Chapter 42 smoke after dinner

"Chong'er, go, go and think about the cliff face." Professor Yue Buqun said softly, "You are my PlanA, and I will let you take over after I come back." "Nani? No!" Linghu Chong exclaimed, "What kind of bullshit is that? It's a black hole! Once I fall into it, I will be pulled into noodles by the tidal force!" "What nonsense are you talking about? You are a major disciple of the Huashan School, and I will protect you." Yue Buqun clattered open an arithmetic book, "Here, I am solving the equation of "Zixia Divine Art". When you go down the mountain, The equation is solved, and I will teach you."

After speaking, he stepped on the pedal and threw Linghu Chong's aircraft out. Seeing Linghu Chong disappear into the black hole with a scream, Yue Buqun turned his head expressionlessly, and patted Xiao Linzi on the shoulder: "This idiot is going to become noodles. Son-in-law, the future of the Huashan faction is yours, you It's my Plan B." "But... Master, don't you still want to solve the equation of the 'Zixia Divine Art' and teach it to the elder brother?" "Fool, there is no such thing as Zixia magical skill in the world. That equation is a scam, and it cannot be solved at all."

Lin Pingzhi was speechless, and after a while he said: "Master, you are so cheap, even cheaper than those who copied the Six Gods." Yue Buqun thought his plan had succeeded, but he forgot that there was a five-dimensional creature in the black hole—Feng Qingyang. "Chong'er, are you awake? Now you are in the five-dimensional space I created." Feng Qingyang said. Linghu Chong was dumbfounded: in front of him were rows of bookcases, which were placed in countless small grids like a matrix.On the opposite side of the bookcase, many people are calling. "What... are these small grids?"

"No, fool, this is time, time in the fifth dimension." "Then who are these people calling back and forth?" "They are the ten elders of the Demon Sect." Feng Qingyang said patiently. "Aren't they dead decades ago?" Linghu Chong was puzzled. "Oh, why don't you understand? I've already said that this is a five-dimensional space. You can open time like a drawer and see every fragment of the past. Believe it or not, I can tell you in the world of Hercules and Demon Fan Song. Put a Morse code on the ass..." "I believe, I believe, no need..." Linghu Chong sweated.

Feng Qingyang took out a sword: "Now I will teach you a five-dimensional high-level martial art to defeat Yue Buqun." He taught one move after another: "After learning this sword technique, your sword will be as fast as light. The speed of light is eternal, so your speed will also be eternal. No matter what speed the enemy uses to chase You, you are eternal light speed." Linghu Chong half-understood: "What if the enemy can train as fast as the speed of light?" A treacherous smile appeared on Feng Qingyang's face: "Then it will be even worse for him. His time will tend to slow down infinitely, and finally slow down to a stop. In your eyes, he will have flaws everywhere."

Linghu Chong shook his head vigorously, and gave up further thinking: "Does this martial art have a name?" "It's called Dugu Nine Swords." Feng Qingyang said in a deep voice. "It's not a cool name." "It has another name, special relativity." After learning the theory of relativity, Linghu Chong is invincible in the world. Masters of classical mechanics such as "Nine-curved Sword Zhongzhen" and "Tian Boguang Walking Alone for Thousands of Miles" were defeated by his sword one after another. Until one day, Linghu Chong came to Hangzhou University to give lectures, and was warmly received by the school.

He was explaining the principle of Dugu Nine Swords when he suddenly heard someone yelling in the distance. "Who is that?" Linghu Chong asked displeased. "He...he is Professor Ren Woxing, a lunatic. He said that his theory is the ultimate theory of martial arts. We have locked him up. Please ignore him." "Do you have his thesis?" Linghu Chong frowned. "This... well. Just look at it, don't take it seriously!" The principal ordered someone to bring up an iron plate full of words.Linghu Chong picked up the iron plate and read the preface first:

"The old man let me go and be trapped here. My whole body is full of magical skills. It is inevitable that I will die with the old man's bones. It is a pity. I will leave the essence of the old man's magical skills here. Dead and immortal." Next, the author deeply engraved the name of the martial arts - "Star Attraction Dafa, also known as Quantum Mechanics." Linghu Chong was startled: "Quick! Where is this Professor Ren? Take me to see him!" In the cell, the two met. "Your special theory of relativity can't explain the origin of martial arts." Ren Woxing smiled proudly while chewing on a duck paw.

