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Chapter 76 5. Ah Er next door has not grown up

President Wei Xiaobao 雾满拦江 1821Words 2018-03-18
Wei Xiaobao: The river is full of fog, you seem to be very eager to make your company bigger and stronger, and very eager to participate in international competition, isn't it? Fog filled the river: Of course, we are too far behind the developed countries, and the only way for the Chinese nation to survive is to catch up.Mr. Wei, do you mean you are not in a hurry? Wei Xiaobao: As an executive, I am of course anxious, but the second neighbor has not grown up yet, so it is useless for you to be anxious.Eager for quick success, but the result is often haste makes waste. Fog filled the river: Ah Er next door?Who is he?Which company's boss?

Wei Xiaobao: Look, didn't I tell you just now?Ah Er hasn't grown up yet, how can he be the boss? There is a family on the left and right sides of my house.The neighbor on the left, his family's child is named Ada, who has grown up and recently graduated from MBA. He also wears a doctor's cap, looking very proud.As for the neighbor on the right, the child has just been born, and his nickname is Ah Er, and he is still breastfeeding in his mother's arms. But he said that Ah Da came home wearing a doctor's hat, and they envied Ah Er's parents very much. They rushed to ask Ah Da: "Hey, Ah Da, how did you become so promising? Tell us about it." , let our family Ah Er also learn a lesson."

Ada said: "My future is not a matter of a day or two. Look at me, I first went to elementary school. When I was in elementary school, I didn't know anything. I only knew that my parents would spank my ass if I didn't study, so I had to go to school." , this stage can be regarded as the stage of studying for my economic man. Then I went to middle school. At this time, I already had a sense of honor. I knew that a good grade is the minimum responsibility of a student, so I consciously studied hard. At this stage , it can be regarded as my social person stage. Then I went to university, and at this time I had to consider which major to choose to get the most benefits. At present, business management is a hot topic, so I chose MBA, which is a decision-making decision. stage, it can be considered that I have entered the era of decision-makers. In this era of decision-making, I have systematically mastered the knowledge of enterprise management and put forward my own research results, so I got an MBA degree.”

After hearing this, Ah Er's mother hurriedly said, "Ah Da, look, can you lend us your MBA thesis." Ah Da replied: "Of course." So Ah Er's mother trotted back home with Ah Er's MBA thesis in her hand, and hugged Ah Er when she arrived at home: "My dear son, come and see, this is the latest management science system, you learn it quickly, you have mastered it." You will catch up and even surpass Ah Da." Ah Er heard this, kicked his calf, grinned, and burst into tears. Wei Xiaobao: Do ​​you understand now?Westerners have been on the road of commercial economy for 300 years, but we have just started—no, we have not even started.It's like the left neighbor Ah Da has finished his MBA, and the second Ah Er of the right house has just been born, but the development of enterprises and the growth of people have their own internal laws, and it's not something you rush.

Mist filled the river: Mr. Wei, I disagree with your point of view. Wei Xiaobao: Oh? The fog is blocking the river: Mr. Wei, we have a history of 5,000 years of civilization and a Confucian cultural system that has sheltered the whole world. In the era when Westerners still gnaw bark and grass roots, our Chinese civilization has become the world's pride.Even now, countless Westerners are overwhelmed by our remarkable achievements in civilization. This is universally recognized. How can it be said that our civilization has just been born?If it is said that the civilization of Westerners is the newly born Ah Er, I might still believe it.

Wei Xiaobao: You're talking about Ah Er's father. Fog filled the river: What? Wei Xiaobao: By the way, let me add, Ah Er's father is a simple and honest farmer. Fog filled the river: Mr. Wei, I don't understand what you're talking about. Wei Xiaobao: You don't understand, that's because the story hasn't been finished yet: Ah Er, who was not yet full moon, saw the paper and burst into tears. This made Ah Er's mother very puzzled, so she ran to ask Ah Da: "Ah Da, is there something wrong with your management theory? Why is there something wrong with our family? After learning the second lesson, why don’t you cry non-stop?”

Ah Da laughed loudly after hearing this: "There is no problem with management theory, but your family's Er has not grown up yet, so there will be such problems when it is applied." After hearing this, Ah Er's mother said unhappily: "Ah Da, please don't be arrogant, your family is just a nouveau riche. I think back when your father was still gnawing bark and grass roots, we Ah Er Lao Dad has already established a brilliant Ah Er family culture. How much your dad admired our family culture back then, and he often came to our house to learn from it. This is recognized by everyone. And you Ah Da, dare to say that Jia'er has just been born, which is simply too infuriating."

Ah Da: "Ah Er's mother, Ah Er's father has indeed established a splendid Ah Er family culture, but this has nothing to do with Ah Er! If Ah Er wants to be successful, if he wants to be successful, he must I have to be like when I was a child, first breastfeed, then pee, learn numbers one, two, three, four, five, and Auntie Wu loves to learn to read and write, only in this way can Ah Er grow up." Ah Er's mother sneered after hearing this, and said, "Ah Da, you should give up on this idea. No matter how tempted you are, our family's Ah Er will never practice Ah Da Hua. We must insist on Ah Er being the body, Ada is useful, seize the opportunity, achieve extraordinary development, and let our family's second quickly catch up with Ada's level."

Ah Da: Halo! ......%—#¥% Wei Xiaobao: Fog blocks the river, why does your mouth open so wide?Beware of flies flying in. Fog Man Lan Jiang: Ah—ah, I think I understand Mr. Wei's meaning.Are you saying that our 5,000-year civilization is agricultural civilization, and management is the result of the era of industrial civilization and commercial civilization, so we need to learn from scratch, right? Wei Xiaobao: Well, you are very smart.
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