Chapter 2 Chapter 1 Turtle Son

I started to learn to walk when I was two years old. My dad said that two years old is the age to get up and take a fall, and if you don't fall, you won't leave. It hurts to fall. So I became the toy of the eldest brother and the second brother. This toy can crawl and roll, and it can secrete excrement, urine, nose and other liquids. A ball, this ball sometimes dyes the buttocks into the red soil color of my hometown in an action commonly known as fart squatting, and sometimes even the head is not spared. As time goes by, I like to be a toy for the big brother and the second brother, because in their kind of boring and extremely boring In the teleportation of endless fun, in fact, you don’t have to bother to walk, you just need to wobble among the two pairs of small mud claws, and if you really don’t want to play, take your headshot and hit the door frame with an earth-shattering sound , and then, amidst your loud cries, your father came over to rescue him with a newly cut moso bamboo board.

The result was my red ass and my brother's bruised ass. The result was that until I was four years old I was a ball that needed to be passed around.I can't walk. The eldest brother and the second brother forgave me very easily.They finally recognized this silly third brother who wobbled and babbled.So after passing the six-year-old mark, what Dad passed on to San'er was not only the older Er's old clothes and smelly shoes, but also a commonly used name: Guizi. As for the outsiders, that is, the fellow villagers in Xiarongshu Township, they are not satisfied with an ambiguous address like Dad, and they call me Xu San idiot more bluntly.This title was later passed down to the Seventh Armored Reconnaissance Company following the success of the same village.My deputy Wu Liuyi once asked me frankly: Can I call you that too?

Honesty and directness are really a virtue, even if it brings you a little displeasure. ★Second Class Non-commissioned Officer Xu Sanduo When the loudspeaker at the entrance of the village was yelling, Xu Baishun was still digging his land. Everyone said that his mouth was born in two days, and most people said that his mouth was born today, but Xu Baishun was a man with ideas. Knowing that it was born by that child and not by him, if he digs the ground, that child will be born, so that child will be born, and he will dig the ground accordingly. Xu Baishun still remembered that he planted a bamboo fence in the ditch last night, just like the hole was still alive, there would always be loaches and small fish in the bamboo fence, and life required some small bumper harvests from time to time, otherwise he wouldn't be called Baishun.

The small fish rolled their eyes in the bamboo fence, and the loach rolled its belly in the bamboo fence. The loudspeaker was still yelling: Xu Baishun, Xu Baishun, are you still not coming back after losing your head?You are going to have a daughter! The latter sentence made Xu Baishun angry, and he replied without hesitation: What a girl, she is a son! The next step is to run home with a splash of water.The clear stream is cold, and the loaches and small fishes calculated by the company system jumped on the flowers and escaped to become part of the small peasant economy.According to Xu Baishun's exaggerated statement, the loach that escaped that day weighed at least twelve catties, but he did have a son, but it was only six catties and five taels. Therefore, when it came to Xu Sanduo's birthday, Xu Baishun would always mutter, saying, It's a pity for his pond of loach.Sometimes it's a big muttering, accompanied by a slap from the poached egg: What a pity for that mother's loach pond!

The open space in the village under the banyan tree is Xu Baishun's only way, a place that was later renamed the Happy Square by the village chief.But at that time, the village chief didn't have the bad habit of naming and inscribing. He was hugging his one-year-old son to become a talent, and flaunting in the future happy square. He hummed a series of vague voices through his nose at Xu Baishun: What about going home to have a son?He said. Xu Baishun had always dismissed such things, so he waved his hand as a response.He said who knows whether it is a mule or a horse?It's not me who gave birth. The old hen hugs the nest every day, and the woman's family has to give birth to a son. What's the hurry?

The village chief snorted again. He said that my son had already decided on a name. Xu Baishun also hummed, that was right. The village chief said my son weighed seven pounds and four ounces.When he wanted to add some details, Xu Baishun had already gone far away.The village chief's humming turned into a yelling: Don't tell me you're not in a hurry?Xu Baishun in the distance said no hurry!The little girl is in a hurry! The village chief thought about it for a while, and felt that Xu Baishun's back looked like a water duck. This thought made him feel at ease, and he refocused on his son who was destined to become a talent.

But none of them thought that the two children would eventually become a team. Half of the village's young and old gathered at the door of Xu's house, and it was impossible to get in. Finally, there was a cry of a baby in the house, and the crowd shouted "good" in unison.Xu Baishun became even more anxious, rushing in with a drill and an arch.Someone couldn't help scolding him: I'm not teaching you, you young people should pay less attention to the right and wrong on the side of the road, and focus on the fields.Xu Baishun took a look, wasn't this a fugitive rich peasant in the village?Can't help asking: I gave birth to a son!What are your ingredients?You fled the rich peasants to educate me poor and lower-middle peasants?The fugitive rich peasant suddenly became shorter, but his reaction was quick. He said, what are you talking about?The Gang of Four is down!Do you think you are going to have a son? !

Xu Baishun ignored him and rushed straight into the house. It's a son!Xu Baishun in the room suddenly shouted. Another son!I have already thought of my name!Call Xu Sanduo!Xu Baishun kept yelling: I, Xu Baishun, gave birth to three!All three are sons!So many sons!long live Chairman Mao! ! That day, Xu Baishun was so proud that he seemed crazy. In the summer evenings from now on, in the open space in the middle of Xiarongshu Village, there would often be two men, one the village head and the other Xu Baishun, each holding a little man in their arms, with expressions that would disobey anyone.Sometimes Xu Baishun would pull his two sons together to help out, showing a male-prosperous aura, and the village head was very discouraged, until the country issued a family planning policy, calling for only one child, the village head It seems that I have just found a sense of righteousness!And he kept yelling through the loudspeaker until Xu Baishun hummed dissatisfiedly.