"How do you know?" Linghu Chong objected. "What is the essence of internal strength? Answer me!" Ren Woxing asked. "This...probably a gas...or liquid..." Linghu Chong hesitated. Ren Woxing smiled: "Let me tell you, it's particles. To be precise, it's fermion condensed matter." "..." Linghu Chong was speechless. Ren Woxing threw away the half-gnawed duck paw, picked up a piece of chalk with greasy hands, and chuachuachua wrote a number on the wall: "-273.15." Ignoring Linghu Chong's astonished expression, he continued, "During my practice, I discovered that the temperature of potassium atoms, a gas with fermion properties, can be cooled to absolute zero—that is, one billionth of the number I wrote on the blackboard. At one point, guess what happened to the potassium atoms? Stop moving! If you can confine the gas in a small vacuum chamber, the 'sea of ​​air in the middle of the mountain', and use super-focused light and magnetic fields to pair the potassium atoms, you will be able to successfully Create a 'Fermion Condensate', that is - internal strength! By the way, the attraction between the Fermi condensate atom pairs is much stronger than that of the electron pairs in the superconductor. This is the "Star Attraction Dafa" Fundamental."

Linghu Chong was completely stunned. "One way of martial arts is really unfathomable..." he murmured. Ren Woxing smiled and said, "Did you encounter any confusion when you were practicing?" Linghu Chong was startled: "I found that there are nine strands of zhenqi in my body, which can't be merged together." Ren Woxing smiled lightly, with the light of wisdom shining in his eyes: "That's because of the Pauli Exclusion Principle. If you trust me, I will try to explain it for you." Linghu Chong and Ren Wo walked together.This is the great combination of relativity and quantum mechanics, and the basic theory of human martial arts has leapt to a glorious step.

On this day, Linghu Chong came to find Ren Woxing for a drink, and found that Ren Woxing was staring at the dense formulas on the blackboard in a daze. "Brother, what are you doing?" "Ah! I'm calculating a key constant of the star-absorbing method, namely, the twenty-two points of Yangqiao and the thirty-two points of Yangwei. Between these fifty-four points, how to make the inner breath move freely? Yangqiao enters Yangwei, and it can also enter Yangqiao from Yangwei." "Brother is awesome." Linghu Chong complimented. Suddenly, the door was pushed open by someone, and a person walked in slowly in the cold wind, and said lightly: "I don't think you need to forget it. Isn't it just Planck's constant." "Professor Dongfang Bubai?" Ren Woxing was taken aback, "The number one expert in theoretical physics in the world!" Dongfang Bubai smiled: "Special relativity and quantum mechanics, just want to explain the origin of martial arts? Ridiculous, ridiculous! Let me ask you, what is the essence of martial arts?" Ren Woxing looked back at Linghu Chong: "Chong'er, I taught you this question before, answer this ladyboy quickly." "It's particles!" Linghu Chong said loudly, blushing. Dongfang Bubai sighed and shook his head.She slowly took out an embroidery needle, threaded it on, and the silk thread reflected a mysterious silver light: "You are wrong, the origin of the world is the string." Ren Woxing was shocked: "Could it be that you have practiced the legendary...string theory!" The room was so quiet that you could hear a needle drop. Dongfang Bubai stretched out his hand, and the silk thread buzzed and trembled: "In martial arts in the world, only strings cannot be broken. The basic unit of all martial arts is a one-dimensional energy string. With the vibration and movement of a one-dimensional string, there are elementary particles of the number of Ganges sands." .” Ren Woxing scolded: "Bah, you've watched "The Big Bang Theory" too much, Chonger, smash him!" The two rushed forward, only to find that Dongfang Bubai's figure suddenly disappeared.Immediately, an embroidery needle flew out from an inconceivable space and poked Ren Woxing in the eye. "Ah! You dead monster!" Ren Woxing covered his eyes and shouted, a trace of blood dripped from his fingers. "How does it feel? This is the 'extra-dimensional attack' of string theory. Linghu Chong, so what if you can attack at the speed of light? I am attacking you in the six-dimensional space now, and I will kill you two low-dimensional D3 membranous creatures in minutes ..." Soon, both Linghu Chong and Ren Woxing covered their eyes and fell into a pool of blood. "Chong'er, I forgot, dead eunuchs are all six-dimensional creatures... Hurry up... this is the only way to escape..." Ren Woxing struggled and took out a spinning top from his arms, "Look what we are doing What level of dreamland, is there a way to escape..." "Don't go meekly into that good night..." Linghu Chong muttered, without picking up the top, "It's useless to run away. Let there be light." Suddenly, he jumped up vigorously, swiped his sword in the air, and the bright sword edge cut through the night sky, forming several shining symbols. "What? How dare you reveal my latitude and longitude to the dark forest universe..." Dongfang Bubai screamed, but he was powerless to stop the light symbol from flying into space. The vastness of space. A line of clear tears flowed down slowly from Ren Yingying's face. "Father is disabled, brother Chong is also disabled, and the enemy is still there." Looking at the glowing coordinates in the distance, her voice was undetectable, "Don't go into that good night meekly...don't go into that good night meekly... ..." "Miss, you mean... Dapudong?" the robot asked Wentian. Ren Yingying turned around and looked at it indifferently: "Please give me a two-way foil."