Chapter 21 2. The boss who fell into the cesspit

It is said that during the period of the Three Kingdoms, Cao Cao, the president of the Eastern Han Industrial Development Group Company, became more and more powerful. Yuan Shao, the former boss of the regional company, couldn't get used to it, so he registered his own new company and used the customer resources he had in his hands to compete with the Eastern Han Group for the market.Cao Cao was very annoyed when he heard the news, and immediately led the department managers and marketing elites to the south, preparing to launch an unprecedented commercial battle with Yuan Shao in Guandu.

Seeing that the market is at your fingertips, when Mr. Cao was satisfied, he set up a banquet to reward the department managers who contributed the most in this business war.Not long after, his stomach itch from drinking and his bladder tingled, Cao Cao got up to go to the toilet, not wanting to drink too much, dizzy, unsteady on his feet, and fell headlong into the smelly latrine, unable to climb even if he wanted to When they came out, they had to lie in the cesspit and moaned non-stop. The department managers didn't know that Mr. Cao had fallen into the latrine, so they poured wine on each other and quarreled non-stop.At this time, Yang Xiu, the manager of the Propaganda Department, also felt a little anxious, so he ran to the toilet and found Mr. Cao lying in the cesspit moaning. Yang Xiu was shocked and rushed out to call for someone.He happened to meet Xu Chu, the chief of the security section. After Xu Chu heard this, he hurriedly told Yang Xiu to keep silent, but he rushed straight into the toilet, plunged into the cesspit, pushed Cao Cao up with his shoulders and hands.

Then Xu Chu helped Cao Cao out of the toilet, and said loudly to the managers who came after hearing the news: "Thanks to Mr. Cao, you saved my life. If it wasn't for Mr. Cao, you personally took me out of the latrine regardless of the filth. If I fished it out, I, Xu Chu, must have been drowned in urine by now." Let him say this, as if Xu Chu was the one who fell into the latrine just now, and the excrement on Cao Cao's body was stained on his body to save Xu Chu. Dirty. After this incident happened, Cao Cao fired Yang Xiu on the pretext of not being able to work hard, but Xu Chu has since become Cao Cao's confidant.

When the boss falls into the cesspit, you must never be clean. Big taboo in the workplace: You can't be more perfect than your boss, and you can't be more capable than your boss! So now that even the chairman's mother has a lover, how can Wei Xiaobao's mother not?Unless he doesn't want to hang around anymore, he dares to say that his mother is a virgin from a good family. So Wei Xiaobao said with a grin, "Of course, my mother has dated too many men, let me tell you the truth, Chairman Kang, I don't even know who my father is. " When Kangxi heard this, he opened his eyes wide and asked "Really?" Then he laughed loudly, and Wei Xiaobao also laughed loudly.Wei Xiaobao's laugh was just echoing, while Kangxi's laugh was like a sigh of relief.Just now he couldn't help telling his mother's privacy, and immediately regretted it after he finished speaking, but now that Wei Xiaobao is similar to him, or even worse than him, the feeling of regret suddenly faded a lot, on the contrary I feel that everyone is the same, each other.

Hearing Kangxi's relieved laughter, Wei Xiaobao heaved a long sigh of relief.When the boss falls into the cesspit, you must never be clean.After your boss made a slip of the tongue and revealed to you his privacy that he should not have revealed, you must reciprocate and hand over your responsibility to the boss. Only in this way can the boss not be suspicious of you and trust you. After laughing, Kangxi said: "Wei Xiaobao, your mother is still more attractive, she has so many lovers, this is much better than my mother... By the way, didn't you just say that your mother always gives you A storyteller? Now I’m bored, tell me a story your mother told me.”

"Alright Director Kang," Wei Xiaobao cheered up, "Director Kang, today I will tell you a story about heroes in "Three Kingdoms" about green plums cooking wine."