Xu Baishun had his own ideas. In 1979, when Xu Sanduo was two years old, he started his shaky life journey. At that time, China aided North Korea and Vietnam, Albania and Sihanouk.We fought against the United States, fought against India, and fought against the Soviet Union. At this time, there are many places in China waiting for men to shed blood and sweat.Men, young and strong men who can wield a shovel and hold a gun, seem to always be a topic of glory in China. Xu Baishun stopped humming with the village chief. He gathered the men in his family and went to the village chief's house to express his friendship. The loudspeaker in the village was broadcasting an editorial on the Chinese People's Liberation Army's self-defense counterattack against Vietnam.

The village chief was sitting in the house, smoking a cigarette pot, when he saw Xu Baishun approaching. Xu Baishun dragged thirteen-year-old Yile and eight-year-old Erhe, and carried two-year-old Sanduo on his back. The three cubs had blue and red buttocks.As long as Xu Baishun tells the truth from the village chief, how long will this battle last?Can we fight a ten-year war of resistance?Yile is only thirteen years old, and he is only five years old before he can serve in the army.But he decided to let Yile join the army. The village head snorted, "It's over, it's over in the first ten days!"Fighting a small Vietnam and still fighting the war for ten years?In the first ten days, ten divisions of wolf cubs were dealt with!The village head said, let me tell you, in the future, those who need to cultivate the land, those who need to be engaged in production will engage in production, and we will engage in construction.In another 21 years, it will be 2000, and in 2000, everything will be realized!

Xu Baishun didn't believe it.Later, on the Sino-Vietnamese border, sporadic gunshots rang out for several years.His longing has been burning hot for several years.In Xu Baishun's idea, the three men in the family are all particular, workers, farmers, and soldiers.He set foot on one foot like the old Xu family, that is the hard truth. In 1984, when Xu Sanduo was seven years old, he was finally able to stand firm, but his words were still awkward. Xu Baishun made the three brothers stand together. He took out some money from his pocket and added another one to each one. The three of them were very excited, and Xu Baishun was not only generous, but also passionate.He first gave the money to Xu Yile, saying that the family was rich, and when he went to the county town, he would eat something good first, and check his health so that he wouldn't waste it.Bring these two cubs with them, let them learn a lot. Xu Yile took the two yuan from her father, and was so excited that she almost gave a military salute. In 1989, Xu Sanduo was twelve years old. He had just returned from school, and he was still carrying an abacus that almost broke Chengcai.That day the school was learning abacus.As soon as they entered, Xu Baishun made the three brothers stand in a row again.Xu Yile was already the same as his father, his body was muddy and his expression was much older; but Xu Erhe had a look of disdain on his face. This time, Xu Baishun took out a five-yuan ticket and glared at Xu Erhe. He said that our family is not ten thousand yuan, and if you don't learn well, you should go to the army to practice.Your brother escorts you there, and the turtle son is a fool, so he will also go to suppress your evil spirit together. Xu Erhe took the money and stretched out his hand to still want it, but Xu Baishun didn't give it anymore, he just slapped him. In 1995, Xu Sanduo was eighteen years old.After graduating from junior high school, my father began to suspect that a son who was well-educated and well-educated would have any magical effect in the ravine under the banyan tree.This time, the three brothers could only stand as two brothers, and there was an empty seat between Yile and Sanduo. Xu Baishun took out a piece of fifty yuan from a pile of bills, and said, the family is poor, and I don't know why you three were born?Your tortoise son is the stupidest, so stupid that he can't even do crop work, and we have to prevent you from imitating your second child.Go and serve as a soldier. Serving as a soldier saves money, and maybe you can get a job when you are demobilized.take it. Xu Sanduo shook his head. Xu Baishun said, if you say you are stupid, you are the most stupid. You don't even know how to ask for money when you see it. Xu Sanduo said, I don't want money.Dad, can I still go to high school if I don't become a soldier? Xu Baishun slapped the money on Xu Sanduo's hand hard. Although he didn't yell loudly, the word "No" was already written on his face, and Xu Sanduo's face couldn't help showing a bit of blank sullenness. Sixteen years have passed, and no one in the family has been a soldier. Xu Baishun is a man with ideas, he knows that if the peasants in this ravine want to become a worker, they must first become soldiers. On the day he came out of the Ministry of Human Resources and Armed Forces, Xu Sanduo knew for the first time that his naked body could still be inspected in this way, and he tried to inspect some places that should never be inspected.At that moment, he saw two soldiers, one soldier came in from the outside, and an officer