Chapter 16 Chapter Sixteen

Not long after, Kang Weiye soon found another woman named Shi Yupeng. Or to be precise, it was a girl, because Shi Yupeng was only twenty years old.Nowadays, men are in the business field and separated from their wives, and beautiful girls like locusts are throwing themselves into their arms again. It is impossible not to find a woman.Kang Weiye has never been a special kind of person, he is more popular, and he is over 40 years old. He understands what it means to be short of life, and every time he catches a happy opportunity, he believes that he will not mess up Grasp, at least there is still a sense of propriety.So Shi Yupeng appeared smoothly, and Kang Weiye accepted her smoothly.Kang Weiye's relationship with women this time is very simple.Oriental Holiday Hotel is Kang Weiye's long-term contract hotel, and most of Kang Weiye's business guests live here, and most of the business negotiations are held here.Boss Wang of the restaurant is about the same age as Kang Weiye, and they are very good friends.After Lin Zhu left, Kang Weiye was homeless, and the frequency of eating in restaurants increased unprecedentedly.Boss Wang knew that Kang Weiye was separating from his wife and was going through a divorce, and he had also heard about Lin Zhu's matter.Seeing that Kang Weiye was always eating alone without making a sound, with a loss of appetite, he came to persuade Kang Weiye, saying: "Brother, you can't do this. The body is the capital of the revolution. People like us don't need anything. I can't lose it. My restaurant is relying on you, a big family, to support me, so take care of yourself." Kang Weiye said: "Mr. Wang, you flattered me. Your words make sense, but you know that I fucking eat No food, no appetite, the game of life is not fun, it’s meaningless.” Boss Wang said: “Mr. Kang’s words are like a young man who has lost love, you are too classic. It’s very fun now, China has never been so fun Wow. In order to curry favor with you, Mr. Kang, brother, I will reluctantly part with you, and let the best lady in my public relations department come and eat with you."

Kang Weiye didn't want it at first, and said: "Come on, Mr. Wang, I am a person who pays attention to hygiene." Mr. Wang said: "I know, I know, I don't know you yet? I am not a chicken, an authentic lady. , a talented student who graduated from an opera school, can sing and dance well, and is the captain of our fashion model team. I have been hiding her tightly and never see any guests. She has a unique skill: she can tell jokes especially. If you have her to accompany you to eat, keep You have a big appetite and a lot of laughter. Mr. Kang, I have seen a lot of girls in this line of work. Nowadays, there are some young girls who are really stunners. Being with them makes people feel very relaxed and happy. This Yupeng is the top character among the little girls, very interesting. You probably didn't notice her, but she noticed you and admired you very much." Kang Weiye was laughed at by Boss Wang's glib words I got up and said: "Okay, I'll just treat your lady to a meal, and I want to prove your bragging skills." One weekend at dinner time, Shi Yupeng came to Kang Weiye's restaurant on time In the private room.Shi Yupeng was tall and tall, with silver lipstick, super short hair, and a miniskirt. The sleeves of the clothes were so long that they hung down to the tiger's mouth in the palm of his hand, and he was carrying a shoulder bag.As soon as she entered the door, she said generously: "Hi, Mr. Kang, thank you for inviting me to dinner." While speaking, she smiled at Kang Weiye with her youthful smile.Shi Yupeng's unscrupulous self-indulgence really made Kang Weiye very relaxed. With such a girl, she wouldn't mind drinking, smoking, sneezing, picking your ears and taking off your leather shoes.After Shi Yupeng sat down, he leaned his head on the chair, took out a pack of cigarettes from his bag, and asked Kang Weiye for his opinion: "Mr. Kang doesn't mind?" Kang Weiye said: "I also smoke."

