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Chapter 33 Act 31 The Trial of Roosevelt

Impotence America 李敖 4958Words 2018-03-18
The scene is the same as Act 1. God Li: (Stands up, hits the gavel) Now announce the opening of the 32nd Court of the "Last Judgment" (sit down).Biography accused the 32nd President of the United States Franklin Roosevelt (Franklin Delano Roosevelt). (Roosevelt stands up with difficulty.) God Lee: You are Roosevelt, born in 1882, you are the 32nd President of the United States. Roosevelt: Yes. God Li: You don't have to stand up to answer the hearing, you can sit down. Roosevelt: I've been sitting too long, I can stand up.Ever since I got sick at the age of 39, I have always wanted to stand up.Actually polio only paralyzed my lower body, I was strong from the waist up.

God Lee: You were caught on Campobello Island, right? Roosevelt: God Lee was right, I was on vacation. God Lee: You Americans love vacations so much. Roosevelt: Isn't God Lee on vacation? God Lee: God only rested on the 7th day, did not say vacation. Roosevelt: Isn't life tiring without a vacation? God Lee: I think vacations are tiring, especially when you come back from vacation, everyone is like a deserter who has lost the battle. Roosevelt: So God Lee is a workaholic? God Lee: Not a workaholic.God used to work 6 days a week to prove that he is not a workaholic.However, at the time of Genesis, God was actually tired on Friday, so the last masterpiece he created had too many flaws.

Roosevelt: (laughs) God Lee seems to be a bit prejudiced against women. God Lee: After your former President Hoover stepped down, he replied to a little girl that men are not very good at playing politics. I wish you a successful election in 30 years (keep your eyes on Hoover).President Hoover, am I right? Hoover: (nodding with a smile, standing up) Exactly right.It must be weird for modern Americans to hear that God Lee doesn't take vacations, but I'm all for it.During my 87 years, I wrote 47,209 nine letters, worked 15 hours a day, had no weekends, no holidays, and only had 8 busy female secretaries and many guests.

Roosevelt: (turning his head to stare at Hoover) My God, it turns out that you are a workaholic. What motivates you to work like this? Hoover: Eight secretaries, I guess. (Laughter.) God Lee: (to Hoover) You are very loyal. In your will, every female secretary gets a share. Hoover: Thank God Lee for remembering my good points (sit down). God Lee: Roosevelt, do you remember meeting any of the American presidents here when you were 5 years old? Roosevelt: My dad took me to the White House to meet President Cleveland (points to Cleveland). God Lee: What did he say to you? Roosevelt: He said to me, little guy, I make a strange wish for you: never be the president of the United States.

God Lee: The result? Roosevelt: As a result, 45 years later, I not only became the President of the United States, but I also served longer than anyone else. God Li: Too long is not good, right? Roosevelt: What's wrong? God Lee: Too long will make you betray China. Roosevelt: Did God Lee mean Yalta? God Lee: You have self-knowledge. Roosevelt: But I couldn't help it at the time. God Lee: You said this to William D. Leahy, your chief of staff wrote it in his memoirs, and I'll read that passage to you (takes out a piece of paper): Speaking of which, I remember when we were preparing for the Crimea meeting, the president told me that he hoped he could make it happen to return Hong Kong sovereignty to the Chinese government.When the issue of turning Dalian in Manchuria into a free port was brought up, I turned my head and said to Roosevelt: "Mr. President, if you agree to give half of Dalian to the Russians, then you must also fail on the Hong Kong issue. "

He shook his head and said resignedly, "Well, Bill, I can't help it." remember?You betrayed China, and you still look helpless.What a wonderful, what a coincidence, you Presidents of the United States are so unique. During the two world wars, you betrayed China twice. China is the victorious country. The victorious country was actually betrayed by Wilson and Roosevelt. Is it reasonable to give up the land? ?What's even better is that Wilson and you are two star imperialists, but they are high-profile, one raised the League of Nations, and the other raised the United Nations. On the surface, they are high-sounding, but they have no principle in their hearts. They have repeatedly betrayed China, of course outside China. Not for sale either.Do you know how big China's Outer Mongolia is that you betrayed?500 times as big as your Rhode Island state, you know?You not only betrayed China's Outer Mongolia, but also China's Northeast.

