Chapter 2 prologue last judgment

Note: The 22nd and 24th Cleveland served two terms and only sat in one seat; the 27th Taft was too fat, so he sat in two seats. Male voice: Yesterday, good will be rewarded with good and evil will be rewarded with evil. Female voice: Today, the time has come. The curtain was drawn.Oncoming, a very large horizontal table on a high platform, high above.The case is black, full of basaltic, solemn and chilling.Behind the middle is a very big and big chair, high above.The chair is white, showing a large throne.The background behind the chair is layers of clouds and mist, and the horizontal table and throne set off seem less and less like coming, but seem to be coming.Layers of clouds and mist are not only on the front, but also on all sides.The horizontal table and the throne seem to be floating in the illusory realm, and it is hard to tell where they are. It looks like heaven and hell.The overall picture is clear, this is clearly a court.

What is this place?It can be said to be heaven, and it can also be said to be hell.For the defendant, it seems that the trial in heaven seems to be wrong. What should I do if I am guilty?Come down to heaven, is this procedure correct?Might as well be hell first.A special court in hell. Where is the accused?A total of 43 defendants were divided into six rows and sat below.They were dressed in the costumes of their own times, and they were of a different era, but at the same time they were depressed. Like the Nuremberg Trial or the Tokyo Trial, they all became defendants obediently.Although they are defendants, everyone has a big background and a prominent reputation, because everyone has been the president of the United States.From the 18th century to the 21st century, there have been 44 presidents in the United States. Because the 22nd and 24th Cleveland are the same person, there are 43 people in total.Arranged in eight rows from left to right.

Suddenly, the lights dimmed, and a beam of light appeared, focusing on the right corner of the platform, focusing on an angel in white.The angel stood at attention, raised his hands halfway, and a clear and beautiful voice sounded: "Please listen carefully, and now announce: Stand up!" (43 people stand up.) Defendant No. 27 Taft in the third row obviously had something wrong. He was too fat and could not stand up even though he sat on two seats. Give him a hand. Roosevelt Sr.: (staring at Taft) Damn, you're so heavy! 332 pounds! 151 kg!The last time you were fat and stuck in the White House tub, the whole of America heard about it.How can a person be so fat, the United States is poor by you.

Taft: (glaring at each other) Stop talking!What about fat?Fat is fat, I lived to 73, you will go to hell at 60. Roosevelt Sr.: (angry, roaring) So what if you go to hell?All the presidents of the United States are here today, who will not go to hell? (All eyes are on the yelling person.) Clinton: (with a grimace) Be quiet, please.Go to hell, you are all dead anyway, what if we are not dead yet?Those present here, me, Carter, Bush Jr. and even the current Obama, we were hooked in by the ecstasy messenger before we were dead, how do you say that? Carter: (quietly) God must have a reason.Maybe God decided that the time has come and the time has come for all, so both life and death have come.

Reagan: (smiling) Maybe God rolls the dice and we're all on point. Lincoln: I shall never believe that God plays dice with the world. I never believe that God plays dice with the world. Reagan: (putting his right hand vertically to his mouth, making a low voice) This old guy is number one on our list of US presidents. In fact, he is the number one copy of official documents. I don’t know who copied this sentence. Lincoln: (glaring at Reagan, coldly) You in the Lincoln sedan, please have a little respect for Lincoln. Clinton: Just now President Carter said that our gathering together is a masterpiece of God.I am a little strange, the layout here is like a court; we sit here row after row, like defendants...

Truman: (Interrupting) Like the defendants at the Nuremberg Trial and the Tokyo Trial. Clinton: And whether we were born early or died early, died late, or didn't die, we all caught in the net. These pictures are too... like...the "Last Judgment". Everyone said: "Last Judgment"? Clinton: (timidly, softly) "The Last Judgment." Jackson: (furiously) Damn, who dares to judge Lao Tzu, I will fight him! Van Buren: (coldly) Whoever dares, God dares. Jackson: (looks) God?Where is God? Male voice, female voice: God—God—is—in front of—you—your—eyes! The light dimmed, and gradually a strong light emerged from the left. Surrounded by angels, a figure in a black robe stepped out from behind the great throne.The figure was seated, and the light slowly focused on his face.He is oriental and Chinese.He has a poker face, but it looks like he's faking it.Because behind the poker face, what is shining is clearly seven points of justice and three points of wisdom.Lizi seems to be saving the world, but face is cynical, cynical, even cynical.So, by strictly rigid definition, he doesn't look like a judge.Why should it be like that?According to the rules of the "Last Judgment", the one sitting in the main hall is God!Who said it was the judge?