came out from the inside. He saw the soldier salute the officer naturally. I didn't know that the soldier was also an officer, he was called the sergeant squad leader, and the officer was the captain and company commander. Standing by the side, Xu Yile kicked Xu Sanduo's ass decisively, hoping that he would catch it and leave an impression on him.Xu Sanduo covered his buttocks and cried out in pain, it seemed that his father could still carry the bamboo board to help him.So those officers and soldiers went in with a glance. When they glanced at Xu Sanduo's face, their eyes seemed to see through another world. Xu Yile felt that this younger brother was really a bitch, and that there was really no hope. He followed his father's example and snorted twice. In his mind, the three idiots had failed completely. The old Xu family was destined to be a The word "Nong" in capital letters, farmers have their own things to do. He glanced at some nude pictures on the roadside stalls, and he stopped. Xu Sanduo didn't think too much about his brother, he said brother, let's go. But Xu Yile didn't leave, he asked Sanduo: You haven't spent the fifty yet, have you? Xu Sanduo let out a hum.Xu Yile said to buy some.Xu Sanduo gave the money to his brother, and he said he would go to you.But Xu Yile was embarrassed to go.He is almost thirty, and he seems to be afraid of being laughed at.He pushed Xu Sanduo and pushed Xu Sanduo to the side of the stall.Xu Sanduo had no choice but to look at those paintings and ask for his brother: How much is it? ten dollars!The person who bought the painting said. Xu Sanduo held out the fifty yuan to buy some nude women for his brother. When they got home, they stunned their father. He picked up the bamboo board that hadn't been used for many years, and beat them hard on their buttocks.Of course, what he hated the most was Xu Yile, who kept cursing while beating him: I'm almost thirty, or you bring me back my house and daughter-in-law!Will this thing have a son? The medical examination to serve as a soldier ended without a problem.On this day, Xu Baishun asked Xu Sanduo to accompany him to the market to sell eggplants.When he saw that the fugitive rich farmer's tomato cart was booming, he felt uncomfortable.Then he quietly said to Xu Sanduo, let your mother grow tomatoes when you go back. The fugitive rich peasant knew Xu Baishun's difficulties, he said Baishun, but you just don't rush, what's the matter?The third child can't recruit soldiers this time, right?Xu Baishun felt a little uncomfortable, but who said it?Waiting for news.The fugitive rich peasant snorted, and the snort was very annoying. He said that you are more face than face, and anyone who wants it will be notified.Today, Chengcai, the village chief, is waiting at home, and someone from the army came to visit.Xu Baishun's heart softened, and he hurriedly asked if it was true or not? The fugitive rich peasant said that everyone in the village knew about it!Didn't tell you? The village chief's house was indeed full, filled with villagers. The second-level non-commissioned officer Shi Jin sat upright like dumpling stuffing, with sweat on his forehead, whether it was covered or asked. This question, are you a non-commissioned officer, a soldier or an officer? That question, you can drive a tank, can you drive a tractor? Someone else asked, do you earn a lot a month? Ask almost anything.But no one was eager for an answer, but this "big soldier" couldn't hide his kindness with his military appearance, and even attracted people to come and greet him cheerfully.This is the bitterness of this history.The village chief sympathized with Shi Jin very much. He raised his hand, fed the people a few times, and said, big guy, comrades from the People's Liberation Army are here to visit the house today, not for us to ask!Comrade, don't you think so? Shi Jin didn't know what to say, he nodded with a smile. The village chief said I know what you want to ask, do you want to ask my son why he wants to be a soldier? Shi Jin said he was right, but he had to answer it himself. Cheng Cai, who was waiting at the side, hurriedly stood up.This is a smart young man, from his eyes to his body, he is full of wit and spirit. He said that I have had a great ideal since I was a child, and that is to join the glorious Chinese People's Liberation Army!Back then, the Long March, the Anti-Japanese War, the Three Great Battles, and the sparks that started from the city of Nanchang burned all over China!Today, putting on the sacred military uniform and taking over the steel guns of my predecessors, my blood is boiling with passion, I can hardly defend myself, defend the motherland, defend the people, and become a member of millions of heroes, like a small drop of water dissolved in the sea... The talented person who is full of voice and emotion seems to be endorsing. Shi Jin looked at him inexplicably, and then at the people around him.The people around him were full of praise. Some people said that Chengcai is a young man who can do great things just like his father.Some people say that, since childhood, there is aura. Shi Jin had no choice but to say nothing. The village head was also moved by his son's performance. He was so happy that he couldn't help applauding his son, causing the whole room to applaud. After the applause stopped, the