Chapter 119 cheap stuff

There was a man in Taiwan, because his girlfriend had moved on, he became jealous and jealous. In order to kill people, he bought two kitchen knives. The knives were big and powerful. "If you kill, you will not be compensated! If you are killed, you will not be compensated!" He yelled, and found his girlfriend. He stabbed him left and right, chasing all the way, cutting all the way, chasing a long distance, and chopping for a long time. Finally, he cut his girlfriend into pieces and left her The next tortuous road of love. "Why do you want to buy two kitchen knives?" the judge asked him.

"Buy two kitchen knives, get a free pair of scissors." The man was confident. It can be inferred that the woman left this man because he was too greedy for cheap things. Don't be greedy for cheap, because if you are greedy for cheap, you have to pay a price; for example, in a black shop, there is a set of four Liuzhou wooden chairs on display. "I bought a bread oven and bought this set of chairs; however, if you eat toast, you will get angry easily and your mouth will fester. This oven is a waste and a torture tool for you. When the chairs were delivered to the home, they got in the way, and the hut became a warehouse. The wood would crack when it was dry, and worms would grow when it was wet, and it would smell like a coffin if it was not dry.

I live a simple life and only keep one credit card. Over the years, I have accumulated a lot of "points"; every once in a while, the credit card company will send a brochure explaining what points are and what things can be exchanged; The more famous and expensive. I never read brochures; reading is a waste of time; changing them is a waste of energy; these time and energy could have been used to make money and enjoy themselves. Gifts that are really needed, for example, health, tranquility, abundance, a cat that is not picky about food, a beautiful, gentle and loyal girlfriend... Can these "points" be exchanged for it?

A doctor friend told me that one day, a bad old man went to see a doctor and found out that he had a sexually transmitted disease. "Going to whore again?" the doctor asked him. "You may not believe it. You can do it once for twenty-five yuan, isn't it cheap?" "Cheap." The doctor agreed. "Do you want an address? It's a little old, but if I introduce you, I will give you chicken foot soup." The bad old man is the most considerate of others.