Roosevelt: I want peaceful coexistence, like the 1939 agreement between the United States and Britain, to achieve 50 years of peace. God Li: How dare you talk about that agreement!The agreement was to jointly manage Canton Island and Enderbury Island, but Canton Island was only 50 yards long and 9 miles wide, and there were only 40 inhabitants on the island; Enderbury Island was 3 1 mile wide, 1 mile wide, and only 4 residents on the island, but the Northeast China you betrayed is a place with an area of ​​413,000 square miles and 33 million residents!You are so generous! Roosevelt: My health was failing when I went to Yalta for the meeting.If the health is better, the result will be better.

God Li: But according to your ambassador to the Soviet Union, William A. Harriman (William A. Harriman) recalled that he thought you were in good health and could only last a little longer, but the outcome was not much different.In other words, you betrayed China.You decide the territory for China, did you get China's consent in advance?Of course not, is it? Roosevelt: (Nods his head) However, when looking at this period of history, we must also look forward to how the United States supported China to resist Japan before Yalta, although I admit that this kind of action was based on the interests of the United States itself.

God Lee: Looking ahead, why is it so short?Why not look ahead to 1930s?At that time, you, the United States, supported Japan’s invasion of China. You didn’t stop supplying Japanese aircraft parts and bombs until January 1939. You didn’t stop supplying gasoline, scrap iron, machinery and military supplies until August 1940. At that time, Japan It has been 9 years since the Japanese invaded China. That is to say, 9 years after the Japanese blatantly invaded China, you, the United States, showed mercy and stopped supplying Japanese weapons and munitions. see? Roosevelt: (blushing) Oh. God Li: Your scourge is not limited to China.Would you like to listen to the news report on May 8, 2005? (Picks up a piece of paper) According to the report, US President George W. Bush said on the 7th that the division of Europe after the Second World War and the loss of freedom in Eastern and Central Europe were "one of the most serious historical mistakes". responsibility.Bush said the Yalta Compact, like other disgraceful post-war agreements, divided the continent and led to the enslavement of countless people.Bush Jr. said: When great powers negotiate, the freedom of small countries will be sacrificed to some extent. However, this practice of sacrificing freedom for stability has plunged a continent into division and turmoil.The Yalta Secret Treaty allowed the Soviet Union to control Eastern Europe and brought countless people to Communist rule.The United States and its allies finally understand that they cannot be satisfied with liberating half of Europe.Scholars pointed out that Bush Jr. admitted that the United States made a big mistake in signing the Yalta secret treaty, and his attitude was frank than that of previous US presidents. (puts down the paper, looks at Roosevelt) Bush Jr. is not a brilliant president, but he made the most explicit statement about the Yalta secret treaty.How do you feel?

Roosevelt: How do you feel?I betrayed Eastern Europe and China, but after my death, the American presidents of future generations betrayed the world and the earth.At that time, in 1945, the Soviet Union rose to power, and I had to cut meat to feed tigers; however, the Soviet Union disintegrated 46 years later, and its power withdrew from Eastern Europe, Central Europe, the Balkans, and Central Asia, but the United States was still locked in by the world The enemy will not let go, what does this mean? God Lee: What do you mean?This is the continuation of the development of your American imperialism.

