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Chapter 62 Reformation of Prince Tomato

I just want a bowl of hot soup 张佳玮 1436Words 2018-03-18
Prince Tomato came to the food stall city holding the governor's letter of appointment.Mr. Pepper, Mr. MSG, Mr. Ginger, Mr. Soy Sauce, and Mr. Noodles hosted a banquet to receive the wind and hospitality, and sent a lot of flattery.Prince Tomato sneezed a few times because he couldn't get used to heavy flavors.Spicy, spicy, raw, sauce, and noodles, the adults were terrified: "Prince, take care of your body!" The prince returned to his residence and said to his wife: "The taste here is so damn strong. These country bumpkins have even worse bad habits. I want to educate them."

Madam didn't believe it at all: "They live such a happy life, jumping in the frying pan every day. How do you do it?" The prince smiled and said, "You can rest assured." The prince held a few private banquets first, and invited several adults including spicy, delicious, raw, sauce, and noodles respectively.Mr. Pepper saw a plate of chilled tomatoes mixed with sugar, Mr. MSG saw a plate of raw tomatoes, Mr. Ginger saw a plate of tomato consommé, Mr. Soy Sauce saw a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes, and Mr. Noodles saw a plate of tomato sauce. Prince Tomato smiled happily: "Chee, this is the skill of a bitch!"

Adults: "Hey, the prince's taste is really light and elegant, hey." Tomato Prince said in a meaningful tone: "Yes, yes. The most taboo when making ingredients is too strong taste, which is to be mediocre. It is good to make sauce, soup, raw and mixed. .” The adults saw sweat on their foreheads, and said repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes..." Prince Tomato appeased the adults, and at the same time sent out his guards, the Persimmon Troop, to make an unannounced visit.So, Prince Tomato called the adults again. "I found that there are many hidden bad ingredients in the food stall city, messing up the taste of our entire food stall. This is not good."

"Yes Yes Yes." "We have to pull out these miscellaneous ingredients and throw them away, so that our place can become clear and sweet." "exactly." Prince Tomato issued an order asking the people to report the ingredients they don't like.The people scrambled to get closer to Prince Tomato, pulling out rotten bananas, rotten eggs, expired ham sausages, water-injected meat, sulfuric acid lychees, and formalin chicken wings.Prince Tomato kicked them out one by one.The people were overjoyed, and rushed to tell each other: "What a tomato sky!" So, the people moved closer to the tomato prince, and they themselves became tomatoes.

Next, the persimmon army launched.They huddled among the tomato people and shouted at the tomato: "Prince, this expired ham sausage is the accomplice of Master Pepper!" Prince Tomato asked majestically and suspiciously, "What?!" Master Pepper has been arrested.Prince Tomato asked: "Quickly confess, did you cover up the expired ham sausage with your own spiciness?" Master Chili kowtowed like garlic, pounding himself into chili sauce: "I really don't know." Prince Tomato sneered: "Sure enough, I'm stubborn, I'll lock it up and stew it into dried chili!"

Prince Tomato issued the second order: "Master Pepper has admitted that he and the expired ham sausage are part of the same party. He also admitted that he partnered with Master Soy Sauce and covered up the water-filled pork in the process of making braised pork!" So Mr. Soy Sauce was also imprisoned. Prince Tomato issued the third instruction: "Master Soy Sauce said that he has an unclear relationship with Mr. Ginger and Mr. MSG. They joined forces to fill their own pockets and sold an unknown amount of salt and pepper strips!" When Master Noodles was in danger, Prince Tomato summoned him and said kindly:

"Are you nervous?" "nervous!" "Don't be nervous. I won't imprison you with them. As long as you jump out and declare that they are all guilty, you will support me in the future and only serve noodles with tomato sauce. I can seal you as me." deputy." "This noodle will never give up!" "I just like how you can bend and stretch, you can put any flavor, and you are soft and tough." After Mr. Noodles came forward to expose the crimes committed by Mr. Spicy, Wei, Sauce, and Raw, the food stall people were filled with indignation at the degenerate adults, and grateful to Prince Tomato at the same time.Prince Tomato took this opportunity to start promoting "Tomato Song":

"Okay!" Tomato Prince said to his wife triumphantly, "This place is already ours. The food stall city has become a tomato city. I can monopolize all the tomatoes. I want to start with KFC and McDonald's." Now that we’re talking about business, I’m going to use a lot of ketchup to dip French fries in, and use it as ketchup for Hong Kong gunfight movies. Hey, from now on, I’m the king of tomatoes!” His tomato-like dream is soaring, and he was picked out from the food stall with one hand. "Where did the rotten tomatoes come from here?" The owner of the hand shook his head and threw Prince Tomato out of the window.

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