village head felt that something was wrong. Someone was staring at him hatefully in the sunlight of the doorway. Of course it was Xu Baishun. The village head greeted Xu Baishun as if nothing happened, saying that the big brother is here? But Xu Baishun replied: What a donkey. After scolding, Xu Baishun dropped his ass and walked away.Xu Sanduo followed behind him listlessly. Shi Jin felt a little strange and asked: Who is he? villagers!The opinion of the village chief. But Shi Jin stood up, and he said that I still have to visit Xu Baishun's house in your village, can you give me some advice? The village chief was stunned for a moment, and the opinion on his face was obviously bigger. Back from the village chief's house, Xu Baishun hurried all the way, not caring about complaining about Xu San, and went all the way back to his yard before he started yelling. He said, "Let's go buy some wine, I want something better!"Tell your mother to do the dishes, and you want to see the meat!Then he said to Erhe, Erhe, you know how to come back, you beheaded?Stay at home, and stay there until the People's Liberation Army comes, even if you are stunned with a big stick, you have to keep it! Xu Erhe poked his neck: What is the People's Liberation Army? Anyway, you keep people for me! While talking, Xu Baishun had already walked around the yard a few times, and when things were arranged properly, Xu Sanduo was brought up again. Turtle son, come with me! Xu Sanduo was in a daze, why did he ask? Xu Baishun said, I think Chengcai's stupid way of speaking is very similar to your teacher's, he is quite famous for being surprised, and he has to learn this set of words from your teacher no matter what.Xu Sanduo said that I would not speak.Xu Baishun said, let your teacher tell you to memorize it, doesn't your son have a good memory?Xu Sanduo said that I can't tell. Xu Baishun looked at Xu Sanduo in a hurry, and kicked him over: Want to eat fried pork with old bamboo shoots, don't you? Knowing what it meant, Xu Sanduo turned around and ran out of the yard. Xu Baishun, carrying the bamboo board, followed closely behind. The village chief wanted to keep the recruiter Shi Jin for dinner, but Shi Jin firmly refused, saying that it was clearly stipulated in our army that he must not eat dinner, so he asked the village chief to just point out the way.The village head was not very attentive at first, he pointed in the air, and said that Xu Sanduo's house was the one at the west end of the village, and everyone could see it.But when many villagers clamored to lead Shi Jin the way, he suddenly had a thought. He immediately stopped the villagers and told them all to come back!go back!What are you doing next?Then he turned back to Shi Jin and said: I'll take you. The village chief was a little worried.He thought to himself, what is this recruiter going to do at Xu Baishun's house? When the two of them walked into Xu Baishun's house, Xu Baishun was not at home, nor was Xu Sanduo.What Shi Jin saw was only a wall of awards, which were so bright and vivid that Shi Jin was a little happy.The village chief glanced around, shook his head and said: Most likely he is not there.Let me tell you, this family is busy doing small business outside every day, but they are not as enthusiastic about the team as my family. At this time, Xu Er and Zuo came out with their shoes on, like a village ruffian. He glanced at them and asked, "What are you doing?" The village head said that this is a comrade from the team, and he came to visit your third child at home. Xu Erhe had a disdainful expression on his face, he said he was just a soldier for a long time?Shi Jin is right.Xu Erhe then looked up and down General Shi Jin, and asked: What is the prospect of being a soldier? After speaking, he lost his face and went back to the house, choking Shi Jin there. The village chief laughed out loud when he saw it. He said, look, let me tell you, this is such a family.If you're in a hurry, go back first, and I'll do it for you during this family visit—we all represent the country.Shi Jin shook his head and said there was no rush, he said he should wait.Before he finished speaking, Xu Yile rushed in with a wine bottle, and when he saw a stranger, he became half-dumb.He looked at the village chief, then at Shi Jin, and said, "Will you sit down?"After saying that, he turned around and went into the kitchen. Shi Jin wanted to say something to Yile, but he couldn't see him coming out, so he just stood there dryly. The fun had already enlivened the pots and pans in the kitchen.The people who came down from the banyan tree were addicted to spicy food, and in a blink of an eye, Shi Jin outside was choked by the overwhelming spicy smell and burst into tears. The village chief repeatedly told him to leave, but he just refused to leave. He told the village chief to wait until Xu Baishun came back. Xu Baishun and Xu Sanduo came back from the teacher. He asked his Xu Sanduo to recite the version that Chengcai recited to Shi Jin from the teacher.When he returned to the door, Xu Baishun didn't pay attention to Shi Jin and the village chief in the room, he was still urging his Xu Sanduo, he said that he recited everything the teacher taught you just now? Xu Sanduo said he knew it by heart. Xu Baishun said he would be able to say it? Xu Sanduo hesitated