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Chapter 139 Can you keep your voice down?

In one day, I encountered three human amplifiers. At nightfall, I had a dinner with pig friends, and took a bus. On the bus, there was a human loudspeaker, which sounded like a death knell, and he kept talking the whole time; the passengers covered their ears and glared, but he was still loud.The companion got out of the car and dropped something, and the human loudspeaker issued a super high-frequency tremolo: "Damn dog, you lost something!" The dead dog was poking at the head of the station, gesticulating, and the loudspeaker was yelling through the glass; the captain was frightened and stopped driving, and the people in the car were almost annoyed by the noise.

"Establish a publishing house? Who here can read books? Everyone eats shit, get rid of the idea as soon as possible, and go north to survive." Pig friend poured cold water; he didn't pour me down, but his voice was so loud that it shocked the restaurant, diners thought that they were eating shit , is about to pull rice, all pale. Zhu Peng has a loud voice, knowing that he disturbs others, and often feels regretful; his vocal cords are abnormally constructed, and the output sounds are only "loud" and "whisper".When taking a minibus, the passengers fell asleep, and when he spoke, the whole car woke up. "Keep your voice down," reminded him. "Yes, yes, yes." When he spoke again, he gurgled and blew into people's ears, turning into a big tongue; no wonder he was born with a defect, and he only hoped that he would invent a "human silencer" as soon as possible, and put it on his mouth when he went out to reduce the shocking noise.

Eating supper, there is a human loudspeaker in the tea restaurant, which is even more disgusting, and the restaurant is like the hall of a home, talking about sex, even how the wife steals a man, and it is still public.This person is mentally ill. I have a headache, and I still think of years ago when I met a strange person in the subway car. The strange person caught a cold, and every time he sneezed, my wife felt embarrassed, because the sound was not like a human voice, but like a gunshot.boom!boom!bang bang!Everyone thought there was a shootout.Martial arts novels have the magical skill of "lion's roar", which is heartbreaking; in reality, if you let that "sneeze" hit your ears, you will definitely bleed.

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