Instead of looking like a judge, he looked like a heretic. Heretics do not believe in heaven and hell.It doesn't matter, heresy also needs some atmosphere, you can always accept angels, right?You can say that you are on the side of the angels, "I am on the side of the angels." Of course heresy is haggling, and the final agreement is: the angels are on my side, "The angels are on the side of me." But , not yet, why do angels have to be plural?For a real angel, one is enough, and there is only one angel in Dante's heart.Mr heretic!An angel gig is too lonely when it comes to preaching justice.The majority is the majority, a little more angels is better than a little more bull-headed horse face or dynasty mahan, so heresy no longer cares about it, let's make plural angels.

Finally, the angels appeared, and after shouting out the heresy, they put the triangular nameplate holder in front of the horizontal table, the nameplate shone golden, and eight Chinese characters were engraved on it: God Li Ao "Last Judgment" The following are four lines of English: We Believe in Divine Judgment God is not only the Creator but he is also the Judge of all the earth. All men and nations stand before His judgment bar. God the Judge is Lee Ao the Judge. God created all things, doomed. The presiding judge is illustrious, and he is discerning. The defendants are listed and look up to Facao.

God comes to you, I am Li Ao. Everyone whispered. "This god has a name, Lee Ao." "Isn't Leo the name of the pope in Europe?" "How old is the pope? The pope only has one e, called Leo, and he has two." "He is God!" "Why is God a Chinese?" "The Chinese are proud, of course they can be God." "If you want to do it, you have to register as soon as possible, otherwise the Koreans will be registered." "The Koreans are really shameless and grab everything .”… Angel: (towards them) S-quiet!Stand at attention! (Looks away to the left.)

God Lee: (Stands up, taps the gavel) Now announce the opening of the "Last Judgment" (sit down). Angel: (hands down) Sit down. (The defendants all sat down, and finally Taft sat down with difficulty. He put one hand on the old Roosevelt's shoulder, and the old Roosevelt twisted, with a displeased face, and cursed: Son of bitch. You son of a bitch Taft replied: Now we are all sons of bitches. We are all sons of bitches now.) ADAMS: (Stands up abruptly, raises hand and yells) Request the program to speak!I am Adams #2, Adams, the 2nd President of the United States, requesting the floor.

