Chapter 39 Doctors don't have good wives

There are so-called "Four Laws" in Jin Yong's novels: the cousin is a god, the senior brother is a spare tire, the doctor's wife is bad, and Tiande is the saddest. The so-called cousin is a male god, as we all know, needless to say.In Jin Yong's novels, there is always a romantic and suave male god cousin, like Murong Fu in the novel, Wang Xiaofeng in the novel, and Wei Bi in the novel, who are loved to death by all the ladies. But don't forget, how godly the male god is, how miserable those spare tires are.In Jin Yong's novels, those very depressed spare tire brothers, Linghu Chong, Wu Xiuwen, Wu Dunru, Xu Zheng, Cao Yunqi, Di Yun... Have you ever cared about them?

Jinshu's depressed brother has five housekeeping tricks: being a spare tire, wearing a cuckold, accepting the burden, taking the blame, and cutting off children and grandchildren. For example, Brother Dawu and Brother Xiaowu, the two senior brothers, learned the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms and Yiyang Finger very poorly, but relying on their own groping, they have practiced a magical skill of spare tires to the pinnacle.The two brothers are obviously Guo Fu's thousand-year-old spare life, and they are trying to tear each other down, insisting on fighting over who is the full-size one.If I were his father Wu Santong, I would have slapped him one by one: "Tell you to be self-taught!"

The other martial arts have also been practiced to perfection by the brothers.Brother Di Yun, an honest and honest young migrant worker in the city, was treated by his junior sister as a hooligan, a money fanatic, a traitor, and a petty thief. A pair of children, the burden is heavy; Brother Linghu Chong told us from personal experience that there is a kung fu that is more powerful than Dugu Nine Swords, called Fujian Folk Song. Who is the magical skill of cutting off children and grandchildren?Let's look at Senior Brother Cao Yunqi.It stands to reason that he overthrew the goddess Tian Qingwen, and he was the most up-to-date among the many senior brothers. Unfortunately, he managed to get the goddess to conceive a baby, but was dug a hole by the goddess and buried him. Tears can't keep my roots.

The love situation of the spare tire brothers is so miserable, it reminds me of Mr. Jin Yong who gave a lecture at Zhejiang University and said to the students: "I am still your senior brother." Take care, we are learning Fujian folk songs! In Jin Yong's book, doctors don't have good wives yet. The genius doctors in the golden book all have some things in common: withdrawn, arrogant, and wicked. I don't know if this reflects Jin Yong's inner prejudice against famous doctors.Under his conscious or unconscious arrangements, the wives of the genius doctors are also better than each other.

For example, when Liping refers to the doctor's wife, she will startle you when she comes out: "tall and thin", "sick face", "big ears, deep-set eyes, and bloodless face".This text tells us that not all women with pale faces are Xiaolongnv, and there are also Mrs. Ping. The original work constantly exaggerates how miserable Dr. Ping's family life is: "A person who is not afraid of the sky and the earth is actually afraid of his wife." Will... to kill". Because of his extreme disgust and fear of his wife, Dr. Ping's views on love and marriage have been seriously distorted. His famous saying is: "The words of women in the world are tasteless, and their faces are hateful. It is best to avoid them from a distance. They cannot be avoided. The only way to do it is to tolerate it with all your strength, to be hypocritical and obedient."

To his painful statement, Linghu Chong's reaction was: "You use your own wife to generalize all women in the world" "Your wife's words are tasteless and her appearance is disgusting, but not all women in the world are like this."Listen carefully to Linghu Chong's tone, even though he doesn't agree, isn't there a bit of understanding and sympathy in it? There is also a genius doctor who is more famous than Ping Yizhi, and he is called "Butterfly Valley Doctor Immortal" Hu Qingniu.Correspondingly, his wife is also more superb than Ping Yizhi.

