陷了进去。我觉得很不可思议，仔细检查了一下，发现踩到了天线。等我把脚移开之后，画面就又恢复正常了。 我跟松原真琴老师借了PS的游戏软体“黑暗探险队”来玩。这是一种搜集像厕所里的花子般恐怖传闻并加以解决的冒险游戏。气氛很恐怖，玩游戏时，我还几度回头看自己背后。尤其是戴着耳机玩时，总觉得背后有少女的笑声，真是可陷的游戏。很不可思议的一件事情是，当我关掉电源，停止游戏之后，时而还会听到背后有少女的笑声。 对了，我做过很可怕的梦，我想大概是受到游戏的影响。梦境的内容是孩子一边尖叫一边不断地从左边往右边走过去。虽然只是这样，感觉却很可怕。 我听到有人说“冷血悍将”※并不是那么好看。某电影网站对这部片子的评论也在普通程度之下。why? ※John Frankenheimer演的作品。笔者实在太喜欢这部片子了。 我突然很想看“电脑战警”，这是一个具有以前的特技英雄味道的电视节日。我完全想不起小时候看过特殊战队或英雄的事情，现在也提不起想看的念头，可是不知道为什么，我就只想看“电脑战警”。也许是合成的效果深深地烙印在孩子的心头吧？ 下天是某个奖项※最后审查的日子。因为我所写的书被列入该奖项的最后决选行列，所以我万万不能置身事外。白天我用耳挖子的毛轻轻地拭去了沾附在电视机表面的灰尘，但是却来了通电话，通知我所写的书并没有得奖。如果能得奖，又领到奖金的话，我就可以尽情地购买用来擦拭电视萤幕表面的干净清洁布了，所以心中难免有些遗憾。 ※推理作家协会奖。光是被提名，笔者就觉得实在太浪费了。 晚上得工作才行，但是我又必须用擦拭眼镜的布料将沾满灰尘的电视萤光幕表面擦干净，结果还是没能好好工作。 前几天写好的短篇小说好像逃过了被歼灭※的命运。我松了一口气，整个人瘫倒在电脑前面。对自己还存活着一事感到很不可思议。然后又一如往常，擦着电视机的萤光幕度过一天。 ※当完成的小说太过无趣时，原稿就会经由编辑之手丢进裁书机当中加以销毁，避免被读者看到。打出道之后，笔者被这样歼灭的作品多不胜数。 工作上使用的电子邮件地址做了改变，所以这几天，我会通知阅读日记的相关人士新的地址。 不久前和朋友通电话时，他说“我虽然加入了YahooBB，但是并不想用当中的电子邮件地址”。 “是这样的，当我登录到Yahoo时，一不小心用了连说出口都觉得羞耻的ID来登录了。ID这种东西是不能变更的。那个让人难为情的ID就直接成为邮件的地址，所以我在发送邮件时就不能用Yahoo的地址了。” 我在想，一定有无数基于同样的理由而没有被使用的地址被保存在Yahoo的电脑内吧？如果能够想办法把这些没有被使用的浪费资源转化为能源的话，就算石油枯竭了，人类应该还可以撑一阵子吧？ 以高画质高解析度播放的“四月物语”※真是太棒了。之前看DVD时也觉得模糊不清的部分现在清晰地呈现在画面上，连主演的松隆子小姐飞翘起来的一根头发都看得到，她的头发被风一吹而抖动的样子也清晰可见，就好像真的可以伸手去触摸一样。 ※笔者非常喜欢的一部日本电影。岩井俊二导演。 看完片子之后，我仔细地打量电视机下方，发现掉了一根不是我的头发的长毛发。我的头发很短，朋友当中也没有人是长头发的。我一直在想，这根长头发是从哪里飞进室内的吗？ 对了，“四月物语”中松隆子小姐的头发也很长。No way?我心中满是狐疑，不禁回头看着电视。 所得税申报※的日期近了。 ※一到这个时期，许多作家都会变得很忧郁，这是很妨碍工作的大事件。 冷气发出令人不悦的声音。冷气是否也可以申报为一种开销？