God Lee: Are you Adams, Adams born in 1735?Height 168, weight 250, Adams nicknamed "His Rotundity" (His Rotundity)? Adams: Yes, you really know me. God Lee: Let me tell you first, you can't call me "you", you have to call me "God Lee" or GOD LEE.What programming questions do you have? Adams: Well, I'll call it God Lee instead, GOD LEE.I am the second President of the United States, but I have received formal education, unlike the first President Washington who has no formal education.I know French, Latin, Greek, logic, rhetoric, philosophy, metaphysics, ethics, geography, mathematics, and theology better than him. I am from Harvard. God Lee: Harvard?Tell me.Tell me about when you graduated from Harvard, why did you rank 15th out of 24 students with the best homework? Adams: (embarrassed and aggrieved) Back then, the Harvard ranking was based on the social status of the parents of the students. God Lee: Are you saying that your top universities in the United States are so snobbish? Adams: (Embarrassed, silent.) God Lee: You don't answer? Adams: I'm a lawyer by training, and I have the right of silence.And, I think I will legally question God Lee's right to judge me.This is a procedural problem, so we have to figure it out first. God Li: What law do you follow? Adams: The "Last Judgment" is not from your east, nor from your China. God Li: The holy mountain in Greece is Mount Olympus; the holy mountain in China is Mount Tai.Mount Olympus has Greek gods and gods, and Mount Tai has Chinese gods and gods. The host of the "Last Judgment", because the Olympic Games moved to China, was hosted by the Chinese instead. Adams: The Olympics are over. God Li: But God has become Chinese. Adams: In our Christian parlance, we have our God. God Lee: According to human history, your God didn't just fall out of thin air.Before him, there were many, many pioneer gods or contemporaneous gods, do you admit it? Adams: I admit, like the Greek gods. God Li: You are too unfamiliar with Chinese history, and you don't know the gods in this aspect of China.Do you admit it or not? Adams: I admit it. God Lee: So, today you opened your eyes.The god of China has come.Today is the "Last Judgment" presided over by the God of China, in front of you, is the God of China. Adams: "The Last Judgment"?Our Christian "Last Judgment"?Are you?Are you? God Lee: Let me remind you that you can't use "you" to call God Lee. Adams: Oh, God Lee. God Lee: You apologize. Adams: Oh, I apologize. God Li: May I ask how did this court come about?This court is actually the "Last Judgment" or "Doomsday Judgment" of your Christianity. We don't believe in Christianity, but we believe in the "Last Judgment". Therefore, it can be said that everyone has the same heart and mind in the "Last Judgment" , you should respond with the mood of being "last judged".Stop asking who I am, according to your Christian parlance, I am God.According to our Chinese saying, I am the king of Mount Tai. Adams: Are you Christians? "Last Judgment" is our Christian belief, why do you judge me? God Lee: Who said that the "Last Judgment" is patented by you Christians?Buddhism is earlier than your Christianity, right?Buddhism pays attention to "after death, there will be retribution, and you will receive nothing", which means that after death, you will settle the general account with you. "Sin", "final judgment", big and small crimes are clear, no one can escape.In short, the "Last Judgment" is universal, not only one family of Christianity, not to mention that your Christianity is not the final decision of any one family.You see, you are a "Unitarian", while your predecessor Washington is an "Episcopalian". In his eyes, strictly speaking, you may not represent Christianity. Adams: Oh, the unit of the "Last Judgment" should be a priesthood, but this court seems very strange. Are you private?If it is private, it is the "Kangaroo court" (Kangaroo court) of the private court.That's so rascal. God Lee: Rogue?I think you won the presidency with only 3 votes, nicknamed "President by Three Votes" (President by Three Votes), you are a bit of a hooligan.And when you visited Shakespeare's house, you cut a piece of wood from a chair as a souvenir, not only a rogue, but also a thief! Adams: (embarrassed) Oh. God Lee: You talked about hooligans. In Dante's "Divine Comedy" (Divine Comedy) book in the 14th century, a lot of people who went to hell were found out. Is Dante a hooligan?On the contrary, you Americans set up private courts in many parts of the world, but you are really "kangaroos" and real Kangaroo. You have the nerve to question our court, and your tone is rogue.Moreover, you American hooligans are not limited to gangsters or small groups of Kangaroo, but your entire country. You use your domestic laws that conflict with world civilization and explain yourself with an imperialist mentality.It was even explained that troops could be sent to other countries to catch foreigners. The dispatch of troops to Panama on December 20, 1989 was an example. On January 3, 1990, you American soldiers captured Noriega, the president of Panama, and brought him back to the United States for trial. The whole operation was also called "Operation Just Cause", which shows that you have not explained it clearly. Wide, far and wide.Not only are you kangaroos in court, but you are also kangaroos when you send troops to kidnap people.You said that you are a lawyer. Is there such a court in the world? "Boston Massacre" (Boston Massacre) in 1770, you are a lawyer, because of the justice of the British courts, justice was done.What about you now?You are sorry for yourself more than two hundred years ago, you actually doubted the court. Adams: God Lee, you can really talk.I'm just telling God Lee that