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Chapter 90 foot odor

Calling a big girl's feet smelly, everyone sympathizes, and feels bitter. It can be seen that a dirty person who uses his feet to poison is no less than a smoker who uses his mouth to poison.Foot odor is nothing more than sweaty feet, thick accumulation of filth, dirty socks, and poorly ventilated shoes; these are all external causes and can be easily improved.The terrible thing is that most people with smelly feet don't realize the stench is bad. When they go home and open the door, they push their toes close to their noses, close their eyes, take a deep breath, and sigh secretly: "It's really a real smell in the world!" Abnormal behavior is the root cause of foot odor.

People have three declines and six prosperity. Unfortunately, when someone with smelly feet comes to the door, he can only open the window wide, hold his breath, go on a diet, and beg the person with smelly feet: "If you wear back your shoes, the villain's family will be grateful." Just imagine the following miserable situation: you are celebrating your birthday, a virtuous wife, or girlfriend. After several days of preparations, you cook nine big gui to please you, and let you invite twelve pig friends to experience her cooking skills. When the time comes, the candle shadows of the luxurious house are flickering, and there is a figure like Li Yundi playing Chopin in the corner of the wall; the curtain is lifted, the bright moon is approaching the window, and even the flowers bloom very richly in order to wish you a long life. "Life is like this, what more can you ask for!" You ask a question, and Zhu Peng, facing a delicious table full of abalone, ginseng, fin, belly, fish, shrimp and crab, echoes in unison: "What more can I ask for, what more can I ask for!"

Ding dong!The doorbell rang, and the foot-smelly man arrived. He took off his shoes, and everyone thought he had brought salted fish; he sat down with his feet under the table, as if hiding a dead body.Stinky, getting more and more stinky, that is an unbearable stink in life. "Pick up the chopsticks, pick up the chopsticks!" The person with bad feet held up his chopsticks, but looked around, everyone's face was blue, they wanted to vomit, but they couldn't vomit, they smashed their noses to cover their mouths, and their whole bodies trembled. "Did you get poisoned if you didn't eat it?" He was puzzled. "You destroyed our happiness!" The woman threw away her apron, stared at his feet, and decided to go to the kitchen to get a knife...

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