Chapter 130 death observer

"Status", I have always believed, is a gift from God. For example, in front of my mother, I am a son; in front of younger siblings, I am an elder brother; When I go to school, I am a student; when I open a shop, I am the boss; when I go to a restaurant, I am a customer... "Status" changes in a variety of ways depending on the time, place, and person. However, people came in and handed over business cards, some with double-sided printing, some folded, and some organ-style; the words were densely packed, all of them were the president, director, supervisor, and chairman of the standing committee... "Mr. Zhong originally It's a writer!" Director A was careful and saw dozens of books on display. "I have written so many books, why haven't I read them?" President Yi's eyes were high, and he couldn't see his loneliness. "It's my fault, I didn't publish the audiobook, and I took care of the illiterate." Saying that, of course offends others.

Writing is a snail's name; selling stones is a meager profit; decades have passed, and the income is just the words "virtual" and "micro", and people are becoming more and more inferior; there is not one, or a hundred or so. Title, how can I live in the future?Suddenly I realized: a high reputation is hard to come by, and huge profits are hard to come by, but how difficult is it to get "status"? In the past, the humble house is facing the sea, and the waves and waves have been observed for many years. Why not call yourself a "former permanent inspector of the harbor"?Inhaling exhaust gas every day in the Holland Garden of Macau, it can be euphemistically called a "voluntary private exhaust gas tester".I am manic and sleepy. I heard that it can be regarded as a mental illness. Academically speaking, I am a "clinical psychiatry research expert".In front of the small shop, sometimes fellow Taoists occupy the benches under the trees and sleep to death, the stench is suffocating, I drive away this white powder Taoist, that is, "anti-drugs", that is, "the honorary chairman and standing member of the Occasional Anti-drugs Committee".

I bought a house in Songshan, commanding a view from the heights, I can see the Western cemetery, St. Vickey Church, the historical archives and the square, and I am an "inspector of antiquities and monuments" by the window.Every afternoon, set up a tea party in the store, drink the good tea from good friends, and create a tea-pouring skill of "yellow dog pissing", claiming to be "original tea artist", thick-faced, never change red.I have an elementary school senior who teaches Qiying to write big characters. It stands to reason that I am the "junior student of the old man's calligraphy class tutor"... Someone published a cat photo album, and since then I have "identity" and become a "wild cat life recorder"; Enlightenment, whenever you beat cockroaches, if you encounter strange and local-colored ones, you will take pictures of them for entertainment. In time, I will become a "cockroach death observer"; with a little experience, I will become an "observer".Decided to print all the titles on the business card, to be a person with "status", I feel so good about myself!