Chapter 105 jump out of the cup

Fleas specialize in jumping. When they jump up, they can be four hundred times their body length! If we are fleas, we can jump to Guangzhou after a few hops; after a few more hops, we can go to Europe, saving a lot of transportation costs at the end of the year.However, someone has done this kind of experiment: put a flea in a glass, let’s call this flea “Xiao Heiming”, “I’m a little bird...” Xiao Heiming hummed, With a light kick, he jumped out; threw him in again, and he jumped out again; if he did this several times, suddenly, the man put a piece of glass on the mouth of the cup, "Boom!" On the glass cover, his head was broken, and he jumped again, but he still encountered obstacles. His fate was not good, he became "smart", he adjusted the jumping height, and continued to jump for his life... After a while, the glass The cover was taken off, but Xiao Heiming didn't know it, so he continued to dance. Then, after many years, he was still in the same place, jumping up and down, and everyone who watched felt tired.

"Jump out and sell glutinous rice." I advised him. "Impossible!" he replied. "Jump out, sell your ass, or sell your sex." "Impossible!" he replied.I have always believed that he is a faithful interpreter and interpreter of "Impossible Thoughts"; however, he was desperate, and before he was about to crash into the Smoky Mountains with his old truck, he was struck by lightning, and he decided to open a shop in Macau!Once the decision was made, his flea's hard work broke out. I came back from Fuzhou dragging two large boxes of stones. His "Cultural Grocery Store" had already hung a signboard and painted a yellow-green facade.The cold-blooded Da Boyuan came to give Xing, saying: Flea Hei Ming sorted second-hand comics in Hong Kong last night, packed them, and stayed up all night. Early in the morning, he sent the books to the pier for consignment, and took a boat to supervise the decoration while waiting for the goods to arrive; In the evening, eighteen heavy boxes of comics arrived, and even the truck was crooked. He was a flea, and he was able to complete the transshipment task in one night!

"God helps those who help themselves; God will help you." I couldn't bear the smell of paint on the shop floor, so I left him to unbox and put on the shelves, and returned to my store to play with stones with a smile.A little Heiming full of "impossible thoughts", he finally jumped out of the glass, and landed again, is it a fire pit?Is it a sea of ​​bitterness?Is it the eighteenth floor of hell?That's another story. "I said it's good to open the store, but I never said that the store will not fail." I said; not long after I finished speaking, the store really collapsed.