Chapter 43 man's logic

It is said that a German woman wrote a handbook to narrow the gap between men and women, because men talk a lot and are insincere; while women are always "easy to ask questions".For example, when out shopping, a man says, "That's not for you." It means: This thing is too expensive. "Buy that." That is: I want to go home.The manual, also lists ten questions that women should never ask men because men cannot understand the "logic" involved, including: "If I get fat and ugly, will you still love me?" Why do you love me?" "What are you thinking?" The popularity of this book is really beneficial to the world.

If there is such a thing as "God", this thing decided to cripple human beings from the very beginning: it created two sets of "way of thinking" for men and women. For example, women love to ask men: "Do you love me more or love your ex-girlfriend more?" Regardless of the fact or politeness, men have no choice but to answer: "Of course I love you more." "Just a little bit more? Just a little bit more?" The woman must be dissatisfied with the question she set and the standard answer to this question. "It's not a little bit, it's a lot." The man added the wok. "How many?" The woman chased and beat her as usual. "In short, a lot, a lot." In the "logic" of men, love is very difficult to quantify, because once it is quantified, it involves measurement methods and the units of measurement that should be used. "How can you speak so vaguely?" The woman thinks: If a man loves her, it is impossible for him to answer so vaguely. "In short..." If this is a man with a little imagination (men, most of them have no imagination), or he has watched a few outdated literary films, he will add: "As much as the sand in the Taklamakan Desert." If This is a rough man, he will let the woman back into the corner, there is no way out, he will have a fierce look in his eyes, and he will kill her with words: "It's too much for you to go along with it, so much for you to blow up, you bastard!" The tragedy ended, Who told you to ask again and again, err, and ask again, until you are a man with a knot in his tongue and a boiling brain.

Men will never understand: Women, why do you love to ask questions so much?Why do they have so many problems?Why is it clearly not a problem, but changed the problem?Why did he answer the question, and there was one question after another? "Can you answer me a question?" When a man hears a woman say this, in order to maintain a harmonious relationship between the sexes, the only thing he can do is: pretend to be a sheep.As soon as she asks a question, you stick out your tongue and roll your eyes, suddenly having epilepsy.