Roosevelt: I didn't expect it to get so out of hand.Please believe that I have always wanted to bring peace to the world. God Lee: I remember your words in 1945: More than an end to war, we want an end to the beginnings of all wars.The words are beautiful, but once you are full of the selfishness of the United States from the beginning, you will not be able to clean up the mess later.You America scout out and support "son of bitch" dictators and consider them your pride, don't you? Roosevelt: I know what God Lee was referring to, and God Lee remembers my words well. He may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch. God Lee: It was in 1938, you are referring to the President Anastasio Somoza in Nicaragua that your United States supports, isn’t it?He studied in the United States, and he studied at the Pierce School of Business Administration in Philadelphia. In 1933, he became captain of Nicaragua's only armed force, the National Guard. He became illegitimate president in 1936 following an illegal operation to overthrow President Juan Bautista Sacasa.Two years later, you said that.But you are wrong, because what the United States supports is not a singular number of a son of a bitch, but a majority of the bitches of the Sumusa family. One by one, their whole family has taken over the presidency of Nicaragua, from him to others The eldest son and the youngest son have worked for 43 years, and have experienced your 8 presidents of the United States. Look at the good things you have done. The whole country of Nicaragua was emptied by their family.You keep saying "export democracy", but you support big dictators to oppress your neighbor Nicaragua. This is how you support your neighbors in the United States. Roosevelt: Actually, the United States has become more and more progressive. Think about what the United States did in Nicaragua before supporting Sumusa. It was 80 years before Sumusa became president. In 1856, we in the United States could fight Enter Nicaragua and become president. God Lee: This president is what he calls himself, and his name is William Wu Ke. Roosevelt: But the U.S. government doesn't approve of Wu Ke's actions. It's too shabby. God Li: Individuals do it, and finally turn to the government to do it. What kind of progress is it?Your U.S. government finally took action directly: your marines landed in Nicaragua, from 1912 to 1925, occupied for 13 years, 9 months after withdrawing, came again, occupied for another 8 years, and occupied until 1933.In another 3 years, your "son of a bitch" family will be acting as the puppet government of the United States, and it will be 43 years in a while.Ask President Monroe, what kind of Monroe Doctrine is this (points to Monroe)? (Monro looks down.) God Lee: Let's not talk about Latin America now, let's go back to Yalta.Yalta, you have betrayed a lot. The biggest victimized countries are China and Poland.No wonder the British Field Marshal (Bernard Las Montgomery) said that Yalta is another Munich. Roosevelt: We had no other choice. We hoped that the Soviet Union would send troops to fight Japan. If we fought alone, the Americans would die by two million more. God Li: You can just talk about it, your incompetent military assessment is 500,000, but you choose to increase the alarmist by 4 times.What's more, you should have thought that even if the Soviet Union didn't give any benefits, it couldn't help but not participate in the war against Japan. It would automatically fight to the Far East, and you didn't need to invite them. They came uninvited. You young masters of the United States are too naive.You can't fight Stalin who grew up in the ice and snow.You yourself know that two weeks before your death, you sighed in pain and said that Stalin broke every promise he made in Yalta, is there such a thing? Roosevelt: (Nods.) God Lee: Poland lost its territory in the east, and finally dug a little bit of East Prussia from the west to make up for it.The most unlucky thing is China, not to mention, after World War I and World War II, you American presidents, from the old Roosevelt to Wilson, to you Roosevelt, you have generously given to China, respectively The territory and rights were ceded to Japan and the Soviet Union.Are you worthy of forgiveness? Roosevelt: (grinning) I Roosevelt is forgivable, I can attest to that. God Lee: How to prove it? Roosevelt: I didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize. God Lee: That's just because your mistress died too early. Roosevelt: Although I died a little earlier, I set a lot of scale. God Lee: What scale?Carve up Europe and divide Asia? Roosevelt: I am referring specifically to establishing a scale in the United States. God Lee: What scale?When the president is re-elected 4 times?You have copied Lincoln's old cheeky slogan, "Don't Swap Horses in the Middle of the Stream" and changed it to "Never Swap Horses While Crossing a Stream", which is the president of the United States You can't do it for 12 years, 1 month and 8 days in one go. Is this the "American-style democracy" you are proud of? Roosevelt: It would be inappropriate for me to be re-elected.But "American-style democracy" is impeccable. God Lee: Invulnerable?From 1914 to 1970, the presidents of the United States used the veto power 1152 times.Although the Constitution stipulates that both houses of Congress can override the presidential veto by a two-thirds majority vote, in actual operation, the president always has the upper hand and the parliament always has the disadvantage.And you have been the president for 13 years, and you have exercised the veto power 533 times, and Congress has only vetoed you 9 times.I would like to ask: The president alone can veto a bill passed by the Congress, which is known as the highest authority in the United States. What kind of democracy is this?And the scale you have established is too undemocratic, right? Roosevelt: (Wry smile.) God Li: In short, I checked your history carefully and found that your harm to the world has a long history. You were rated as a great president in the United States, but the country you harmed will never recognize it, and the world outside the United States will not recognize it either.You announced your abandonment of the gold standard as early as April 19, 1933. Since then, you have had no peace of mind with the whole world. Later, in order to make the U.S. dollar take over the world, you made a fake scene of U.S. dollar against gold. By the time President Nixon completely reneged on his promises and became fatter, he was no longer exchanged for gold. Since then, the US dollar has plummeted in the world, and it has completely eaten the world with money printing machines until today.President Roosevelt, you are so small.When the justice was nominated, public opinion said, Roosevelt lost his battle, but won his war. (Roosevelt lost his battle, but won his war.) I think this sentence should be rewritten as: Roosevelt lost his war, but won his postwar war. (Roosevelt lost the war, but won the war.) You, the United States, won the whole world, but you ruined the world.You are the hateful President of the United States, but not the most hateful. Roosevelt: (curious) Who's the worst? God Lee: Bush Jr. (Laughter.) God Li: Alright, leave the court (beat the gavel and stand up). (The curtain falls.)
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