again, he said, maybe he still can't tell. Xu Baishun slapped Xu Sanduo's head with one slap, crisp and loud. At the same time, when he saw Shi Jin and the village chief, he froze and stood on the threshold. This... this... comrades from the People's Liberation Army coming to visit your home? In an instant, he smelled the spicy smell in the kitchen. He didn't know what to say for a moment, but suddenly gathered his strength, and shouted to Xu Yile: "If you add red, you want big red. Let the comrades of the People's Liberation Army taste it. We'll be authentic!" This yell startled Shi Jin, and hurriedly said no, no, no, I can't eat this, it's a rule.Said and walked out. Xu Baishun didn't allow Shi Jin to behave like this, he grabbed Shi Jin and said, this is not a meal treat, you see, this is just a meal, isn't it? The sound of stir-frying in the kitchen became more and more lively, and bursts of strong spicy smoke made Shi Jin choke again. While wiping his tears with his hands, he dodged, saying that it is better to go outside, or to go outside.In a blink of an eye, I looked at you, Xu Sanduo, and asked, "Is this Comrade Xu Sanduo?"We seem to be a little familiar?Did you see it at the checkup? Seeing people trying to pick on him, Xu Sanduo immediately became nervous.In his life, he had never spoken to anyone in military uniform.When he was nervous, he sniffed hard, rubbed his sleeves twice, turned around halfway, and faced Shi Jin with his butt. A countryman who has never seen the world.The village head smiled. Xu Baishun immediately kicked his son resentfully, saying to move the table out.Comrades from the People's Liberation Army came to visit you at home, and comrades from the People's Liberation Army wanted to eat outside, so why don't you work hard? Xu Sanduo took the opportunity to slip into the house. Shi Jin was afraid that Xu Baishun would be serious, so he told him again and again, I really can't eat.Xu Baishun refused, he said that if you talk about it again, I will be angry.I was also a soldier, and I also learned how to stab with bare hands. Are you so unreasonable? Shi Jin was taken aback, but the village chief told him that he was called a militia. The village chief never let Xu Baishun be complacent. Xu Baishun didn't show any weakness, he said that I am a soldier of all people!Then he acted: preparation!Use a gun!Anti left, stab!Anti-right, stab! It seemed that there was really a fight, and Xu Baishun seemed to be working very hard.Shi Jin also knew that Xu Baishun was expecting a compliment from him, so he said by the way: The old man's skills are really not lost at all. At this time, Xu Sanduo came out of the room dragging a large table, and Shi Jin couldn't leave even if he wanted to. But the red peppers on the table scared Shi Jin to death. As long as Xu Baishun asked him to eat vegetables, he immediately raised his glass: I... I still drink. then drink. Xu Baishun's spirit also rose with the alcohol, and he told Shi Jin: When we were doing "preparation guns", we often had dinner with the troops!Shi Jin's bite is good, good, very good.But old man, I still have to tell you something.As Shi Jin was talking, a little guilt suddenly flashed on his face.Xu Baishun didn't pay attention, he asked Shi Jin to talk, and I would be happy to talk to you. Shi Jin said, the troops today are not quite the same as when you were old, so you don't mind, do you? Xu Baishun nodded in confusion. Shi Jin said, let’s take our regiment as an example. The mechanized assault infantry has an impact speed of more than 60 kilometers per hour, and air-ground coordination. Responsiveness is demanding. He looked at Xu Sanduo and then at Xu Baishun: Do you understand what I said? The village head looked proud, and interjected: He understands.He didn't understand and I went back and explained to him. Xu Baishun took a displeased look at the village chief's pride, and he explained clearly, this mechanization means driving a tank? Shi Jin nodded again and again, saying yes, yes, yes, tanks, infantry fighting vehicles, self-propelled artillery, missiles, we are accelerating the process of mechanization and armoring in the past few years, and our company plans to achieve a full high school company within the next few years... It's a pity, Xu Sanduo Comrade is a junior high school graduate... I say that, you understand? Xu Baishun had already drunk too much wine, so he beat Xu Sanduo hard, asking if Guizi understood?Prosperity ah!The missiles that go out can hit Brezhnev! Shi Jin said, you...do you really understand?Even the best infantry company is not equipped with intercontinental missiles. We are talking about anti-tank missiles on infantry combat vehicles, which can hit less than three kilometers... Are you listening? Not listening, Xu Baishun downed two more cups in a short while, and then punched Shi Jin. He asked if he knew why he had to drink with you? Be a soldier for your son. Shi Jin also wanted to say this, but asked the village chief to say it.Shi Jin could only shake his head. He said no, the seniors have the friendship of seniors. Xu Baishun stared and said: Why not?That's why!I don't know if it's not fun to be a soldier?Get it for you by force, what am I trying to do?I just want to give you a little turtle son!He's not promising, he doesn't know how to farm or make a