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Chapter 83 Mrs Pan and her daughter

Reader Mrs. Pan's daughter is about to get married, and as a mother, she spends a lot of effort in order to make her daughter marry wonderfully and have fun. She remembered that Li Chunen wrote a column many years ago, congratulating a friend on her marriage, and felt that the writing was so lingering that it could be transferred to her daughter's wedding invitation. Knowing that I knew Li Chunen, she asked someone to ask: "Can you find that article? "I asked Li Chun'en, and Chun'en asked a friend who had married to Shanghai early. Several months passed, and the whereabouts of those hundreds of words were unknown. "A columnist writes thousands of articles a year and over ten thousand articles in ten years. If you ask the author to find an old article, it is better to ask him to write a new one." I told Mrs. Pan. "Then, can you write an article for me?" She walked into the Temple of the City God, and then remembered: Besides Li Chunen is a temple wisher, I can also ask for a lottery here.

"But... I have never been married." I hesitated, fearing that the writing would not be serious enough. "It's fun." Mrs. Pan showed me her "certificate". The two of them hit it off, and they didn't even get married. They lived together for 30 years before they issued a "joint statement of cohabitation" to their relatives and friends. The content was indeed "fun." : "Thirty years ago, although we had sworn to each other, we had no choice but to be opposed by our relatives and friends. We have been forced to live together so far. During the one-third of a century spent together, we have witnessed the joys and sorrows of countless families. Although we have occasional disputes like China and Britain, in the end we both The nonsense subsides, and under the circumstances of disagreement and disagreement, we have been able to face each other for 30 years, which is really an anomaly. Now, I would like to express my sincere respect to all my dear relatives, friends, and long-term friends on the occasion of the wedding anniversary of living together. Let’s not start a new one for the time being, I hope to celebrate the golden wedding in 20 years, and have a laugh with everyone, to prove that there will be no changes in 50 years..."

The "statement" was issued in 1993. At the banquet on the top floor of the Miramar Hotel, it was marked "sincere gifts, discounted prayers, check gift certificates, the more the better"; this "goodness" is true. Shan, He Yi, donated to the Hong Kong Anti-Cancer Society.Ten years ago, Mrs. Pan is still healthy, still loves "hip-hop" and loves to play. Mrs. Pan lives together and wants to "laugh"; when her daughter gets married, she wants to "laugh". General Assembly" announcement, send guests with wedding invitations: "Tonight, let me have a cup of wine to witness the meeting, acquaintance, acquaintance, acquaintance, date, love, longing, and promise between us. Searching, chasing several times, and testing many times, we finally made it tonight that we confessed, cupped, necked, talked, and made love. Tonight, we happily accept a glass of congratulatory wine with blessings; from now on, we will share a page of life and love each other for a lifetime , protect each other, respect each other, give in to each other, support each other, depend on each other, relate to each other, and forgive each other. May we share weal and woe, share joys and sorrows, share moments of joy, anger, sorrow, and joy, spend clear and turbid days together, and compose the music of life together, as long as there is You have me, it must be wonderful and touching, and it will hold your heartstrings."

From "encounter" to "promise", from "confession" to "coordination", this paragraph of love, this sentence, is completed in one go, full of literary quality; especially the sentence "coordination" is clear, honest and blunt. .Men and women are very different. In love, they are all wounded soldiers, prisoners of war, or even war criminals. It is rare for these two people to overcome all difficulties and fight against foreign aggression with one heart and one mind. Of course, I am talking about foreign aggression, not my grandmother; Mrs. Pan's future The son-in-law has such an open-minded and playful grandmother, he should thank the heavens and ancestors.

One year has passed, and the "Hook Finger Witness Conference" launched the "Second Episode Finale": "Since we hooked our fingers and tails to witness the meeting, both of us devoted ourselves to practice. After a short period of time, we finally practiced Luanfeng, Mingjian and Zhulianbi combined palms. From now on, we stand on our own, with two palms and two swords combined. Inform all relatives and friends." To inform relatives and friends, in December, there will be ten banquets at the Peninsula Hotel, and a wedding invitation must be issued; the content of this wedding invitation, Mrs. Pan has been anxious and planning for her daughter for several months, and then the difficult problem is handed over. I, the author who thinks that marriage is like a dinosaur, can bite people; pearls and jade are in front, alas, how should I write this "announcement of love"?

Love and marriage are originally serious; but if they are too serious, they become old-fashioned, boring, and mere ceremonies. Lively is focused on this aspect, holding happy events, understanding the principle of having fun with everyone, and playing recklessly. He is married, and I, a villain, came to write the content of the wedding invitation. Of course, I should have a bit of a bad character. After thinking about it for many days, I managed to compose this article: We got married! Love is a long-distance race, every step of the way, everyone pours cold water on the road. Love is like climbing a cliff, which is precarious. In the mountains, there are avalanches every day.

Love is wild marriage, tightly entangled, and there are evil mosquitoes in the tent every night. But we were, alas, married anyway. Marriage is not the end of love, just like Le Fu is not the end of the subway; we still have a long way to go, we have to stay together and drill; but tonight, we enjoy mountains and rivers, and Le Fu is willing to share our feelings I hope that all friends, even those who have been tortured by marriage, will witness our adventures, our recklessness and courage with a smile.Openly open the skylight and do good deeds. The day has been fixed on a certain day, a certain time, a certain place, and we are waiting for you...

I even copied and wrote three days of texts related to marriage, from cohabitation to engagement to marriage, everything is available; readers cut and save it for future use, and it may be useful for reference when it comes to critical moments. We should thank Mrs. Pan and her daughter for their "love to play" and to leave funny words for fellow travelers, that is, those men and women who are not afraid of cold water, avalanches, and evil mosquitoes. They are all honey that nourishes the long and hard days.
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