Hu Qingniu's wife is called "Poison Immortal" Wang Nangu. She is not ugly in appearance. She is still "beautiful" in middle age, but she is absolutely mischievous in her actions.She has a bad attitude towards Hu Qingniu, "cold and indifferent", that's all, what's more terrible is that her goal in life is too terrible - to use her poisonous skills to suppress her husband's medical skills. The way she smashed her husband was: find someone to poison her everywhere and let her husband treat her. Hu Qingniu intends to calm the matter down: can I admit defeat?Is it okay to die?Unexpectedly, the best wife invented a unique trick: the old lady poisoned herself, and see if you can cure it?

This woman has been obsessed with her husband for decades, and has staged countless farces of running away from home, turning against each other, and vicious farces.Compared with this woman, I suddenly feel that Guo Fu and the like are considered gentle and virtuous wives. This also solves a mystery in Jin Yong's novels: in the novel, it is unlucky for Ding Chunqiu, the old monster of Xingxiu, to find the genius doctor Xue Muhua, and Xue Muhua hurriedly arranges "the whole family, old and young, to hide in the cave". Miracle doctor Xue is one of the "Eight Friends of Hangu". The rest of the brothers were also hunted down by Old Monster Ding, but they never worried about their relatives. Why was Miracle Doctor Xue the only one who worried about his family?I think the answer is: Ding Chunqiu also knows that the wife of a genius doctor must be the best, even he can't stand it anymore, the one he really wants to kill this time is the wife of a genius doctor Xue!Would Divine Doctor Xue dare not hide his wife in a cave?

The fourth law of Jin Yong: the name cannot be called Tiande. The word "Tiande" can be regarded as the worst name in Jin Yong's novels. There is no good person with this name, and they are all wretched and bad officers. For example, Duan Tiande, the bad officer who killed his father and enemy, is the only pure villain in the book.Among the other villains, even Hou Tonghai has a straightforward and cute side, Ouyang Ke has an infatuated and unrepentant side, Sha Tongtian and Peng Lianhu both have a brotherly side, but this Duan Tiande is not good at all. In order to let readers remember how disgusting he is, Jin Yong also specially crafted a line of introduction for brother Tiande: "Master does not change his surname when he is going, and does not change his name when he sits. His last name is Tiande. God has the virtue of good life!" This line of the big villain's appearance is so poignant that even though Guo Jing was so stupid that he couldn't even remember the names of his parents when he was a child, when he was asked who the big enemy was, he immediately gritted his teeth reflexively: "His name is Duan Tiande!"

Probably it is not enough to cheat a Tiande, and Jin Yong created another Tiande in the movie, who is also a wretched military officer-"Fujian Quanzhou Prefecture General" Wu Tiande. Originally, as a buffoon, he just took it away, but Jin Yong spared no effort to write about General Wu as fat, stupid and greedy, and he practiced life and death. Not only was he beaten by Linghu Chong, but he also "stripped his underwear and underwear He lay down, completely naked, and tied his hands behind his back, tied him to a tree, and stuffed his mouth with mud."I can't help but want to ask, was Mr. Jin Yong beaten by a brat named "Tiande" when he was a child?

There are also some wretched officers who passed by the name "Tiande" and almost fell for it.For example, there is also an officer in the movie—the captain of Zhao Wang Wanyan Honglie's personal army, who was also written by Jin Yong as a collection of stupid, rude, and bad, and was given the name "Tang Zude"—but he was still of the "de" generation. The fate of the German general was also miserable.At the palace banquet, he didn't know the heights of heaven and earth, and provoked Comrade Chu Yi, the iron-footed fairy king of Quanzhen Sect, but was severely taught, "Put his left hand into a bowl of bad fish, and his right hand into a bowl of hot and sour soup." "Two The bowl was shattered, the fish bones were pierced with porcelain pieces, and the hot soup and blood flowed together." "Tang Zude yelled, waved his hands wildly, splashed the oil, and dripped the soup." I can't help but think of Jin Yong's "Four Poems of Sentan Feelings", saying that he "chooses every sentence carefully and carefully".The original meaning of the poem probably refers to his caution when he participated in the drafting of the Basic Law of Hong Kong, but it is also valid for his attitude in writing novels.Since Jin Daxia "considers every sentence carefully", he still blacks out the character "de" like this. Did he do it on purpose?Or is it on purpose?