fortune, and he's so timid that he doesn't even dare to look at killing a pig, so I'll leave it to you!Those who train in the army!How much I, Xu Baishun, think about how he looks like! ... Is Xu Baishun really talking? Shi Jin nodded and said: Really.Shi Jin's wine has already been drunk too much. Xu Baishun then approached him step by step, he said that he should be honest in the army, do you want such a real person?Look at him, look at him... He looked at Xu Sanduo's busy chopsticks, and suddenly shouted loudly: Turtle son! Xu Sanduo was startled, knowing that his father would not let him off today, he hurriedly jumped up, hesitating and holding food in his mouth. What I'm talking about today is your future!You are still eating, eating, eating, eating! The alcohol was slowly rising, and Xu Baishun's tone became sad. He nagged to Shi Jin, "Look at my son of a bitch, he's only good enough to be at home. I, Xu Baishun, want to build a house, and he eats a piece of it in one bite." Good red brick!Do you know why it is called Xu Sanduo?Because he was born in his mother's womb, I, Xu Baishun, knew that he was worthless!One is a son, two is still a son, three is a son of a bitch!Look at how timid he is!Give me the food! Xu Sanduo was so frightened that he quickly swallowed the food in his mouth.Then she looked at Shi Jin with her dark eyes, expecting him to say something to her.Shi Jin's heart moved, and he said to Xu Baishun and the village chief, "Old man, and the village chief, why don't you let me have a private chat with Comrade Xu Sanduo?" Xu Baishun, let's talk, let's talk.The village chief gave him a blank look, and he told him: He meant you don't interrupt.Come here, I have something to tell you.He wanted to call Xu Baishun away, but Xu Baishun refused. What did he say?But he couldn't hold back the village chief and was dragged away. Only Shi Jin and Xu Baishun were left in the courtyard.Xu Sanduo looked at Shi Jin and wiped his nose again.Shi Jin found that Xu Sanduo seemed to have something to say, so he said: You can say what you have to say, this home visit is to listen to what you have to say.Xu Sanduo wiped his nose again, thought for a while, and said, my dad is all about it!It's not my fault, it's what he wants to give birth to!Shi Jin couldn't help laughing, he said I know this, you can say something else, for example... Do you want to be a soldier? think. why? When I become a soldier, my father will not call me a turtle son anymore. Shi Jin didn't continue to ask, he frowned, secretly thinking about Xu Sanduo. Xu Baishun outside was also thinking about his Xu Sanduo. As soon as the village chief let go, he turned and rushed into the yard again, but the village chief grabbed him firmly.Xu Baishun was a little anxious, he said I have to watch, this is not good, you just watch while your son is talking!The village head said Xu Baishun, I want to ask you, why are you arguing with me?I thought my son had served as a soldier, so he could take over my class when he came back. Your son also farmed after serving as a soldier. Why are you arguing with me? Xu Baishun suddenly became angry. He glared at the village chief and said: I understood twenty years ago that as long as you are willing to do something, it must be a good thing!The village chief said, the question is, can you compete with me?My son graduated from high school, and everyone says he is a genius.What about yours?A big hammer can't make a loud fart. This time the poke obviously hit Xu Baishun's sore spot, and he paused for a while.Seeing the silence in the courtyard, Xu Baishun had no choice but to say, okay, let the younger generation fight for it by themselves.You let me go first, okay?But as soon as the village chief let go, he pulled back and plunged back. He didn't expect that his Xu Sanduo was trying his best to sell himself with Shi Jin.He said that I graduated from junior high school, but the teacher said that I studied well, and my father said that the primary school for serving as a soldier was enough, so I was not allowed to study.Chengcai graduated from high school, but he didn't study well in class, and he cheated me all the time in junior high school.I'm not timid, I didn't dare to watch that pig slaughter, but I asked my dad to tell me that I ran more than ten miles to Shangrongshu Township in the second half of the month to see... Xu San didn't finish talking, Xu Baishun had already come in, and then it was tight Follow the village chief. As soon as Xu Baishun came in, he yelled at Shi Jin: Comrade, he can run fast with his rabbit legs, and he can't go wrong as a soldier.Then I told Xu Sanduo, son of a bitch, to come and show comrades in the People's Liberation Army twice! The village chief behind said, what's the use of running fast?Want to be a deserter after a war? Xu Baishun ignored him.He told Shi Jin that Xu Sanduo was accurate with the slingshot, and he was sure to be accurate with the gun.Also, the memory is also terribly good, and the tree thief is fast.As he said that, he asked his Sanduo to climb a tree to show his comrades, quick, quick! After Dad came in, Xu Sanduo almost became mute. When he heard such a yell, he didn't think much, and immediately flew to climb the tree in the courtyard. It was so fast!When Shi Jin chased him under the tree, he was halfway up the tree, so