Shi Yupeng said: "Okay! We are like-minded. A man who doesn't smoke is like a woman with a beard, which is unattractive." Kang Weiye was amused by a word.He thinks that this shitty Boss Wang is really accurate in seeing people.Shi Yupeng picked up a cigarette with two slender fingers, and Kang Weiye snapped the lighter and sent it to her.At the moment when the fire was delivered, Kang Weiye was able to observe Shi Yupeng's face at close range. The face was so tender that no pores could be seen at all, and it was plump without any wrinkles, like satin ironed by an iron.Such a face is capable of ironing a man's eyes and mood.Kang Weiye involuntarily softened his voice, and said dotingly like coaxing a child: "Miss Shi wants to eat something, just order it yourself." Shi Yupeng said: "Mr. Kang, don't underestimate me, I want to eat good food as much as possible." , let me order and I can order you to ruin your fortune." Kang Weiye couldn't help laughing with such a loud tone from a little girl.Kang Weiye said: "Then try your skills today." Shi Yupeng also giggled and said, "Mr. Kang, don't hurt me. Our Mr. Wang always asks me to serve you. If you take the opportunity to kill me, you will be killed." Fired." Kang Weiye said: "He fired you and you come to my company." Shi Yupeng said: "Mr. Kang must keep his word!" Kang Weiye said: "That's needless to say!" Shi Yu Peng stretched out her little finger and said, "Pull a hook." This childhood trick of pulling a hook is already a very distant memory for Kang Weiye. He stretched out his little finger with the touch and warmth of the past. When she was a little shy, the awning didn't care so much, she hooked Kang Weiye's hand and shook it, and said in her mouth: "Pull the hook, hang yourself, for a hundred years, don't change." After this foreshadowing, the next meal will change It became a very pleasant thing.Everything Shi Yupeng eats is delicious, and she can also drink. She is full of freshness and love for every dish. "Delicious!" She said enthusiastically, "It's delicious!" She ate with all her heart, boldly and unrestrainedly, and took off her coat, revealing her white arms and chest. There are also some silly country girl charms.Kang Weiye looked really interesting and deeply infected, and unconsciously became very excited to eat.After dinner, Kang Weiye remembered that Shi Yupeng's specialty was telling jokes, so he asked Shi Yupeng to go to the bar again.Shi Yupeng was very happy and said: "I just like places like bars. May I take you to a very cool bar?" Kang Weiye said: "Okay, take me to see the world." Shi Yupeng Said: "It's really cool." They came to a small bar called "Breath" in the back street.Kang Weiye couldn't see anything cool about this bar, except that the light was extremely dark, and the smoke mixed with the unique smell of popcorn. Every table was separated by a bamboo fence as a screen, and the bamboo fence hung deliberately scattered With hemp rope, straw sandals, dried chili strings and so on.Shi Yupeng thinks this is the cool thing.When ordering cocktails, Kang Weiye thought that Shi Yupeng would definitely order "Pretty in Pink", but Shi Yupeng said: "The name is too vulgar, and the wine is too lukewarm. I want to 'explode'." Shi Yupeng suggested to Kang Weiye Also try the "Explosion", this cocktail is lighted, the fire is lit, and you can drink it from the glass, which is extra exciting.Kang Weiye first watched Shi Yupeng and drank a cup, thinking to himself that he should not be as arrogant as a teenager, so he ordered a cup of "Rising Sun".They rest their elbows on the table.The faces were very close, drinking wine and chatting.Kang Weiye said: "Miss Shi, how are you? Are your work and life going well?" Shi Yupeng suddenly changed into a reserved look, and said: "Cough, Mr. Kang, we can't talk about it, my The road of life is too bumpy!" A hairy girl who eats well, drinks sweetly, and has a face as smooth as satin tells you that life is rough, which is also a very interesting sight.Kang Weiye was amused again.Shi Yupeng said: "What's so funny about this? You think we should be happy, don't you? In fact, we are in deep pain." Kang Weiye said: "I'm sorry, I believe your words." Then she disappeared. She put her legs on the chair next to her and said, "Can I have another big bag of popcorn?" Kang Weiye said, "You can have as many bags as you want." Shi Yupeng said, "Cool!" Weiye asked: "Can you explain to me what cool means?" Shi Yupeng said: "You don't even understand this?" Shi Yupeng tilted his head and thought for a long time, and said: "Cool is fun! Come on! This is not accurate enough, it’s just a feeling, working like a first-class professional killer, understand?” Kang Weiye said: “I seem to understand a little bit.” Shi Yupeng reminded Kang Weiye of his childhood state.Kang Weiye thought: For him now, the girl Shi Yupeng is indeed cooler.Shi Yupeng began to display her unique skill: telling jokes.Shi Yupeng said: "The important thing is to participate. Let's do a brain teaser first, shall we?" Kang Weiye was very happy to exile himself, he said: "Okay." Shi Yupeng said: "Confucius is the most famous person in our country. What family?" Kang Weiye replied confidently: "Educator." Shi Yupeng said: "No." Kang Weiye said: "Thinker." Shi Yupeng said: "No!" Shi Yupeng scratched Kang Weiye's nose taught him: "You need to turn your brain sharply, don't follow the steps and accept the dead truth." Kang Weiye turned his brain for a long time, but he couldn't answer it.I am afraid that the way of thinking of his generation can only accept death.The correct answer given by Shi Yupeng is: Confucius is the most famous old man in our country.Shi Yupeng asked another question: "When does the moon have no light?" Kang Weiye thought for a while and said: "During the day." Shi Yupeng said: "You can't do it, you should admit death, the moon has no time to have light Well, the moon borrowed sunlight." Kang Weiye thought about it, and couldn't help laughing again.Shi Yupeng said: "Your brain is not good enough, let me tell you a joke." Shi Yupeng ate popcorn and said: "Once upon a time, there was a county seat, and a new county magistrate was appointed. As soon as the director took office, he inspected the work everywhere. He went to the county people's hospital and got annoyed. He immediately held a meeting. At the meeting, he severely criticized: I think the director of this hospital is too arrogant and too official. What is the level of our county party committee? Department level. What level is the hospital below us? Department level. Then what level should the departments under the hospital’s jurisdiction be? The signs were written as Internal Medicine, Surgery, Pediatrics, etc. What is the nature of the problem? So, the county hospital immediately rewrote the signboards, calling them Internal Unit, Outer Unit, Pediatric Unit, Women’s Unit, Obstetric Unit, Eye Unit, and Ear, Nose and Throat Unit. ..." Hearing this, Kang Weiye couldn't help but be overwhelmed.He said: "Good! Good! This is good!" Kang Weiye has indeed not been this happy for many years, and he has not laughed so much for many years.Even Lin Zhu couldn't match Shi Yupeng's skills.Kang Weiye invited Shi Yupeng to eat several meals in succession.Every meal made him happy, made him feel much younger, and made him forget all his troubles for a while.Just like that, Kang Weiye fell in love with Shi Yupeng.