I'm a Christian and that the "Last Judgment" process wants to be Christian. God Lee: You can't deny that the "Inquisition" is not a Christian court, can you?Do you like to execute sentences in court?That too is Christian. Adams: (embarrassed) I don't mean medieval. God Lee: "The Last Judgment" is much earlier than the Middle Ages.Mr. Adams, you don't understand eschatology (eschatology). Judgment after death exists in Buddhism and Islam.According to Christian theology, perhaps some of the American president's "last judgment" can breathe a sigh of relief. If the Islamic Allah (Allah) comes to judge, you will all be doomed. Jefferson: (to Adams) I think you should stop discussing with God Lee. He turned out to be an expert in eschatology. His eschatology covers Muslims. His theology is all over the world, and there is Allah. It’s terrible. . Bush: (curious) What is escapology? Jefferson: (frowning) escapology is "escapology", we are talking about eschatology, it is "eschatology", your English is too bad, you don't understand, please shut up. (Laughter.) Bush: (pointing to himself) Is my English really that bad? God Li: Bush, your English is not only bad, but also terrible. You say tariffs and barriers (tariff barriers) as bariffs and terriers, vital (very important) as vile (insignificant), hostile ( enemy) as hostage (hostage).In the English you speak, there seems to be only one word, which should not be English but you speak it in English, that is, you deliberately said Sad-Dom (Saddam) as Sad-Damn (annoying guy-fuck).It seems that this is the only correct English you have, since you don't speak Arabic. (Laughter.) God Lee: You Adams is a Christian. Of course you know Chapter 20 of the New Testament Revelation. I will recite verses 11, 12 and 13 of it to you: And I saw a great white throne, and the one sitting on it... and I saw dead people, big and small, standing before the throne.The books were opened, and another book, the book of life, was opened.The dead were judged by what was written in these books, according to what they had done. (Then I saw a great white throne and him who was seated on it... And I saw the dead, great and small, standing before the throne, and books were opened. Then another book was opened, which is the book of life . And the dead were judged by what was written in the books, according to what they had done.) Now, I am the "one who sits on the Great White Throne", that is to say, now is the "Last Judgment". Adams: "The Last Judgment"?There must be a judge in the trial, may I know who you are? God Lee: I warn you, you can't use "you" to call God Lee. Adams: Oh, I'm sorry, God Lee.I'm not used to calling it that. God Lee: You have to get used to it, not only you (looking at the audience), you all have to get used to it. Adams: I see, I will pay attention. God Lee: From Revelation Chapter 4, Verses 2, 9; Chapter 5, Verses 1, 7, 13; Chapter 6, Verses 16; Chapter 7, Verses 10, 15 verse; chapter 19, verse 4; chapter 21, verse 5, you should have known that God is on the throne.Of course, you can also say that it is Jesus, because "The Father judges no one, but has given" (The Father judges no one, but has given all judgment to the Son.) But I remind you that my identity is at the level of God, but the level is higher than all Gods, because the Chinese God is in charge. After the Olympics are held in China, all the Olympic gods have surrendered their power And Christianity is no exception. Adams: But God Lee doesn't seem like much to me. God Lee: Is it up to you to decide whether it looks like it or not?Have you ever seen God Himself?Pastor Zhou Lianhua from China specifically explained this passage in the Book of Revelation: "John dared not look at the one sitting on it, so he couldn't describe it. Even John was "unable to describe it", and you were even more "unable to describe it." Adams: However, this is a specific court session. We should always see some scenes of the "Last Judgment" in the West. God Lee: Do you want to be like the Western "Last Judgment" picture?I can give it to you and you will regret it.Whose picture do you want?Painted from Signorelli to Gozzoli to Michelangelo, from Bartolommeo, to Lucas van Leyden "Last Judgment".I'll call in Michelangelo's magnum opus (wave of hand). (The large murals of the Vatican's "Sistine Chapel" (Sistine Chapel) appeared on the entire front wall of the court, and vivid horror scenes appeared one by one. Not only were they in dire straits, but the defendants were all naked.] God Lee: (stands up, waves his hand, and makes a semicircle forward) Do you like the Western "Last Judgment" procedure?Let's do the same, and you defendants don't wear clothes (wave your hand again). (The entire courtroom suddenly turned into a forest of flesh. From Washington down, all the clothes of the presidents of the United States suddenly disappeared. Everyone was naked, and everything except the buttocks. Everyone screamed.) Bush Jr.: (scanning everyone's lower body, covering himself with both hands and yelling) Help!Help!my youngest!I want to escape!oh!Where is the escape technique?My escapology! Washington: (stepping quickly to God Lee and bowing to the court, with his butt pointed at all the defendants) I am Washington, the first president of the United States, please let me take the lead in denouncing Adams' lawyer character, please God Lee forgive.At the same time, we asked for our clothes to be returned, and the formal trial began. I promise, there will be no procedural problems in the future. People are naked, so why procedural problems?Please God Lee give us some dignity. (God Li made a move, and all the clothes returned to the defendant. Everyone was shocked, and no one dared to make trouble anymore. The curtain fell.)