装置在当成办公室的房间里应该没问题吧？ 隐形眼镜可以报税吗？我悄悄装设的垃圾处理机乍看之下跟工作好像没什么关系，事实上，不用去为厨余伤脑筋的时间是可以变换为工作时间的。如果我把商品的名称写在日记上的话，会不会被算为广告费？ 不久前，我在日记上写着，朋友要带我去滑雪橇，明天就是这个重要的日子了。我预计会在雪山过难，所以有一阵子日记没办法更新了。 早上六点三十分，搭K前辈的车前往雪山。御寒衣物和鞋子还有滑雪板都是跟K前辈借的。我没有滑过雪，也没玩过雪球，所以一切的一切都让我感到很稀奇。光堆雪就是一件很有趣的事情，看起来就好像在风景上撒上砂糖一样。也许就是这个缘故吧，我的肚子经常在叫。 一穿上雪靴，脚踝就没办法弯曲，觉得自己好像变成了机动战士※，我想起前几天在角川书店的庆祝会上，有人激动地辩论道“机动战士最厉害的就是他的腿肚子！”我想，机动战士的腿肚确实是很厉害。 ※出现在“钢弹”中的大型人偶，很不简单。笔者没看过“钢弹”，所以不是很清楚。小时候做过很多那个不简单人物的塑胶模型。 这是我第一次玩船形雪橇，但是我好像有特殊的才能，没有人教我，从一开始就滑得很顺利，过了中午之后，我就像一只飞越过练习场的燕子一样厉害——完全没有这回事。跌倒时看到的蓝空非常地美丽，雪地的表面是那么地白皙，我怀疑这是高画质高解析度电视上的画面。我之所以经常跌倒当然不是因为平衡感不佳，只是为了好整以暇地欣赏景色罢了。 咖哩猪排好好吃。后来我从编辑※寄来的邮件中知道，在滑雪场吃咖哩猪排比在全世界任何一个地方吃都要来得高级。 ※说这些话的是角川书店的责任编辑青山小姐。她最近好像在组棒球社。 脚很酸，我很快就举白旗投降了。我们发动车子，打算去泡温泉。可是因为忘了关掉车灯，电瓶已经耗光，车子一动也不动。啊，事情不妙，回不了家了。我心里这样想。但是这个意外事件也很快就解决了，还没有有趣到足以做为日记的主题。 温泉好温暖。我不理会开着车的K前辈，坐在副驾驶座上畅饮啤酒。听说K前辈下次想学胡琴。 前几天，在角川书店的庆祝会上见到许多人，拿了许多名片，然而昨天晚上我却发现那些名片都不见了。当中也有安倍吉俊老师※给我的彩色名片，真是让我饱受冲击。本来打算把那张名片拿去跟朋友献宝，至少也要让他们羡慕我个半年左右，现在根本没有办法实现了。我跟安倍老师是第二次见面，第一次有谈话的机会，可是当时我们却老是谈伊集院光广播节目的内容。安倍老师的iPod里好像大量储存了那个广播节目的录音，我好羡慕哦。 ※在描绘带点忧郁气息的女孩子方面有特殊手法的插画家。鲜少有碰面的机会，但是一碰面却老是谈伊集院光的广播节目。 小生订制了挡光窗帘※，四片竟然要两万五千日圆。可能要一个星期之后商品才会送达。 睡觉时梦到了奶奶。梦中小生跟奶奶两个人一起吃小火锅，可是奶奶竟然抢了小生的肉吃。小生大发雷霆，责怪奶奶，于是她便露出悲哀的表情。从睡梦中惊醒之后，小生陷入自我厌恶的情绪当中。 ※比普通窗帘挡光效果更好的窗帘。 中午接到了Kurashina小姐寄来的包裹。之前她曾经说过“7-11贩卖的'kinurea'烤起司蛋糕好好吃哦，一定要试试”，可是我所住附近的7-11都找不到这种蛋糕，前几天前往东京时也没机会吃到，于是她便特地请宅配送传说中的“kinurea”给我，盒子里面竟然放了五个蛋糕。真是感激不尽。 试吃了一口之后发现，实在太美味了，舌头上宛如呈现出另一个截然不同的世界一样。至于要说这个世界是个什么样的世界，那就像是在没有战争的情况下，海蒂※和山羊永远一起快乐嬉戏的世界。 ※卡通动画“阿尔卑斯少女海蒂”的主角。“克拉拉站起来了！”这句台词让人耳熟能详。 我去了一趟电器行。里面有卖按摩用具，每一种商品上头都有写着促销文案的招牌。这些促销文案有“终极的按摩方式”或“足以与专业人士匹敌的按摩方式”，真是妙不可言。 去年年底，我到朋友家中吃火锅，当时到场的都是国中时代的朋友们。其中一个朋友说“二〇〇二年我最热中的是《灌篮高手》※”，他在去年终于看了那一系列的漫画，一头就栽进去了。 ※篮球的漫画。曾经引发轰动，但是笔者憎恨篮球等有点时髦色彩的运动，所以到目前为止都还没有看过。 我说：“真是好巧啊，我预计《灌篮高手》将会成为我在二〇〇三年的热衷读物。”我经常想要看看《灌篮高手》究竟有何魅力，可是也不知道为什么，始终没看它。我的生活方式很特殊，就是在没有阅读《灌篮高手》的情况下，倒是阅读了《弥次喜多in DEEP》或《Wagarannaa—》等。 而现在，我终于开始看《灌篮高手》了。如果今天晚上，桌上出现了蓝色的机器猫，给了我一个秘密的道具，让我回到少年时代，把之前的人生都变成一场恶梦的话，我想我会率先向篮球社提出申请书。 有电子邮件进来了。 在收到信件的同时，诺顿老师※的防毒软体同时启动，出现了一些正经八百的讯息。我打开信件一看，里面出现了许多奇怪的英文字。我不明所以，就姑且将信转寄给朋友。 ※使用电脑的人大为仰仗的了不起的老师。 我因为想买录放影机而到电器行去，回家时却不知道为何手上竟然抱着扬声器※。我本来就有一台扬声器了，为什么还要再买一个呢？我是怎么搞的（我想是因为看到数位录放影机或DVD录影机动辄十万或十五万日圆的价位，觉得四万日圆的扬声器比较经济）。 ※将小小的声音放大的魔术盒。 不过这次买的扬声器真不是盖的，和朋友MAJI所拥有的扬声器几乎一样庞大。MAJI是我大学时代的学弟，听说他的身体是由对日本火腿（日本职棒）、山本正之（作曲家）和押井守的高度爱意所堆砌而成的。 他对音响方面的机器非常有概念。家里的扬声器体积很大，每次到他家去玩时，总是被他的扬声器雄伟的体型给震撼住。而现在我也拥有了在体积和重量方面与他相匹敌的扬声器，我觉得以后就算拿扬声器当武器互殴时，我也不会输了。 我将扬声器连接起来听音乐，不知不觉当中，天色已黑。就这样，购买录放影机的计划又被延宕了。 我出门想去看电影，走到一半觉得麻烦，吃了饭便又打道回府了。 放大看蝙蝠侠※的脸时，他罩在面具底下的眼睛四周是黑漆漆的，我常在想，等他脱掉面具之后，会不会变得像猫熊一样？一直想着蝙蝠侠的事情，想着想着，太阳西落，天色已黑。我想明天要想一些蝙蝠侠以外的事情。 ※笔者小时候心目中的英雄。当时的版本是提姆·波顿。月黑风高的夜晚在街上活跃，并将坏人一个一个杀死。 妈妈寄了巧克力给我。开始在网路上写日记的一个好处是，就算没有联络，妈妈也不用担心这个儿子是不是死了？ 我去拿订制的挡光窗帘，可是挡光窗帘这种东西好重，搬得我筋疲力尽。我怀疑窗帘的轨道是不是松脱了，一直都安装不上去。 某个编辑送来巧克力。盒子很漂亮，我舍不得丢，打算拿来当珠宝盒或什么的。但是我并没有什么宝石，所以便将搜集来的“剪下的指甲”放进去。 插画家羽住都老师※的宠物企鹅送来了邮件。邮件内容问我是不是饿死了？我将那只企鹅洗了一百遍，这是事实，花了我十五分钟以上。洗这么多遍是我个人的最高记录（与一种叫postpet的邮件软体相关的记述。详情省略）。 ※曾经多次一起合作的插画家。就快出个人画集了。出了吗？画风非常