frightened that Shi Jin called him repeatedly from below: No need, no need, be careful of falling!Xu Sanduo on the tree twisted his neck backwards, looking at Shi Jin below.In fact, he could have looked at it by hitting his crotch, but he didn't think it was very respectful. Xu Sanduo asked Shi Jin below, are you still climbing?Shi Jin obviously didn't listen. Xu Baishun interjected wow: Still crawling!Comrade, do you think this is fine? Shi Jin looked at his watch, saw the momentum, and felt that it was time for him to retreat, so he said okay, I'll go back first, old man, let's think about this matter... After hearing this, Xu Sanduo on the tree made a mistake. When I was anxious, I became nervous when I was anxious, and when I was nervous, I fell off the tree with a bang.This fall, Shi Jin couldn't walk anymore, so he hurried over to help someone. As soon as Xu Baishun came up, he gave Sanduo a big mouth, cursing: Are you looking for wrestling or kicking, you are embarrassing to me! When the second slap went down, I didn't want to but slapped on the back of Shi Jin's hand. Shi Jin stopped and said, don't, don't teach children like this... Xu Baishun didn't care, and just continued to yell at Xu Sanduo: No!Guizi, drop a few sentences in the book bag and listen to the comrades of the People's Liberation Army. While covering his buttocks, Xu Sanduo hummed and muttered: The army is called ARMY, the Chinese People's Liberation Army is China People's Liberation Army, the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor in the United States on December 7, 1941; Hong Kong returned to the motherland a year and a half later, this The agreement was signed on September 30, 1984... Shi Jin looked at it, but couldn't bear to leave. He pressed Xu Sanduo to sit down, and said, "Okay, okay, let's talk about the Chinese People's Liberation Army... Xu Sanduo didn't wait for Shi Jin to finish, and he answered self-righteously: China People's Liberation Army, making Shi Jin have to smile wryly. Shi Jin said, I am asking you, what special thoughts do these seven words make you think? Xu Sanduo was stunned. He scratched his head and wiped his nose, because it wasn't written in the book, and the teacher didn't teach it either. Xu Baishun was so anxious to jump, he stared at his son, back!Didn't you just memorize it? Xu Sanduo also wanted to jump, but he knew that jumping was useless, and he couldn't remember it.The village chief finally laughed.Xu Baishun raised his fist and wanted to get closer to Sanduo, but was stopped by Shi Jin. Shi Jin said, you are honest, I thought you could at least say defending the motherland and defending the people, everyone else said that, I know that is a trick of the tongue, but to be a soldier, at least you must be able to say this sentence? Xu Sanduo lowered his head, as if it was the end. In fact, you are quite good, Shi Jin said, I would not be as good as you if I hadn’t been a soldier, you have many advantages, but now the army is different from when I was a soldier, there are too many things to learn, and my education is high school Depend on. Seeing his father's fierce eyes staring over Shi Jin's shoulder, Xu Sanduo suddenly took courage and told Shi Jin that Newton's theory of gravity was what Einstein called the theory of relativity. Shi Jin said that I know you want to go to the army, and I want you too, but I have to be responsible to the army... Before he finished speaking, Xu Sanduo snatched it up again, saying that I can write more than a thousand words in my composition!I can write about childhood memories, if you don’t believe me, ask our teacher!You, you don't want me, do you? Shi Jin felt that this was an obvious matter, rather than a question of whether it was necessary or not.But Shi Jin was not this type of person, he lowered his head, covered his face with the color of a pig's liver when he should say what he should not say.He said, it doesn't matter what your dad says about you, the most important thing is that you are not like what he said.Besides, in fact, you can do many meaningful things without being a soldier, Xu Sanduo. Xu Sanduo burst into tears suddenly, and choked out a sentence that stunned Shi Jin. He said: I must do many, many meaningful things. The village chief felt that the overall situation was settled, so he stretched out his hand and said yes, the comrades are still in a hurry. As soon as Shi Jin turned around, Xu Baishun swung his fist towards Xu Sanduo, cursing: You son of a bitch, you can't even be a soldier!But Shi Jin could no longer hear it.Shi Jin wiped away his sweat and followed the village chief to go out, but he could hear Xu Sanduo's cry.Xu Sanduo's crying made Shi Jin's heart tense, and he walked back unconsciously, saying, old man, you can't do this. Xu Baishun said I beat my son, you don't care! Shi Jin pressed the fire and sat down again. Shi Jin said that I understand your thoughts, you are worried about your son. Shi Jin said that you want to find a way for him, and I really want to give him this way. Shi Jin said that your son is very smart, he was retting in this mountain, if you let him go out, he will become an adult immediately after wiping the eye poo.But he had to wipe the shit himself. Shi Jin wanted to say something, something about national defense construction, but Xu Baishun's expression made him lose his confidence. Xu Baishun didn't listen to what he said, he told Shi Jin, talking about nonsense, and talking about so many nonsense is still unnecessary. Shi Jin had no choice but to eat back everything he said.There was still a table in front of him, and there were several wine glasses on the table. Shi Jin picked up his own wine glass and said, "Anyway, I'm sorry, old man. I respect this glass to you. I hope you don't want to look at your son to death." He said stand up, cheers!But the stool under my knee got in the way. Xu Sanduo seemed to really like Shi Jin, so he quickly moved the stool for Shi Jin. Who would have thought that Shi Jin would want to talk about the unexplained defense theory, so he sat down after putting the cup,就这样活活地坐在了地上，给院里的泥地坐出了一个坑来。