Chapter 111 house of drawers

Pig friends are unrestrained, regardless of small details and big ones. Designing home should conform to this kind of rotten nature, and don't want to turn a home into a mass grave to frighten visiting dog friends, so they came up with the idea of ​​setting up cabinets in the whole house. The "new concept of decoration" of fully fitted drawers. No matter what things are not washed, folded, sorted, or ugly, just put them in the drawer as soon as they are handy; if there is no filth exposed, if they are neat and clean, the world is considered to be peaceful. "It can also prevent theft." Zhu Peng was complacent.

It is true that when a thief enters a house, he will rummage through the drawers; but which one should be rummaged if there are dozens of drawers in a house?It's like stealing cinnabar from a medicine shop. There is no sign on the medicine cabinet, and hundreds of drawers are opened. In the end, you may steal arsenic by mistake and die. "No wonder everyone puts their treasures in the bank's safe." I seemed to realize something: "Because there are thousands of small safes in the big vault, the thieves don't know which safe to open, so they don't break into the vault."

However, rotten shoes, stinky socks, tattered clothes, insecticide, hairspray, dish soap, wind-repellent oil, acne cream, mothballs, snacks and fruits, college diplomas, crappy love letters... all stuffed into the drawer, as time goes by, In the dark, humid and stuffy environment, mold, ferment, breed viruses and bacteria, produce chemical changes, and finally... there may be an unfortunate thief in the dark night. When the drawer was opened, the stench hit the face, and the thief immediately fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth, and his soul returned to heaven. The government forces the people to rebel, and the atmosphere of terror is pervasive. Everyone has the potential and tendency to be a "terrorist"; sooner or later, this room of pig friends will become a base camp for the production of various biochemical poisonous gases, and it will be out of control.

Zhu Peng's decoration has made a room full of drawers, which are full of filth; however, the eyes are not clean, at least the surface is beautiful, and it will not scare people.However, he once shared a room with a lone terrorist; the terrorist had strict family education and discipline when he was young, and the only two words he heard every day were: "Don't do this!" and "You should do this!" He regarded his father as the warden , the mother is a female vampire who assists the warden; the terrorist has grown up, teaches middle school, and behaves outside; "A cockroach died in the center of the hall for a month. He stepped over the cockroach to go to the toilet every day until the cockroach turned into a cockroach, and he still didn't throw it away." The owner of the drawer house explained: The terrorist is the second landlord. The living room belongs to his sphere of influence. As a tenant, he still stepped over the cockroach when he came in and out, and he never thought of going beyond his authority to clean it up.

In order to retaliate against the constraints of the past, the terrorists lived unrestrained and absolutely loose; the sofa was full of newspapers, and he sat on the newspapers, accumulating over time, forming a nest; to read a newspaper, pick one at random, read it, and throw it back on the ground On the ground, rotten shoes, smelly socks, and dirty clothes are piled up like mountains. Terrorists added desks, desks buried books, and over time, desks disappeared in the living room.When the new house moved into the occupancy, someone sent a tea set and made tea. The tea had been brewed for several months, and it stinks, and the pot could no longer be used.A terrorist once had a girlfriend. The girlfriend boiled the tonic soup. He drank half of it and kept the other half. The other half slowly turned into stagnant water. The stagnant water dried up and became moldy. The thermos bottle had to be thrown away again.

"I don't care if the garbage is not blocking the door of the room; however, one day, I invited a girl home, and she screamed as soon as she entered the living room." The owner of the drawer house said: The terrorist's horror house made him lose Good opportunity for mating.They "lived together" for several years without incident, until the terrorists found that there was no room for them to move, and they found another large nest to create a more terrifying life.