Chapter 97 beware of landlords

Chikou, eating supper with Holly, Liu Jiming and the decoration master Fujian Hua, summed up the gains and losses of the past year, talked about gods and ghosts, and unexpectedly brought up the "landlord" thing. "Yesterday, my wife worshiped God for seven hours." Liu Jiming believed that the old wife had broken the record for the longest continuous worship. "I don't worship gods, not even mountains." I said. "When you do business, you have to pretend to be a landlord." Holly said, "The landlord will bless you. If you burn incense and pay a few obeisances, that is equivalent to paying protection fees, which is what you should."

"It's ridiculous! It's the underworld's business to collect protection fees." I blamed Holly for raising traitors: "If a good citizen is blackmailed by someone, in a civilized society, he should go to the police; in a barbaric area, he can find someone who is more overbearing." The underworld to 'settled' this underworld." In Macau, if someone offends me, I will find friends who are both black and white to deal with it. "He can't get people, he can make things, and he's hard to guard against." Holyoke threatened me. "It's no wonder that in the first half year of opening, there were 'door troubles' every day. A single wooden door caused seven major problems and eight major future troubles." My anger was still lingering. "That's it!" Holy said, "I bought a new house for the landlord, but I forgot to pray. A piece of glass fell off the wall and scratched the corner of my eye." "Are you done worshiping?" I asked. "I'll be fine after I pray." This year, his business has indeed been booming.

"As for God, you have to worship every day, and worship only when you love it; otherwise, if you miss one day of worship, he will blame you and trick you." Fujian Hua treats landlords with indifference, connivance, and dependence. , Man and God are also at peace.However, the more I listened, the more I felt that this little land god was arrogant, petty, and prone to trouble.We do business, the goods are genuine, we just need to abide by the law and act according to the public, why do we have to burn incense in the morning and evening?Don't you know that burning incense can cause cancer?People can cause cancer, you little god, are you guaranteed not to get cancer?As a man and as a god, I am determined not to worship monsters like the ancestors did.

"You are so vicious, be careful not to do business." Everyone was worried about me. "At that time, I'll pretend to be a landlord again." I said. "Anyway, if you want to pretend, it's better to do it early for peace of mind." Holy imagined it for me. "Let's talk about it if we don't have any business." I had already made up my mind: "At that time, I will bring a landlord back, put it by the door, and beat every day until I make money." With a sound, biting the crispy money chicken, looking around, carefully celebrating the Year of the Rooster.