许百顺伸手去扶，没扶着就乐开了。但嘴里不敢乐。 他说人活一世，这个儿子还是个龟儿子，我可是头三年就看出来了！ 史今早甩开了他的手。他从来不丢人。他没这么丢过人。他也从来不生气。他没这么生过气。他不知道在跟这老头吱气，还是跟躲到院门前那傻小子生气，那杯酒也和了他心里的羞臊，一块往上涌，他一个鲤鱼打挺，从地上跃了起来，嘴里竟突然说道： 老前辈，你儿子……你们家许三多，交给我了是不是？ 许百顺一愣：交什么交？你要他啊？ 史今说要啦！要了他，他就是我的兵。你骂你儿子打你儿子，我管不着，你叫我的兵龟儿子，一百八十个不行！ 村长倒是第一个反应了过来，他说这是醉话，醉话，酒后食言，做不得数的。 史今却说醉什么？喝酒不就是个挺？我还有什么没挺过？许三多，我跟你说，这不见得是个好事，要了你，你就得玩命！老前辈，我跟你说，一年时间，我把你龟儿子……不，你儿子练成一个堂堂正正的兵！ 许百顺不由一阵惊喜，暗暗地就撸了许三多一拳。 许三多一紧张，又想擦鼻子，终是没有擦，只是两手相互地击打着。 他高兴咧！ 送走史今后，那个暮色忽然让许三多觉得茫然，因为有人在路上不住地问他： 三多，要当兵啦？ 许三多不知如何回答，那神情实在说不上是喜还是忧。 远处是青山葱笼，近处炊烟缭绕，许三多的家乡其实是很美丽也很灵秀的一个地方，今儿他觉得，就连前面的同村女孩的腰肢，也让他感到有一分撩人之意。 正走着，身后又有人喊他：三呆子，要当兵啦？ 嗯哪。 许三多答应着，回过头便勃然变色，成才和几个狗党正恨恨地瞧着他。 他喊了一声成才哥，下边就不知道怎么说了。 成才却抬起下巴，说谁跟你叫哥？ 许三多见势不对，在上心里做了连连后退，他说我爸说，这叫公平竞争，咱谁也怨不着谁。说完，掉头就跑开了。成才几个吆吆喝喝地追在后边。 许三多确是跑得贼快，但慌不择路一脚踩进了水稻田，立刻让人围了起来。这小子连一点反抗的意思也没有，他头一抱，往地上一缩，将屁股出卖了成才他们。成才几个一涌上来就连掐带打，打得许三多哇哇大叫。 许一乐从边上经过，却不帮他，嘴里还嘟囔着：使劲打！打死才好呢！ 许二和出来了，他趿拉着鞋，在田垅头晃荡着。 许三多大叫着：二哥，我被人打啦！ 二和一声呐喊，捞起把锄头，踢飞两拖鞋，便杀了过来，吓得成才一帮转头就跑，二和紧紧追着，直到被赶来的村长拦住。村长大喝道： 许二和，你个死剁了头的！要伤了人我叫警察过来！ 许二和不怕村长，他说谁要再打我许家，我码百十号人过来，咱有人！ 村长看来也奈何不了许二和这个刺儿头，只好悻悻离开。 一顿揍对许三多来说无伤大雅，他爬起来拍拍屁股上的泥，好像就没事了。 二和斜视着眼前的弟弟，怎么也不敢相信，他说你当兵？咱爸怎么把你塞进去的？ 许三多说，你们都没当上，我就当上了。 二和一个绊子把许三多摔倒了，然后在田垅头坐着。 许三多若无其事，朝二和凑过来，说，二哥。 二和说，干啥？ 许三多说，没事。 二和说没事滚一边去！ 许三多没滚。两兄弟安静地坐着，看着眼前的暮色在慢慢地落下。绯色的山村在他们的眼里，就像是世外的仙境。 Second brother.许三多又叫了一声。 二和说，到底干啥？ 许三多笑了笑，还是没事。 许二和回头看看弟弟那张憨憨的脸，忽然有些舍不得，他说到了军队，有人跟你来硬的，你不能软。那可就没人帮你了。 许三多不懂，他说怎么硬啊？ 许二和给许三多比划他的拳头，他说这么着……嗨，跟你说个屁，什么时候你敢跟人动手？ 许三多说，那，那我不敢。 暮色越来越浓，许二和都看不清弟弟的脸了。他突然想通了一件事儿，说你走了，二哥回头也要走了，二哥不想在这呆了。这么大个地方，点支烟就把全村逛完了，二哥呆不住。 许三多一时惊讶之极，他说二哥要去哪儿？ have no idea. 二和转口问：你要去哪儿？ 许三多说，我当兵啊？ 二和说，为啥要当兵？ 许三多犹豫了一下，他说毛主席有句话，说我们都来自五湖四海，是为了同一目的走到一起来的。这个目的就是保卫我们的国家和我们的疆土，这是我们这个民族自诞生以来惯穿了五千年历史的神圣使命，保卫我们的国家也就是保卫我们自己，保卫我们的生活和传统…… 得得，谁告诉你的？二和不想听这些东西。 许三多却告诉他，是今天老师让背的，刚才一紧张全忘，现在又想起来了。 你挺得意啊？ 许三多憨憨地给哥笑着。 二和搓搓弟弟的头，说得意啥？看看吧，要离开家了。 许三多愣住了，眼光慢慢地也显得有些愁怅起来。 第二天，村长领了几个人在挨家挨户地往墙上刷着植树造林的标语，许三多过来畏畏缩缩地叫了他一声。他说村长。村长听到了，却不理他。 许三多说，让成才去吧。 村长这才一愣，停下了手里的活，他说你说什么？ 许三多说，我说当兵，让成才去吧，我不去了。 村长把手上的刷子给别人，歪着脖子看着许三多：你说让谁去就让谁去啊？你以为是你许家的事情呢？告诉你，打人家说要你，你就跟国家挂上钩了，那叫个……叫个国家公有财产！瞧见那没有？ 许三多看着刚刚写到墙上的那些标语：砍树是要坐牢的！他发现每个字都张牙舞爪的。 砍树是要坐牢的！不去也是要坐牢的！村长一字一字地掷地有声。 许三多的嘴巴眨眼就扁了，像是要哭。 村长说别哭！哭也是要坐牢的！ 许三多转身就走了，走得泪汪汪的。 他心想，这个兵看来不当都不行了。 一年一次的军歌本来是很嘹亮的，可车站的人群过于喧闹，于是添了几分杂乱。送行的家长们算是最热闹了，而且有人开始哭了起来。终于新兵蛋子们大声唱着刚学的歌过来了，由几个人武部官员带领着，一张张年青的脸，像胸前的大红花一样兴奋。 家长们又是抹泪，又是鼓掌，然后冲入了人群中将好好的一支新兵队伍给肢解了，然后开始唠叨，开始叮嘱。史今不停地提醒着：保持队形！保持队形！但怎样努力都是白费的，他只好屈服了，苦笑着退到了一边。 看着儿子身上的军装，许百顺兴致勃勃的。 他说了不起了个龟儿子？转一圈让老子看看！ 许三多不甘不愿地转了一圈。 反着再来一圈，龟儿子。 许三多不干了，他说不转了。 啊呀喝？不听你老子的了？ 许三多说，爸说话不算话，爸那天跟班长赌咒发誓，说日他先人的不叫龟儿子了！ 许百顺确是做贼心虚，瞧着史今往这边瞧一眼，声音马上低了下去。 我生的你，我叫你龟儿子怎么了？没你老子保家卫国能有你这身行头？你老子干过民兵！ 许三多却告诉父亲，我要去的是正儿八经的正规军。再说你那叫啥保家卫国？弄个徒手突刺像抡锹把子，还把左右手弄错了。你还跟班长说我擤鼻涕不打紧，你当年可尿过炕！ 许百顺一掌就要打在许三多的脸上，他说我是给你长出息才压的自个！尿炕？尿炕的人能生得出三个儿子来？说了你也不懂！便去瞧那边的史今，回头说，行，我看你是早琢磨着要反，跟你那二哥一个样。 二哥说他不反你，他给你留面子。许三多对父亲说。 fart!大人事你少管！我跟你说，你们这班长人还不赖，到了部队上贴着他走，他能帮你拦枪子儿。 我帮班长拦枪子儿！许三多说人这辈子是得当过兵，有了那几年打磨，一辈子都知道有个东西叫腰板，挺起来就是响当当，活得跟别人就是不一样！ 许百顺一听愣了，忙叫喊着停停停，我听这话又不像你说的，谁教的？ 许三多挺了挺腰板：县人武部长刚给我们训话说的，人可是打过凉山的！ 许百顺说，我是说你别太勇！中华人民共和国没你就不成个国啦！ 这时，新兵们的歌声响起来了。许三多声音是最响的。那时正流行《再见吧，妈妈》，歌词里又是牺牲，又是牵挂，弄提许百顺都气急了起来，他说你妈又没来，这鬼歌唱给她听去！这又是谁教你的？ ! 许三多说，也是县人武部长，他说他们在前线天天唱这歌。 许百顺突然喊道：不许唱！ 不想有个人走了过来。是个中年人，他称赞许三多说，小伙子唱得好！唱得老子想要打仗！说完就走了，许百顺悄悄地就问道，他又是谁？ 许三多说，他就是人武部长！ 许百顺不敢再说什么了，只是眼圈有点红。好在周围的人已渐渐稀疏，家长们正聚往几节车皮外的闷罐车厢，他们的儿子都已经上车去了。许百顺看了看他们，对许三多说： 去吧，你去死吧！ 许三多没见过爸这样，顿时愣了，他说：……爸，那我走啦？ 走吧走吧，就当没生你个王八日的。 许三多无心再计较这王八日的跟龟儿子有什么区别，应了一声嗯哪，就上车去了。许百顺一步上来，往许三多手里塞了一点钱，说拿去，这是一百块，以后每月给你寄四十。 许三多嗯哪了一声，他说不要！ 许百顺说拿去！每月四十，败家子呢！ 许三多忽然发现，爸原来和家乡一样，是要走时才觉得依恋的，但这两人都不会表达，他看父亲一眼，打算赶去那边车厢，却撞上身后两个小混混样的年青人。 你刚才唱挺好呀？他们说，会不会唱这个？“咱当兵的人，是个大傻瓜……” 许三多立刻慌张了，说不会。 许百顺见状跑了过来，说干什么？打架会不会？ 许百顺年老体衰，被推了一把，但他绝不示弱，立刻跟人撕巴起来。许三多惊惶失措得连连后退，一到这种时候，他的脑子都是木的，连叫人的勇气也没有。 许百顺对他喊道：龟儿子还不给我上！你瞧好了。说着就是一拳，打在一人的脸上，他说当兵就是得这样当！ 这时有人跑了过来。是从闷罐车那边飞跑过来的史今，他手一挥，把那两人吓得后退了。 史今喝道：需要我教你们什么吗？ 那两人立刻意识到这主不善，说不用不用，就是瞧子弟兵亲切，来问候一下。 一边歇着！史今对他们吼道。 那两人不怀好意地往后退了几步，看着。史今回头看这爷俩，许百顺刚才明显吃了点小亏，在擦着脸上的血道。魂不附体的许三多在一旁看着，伸手想碰碰父亲的脸，被拦住了，许百顺说滚吧滚吧，看你当了兵也没强似什么。许三多打了个转身，木木愣愣地要去找那两人讲理，被许百顺在屁股后给了一脚，让许三多赶快上车！骂完，又柔和地吩咐道：当了兵不兴打架，你打架，班长不要你了。 许三多说我知道。 许三多上车的背影像个小老头。 许百顺看着，又是欢喜又是失望。 史今想说什么没说出来，打了个军礼，最后一个跳到了车上。 列车一声长鸣，慢慢开始移动了。许三多挤在门口，看着父亲死要面子地挤在送行家长的最外围。两人都一言不发地看着。忽然，许三多被人在背后捅了一下，回头一看，才看见是也穿着军装的成才。 我还是来了，我爸有人。成才说。有点示威的味道。 许三多没心思理他，转了头继续凝视着父亲。 家长们都随着车走着，许百顺也随着车走着，这时他发现被人撞了一下，一看，竟是刚才的那个两混混，他们在对他乐着，他们知道，现在那个狠兵不可能下车了。 许三多一看就往下跳车，却被背后的史今一只手将他从地上拔了起来。 许三多挣扎着，喊着，让我下车！get me out of the car! 史今一言不发，一手把着门，一手死抱着人，帽子都被让许三多打飞了。 许三多看见父亲已经跟那两人打起来了，但列车已经越来越快，好在许三多看见有人远远地朝父亲的方向飞奔过来，却被人一脚踹在了地上。 那是起来送行的许一乐，他的大哥。 许一乐一边从地上爬起来，一边对车上的许三多喊： 三多，我不生你气，我来送你啦！ 正说着，被许百顺一掌掴在脸上。 许百顺也朝许三多嚷道：儿子，好好活啊！ 列车这时已经驶出了车站，史今把许三多刚一放下，许三多便蹲在地上哭了进来。 他说班长，我爸刚才叫我儿子了。 史今捡起地上的军帽，在许三多的后脑上轻轻地打了一下。