Chapter 43 Section 2 The personality cult of the boss has become an obvious rule in the workplace

After some instruction from the boss Wang Lun, Du Qian and Song Wan suddenly realized a lot, as if suddenly enlightened.So by analogy, I followed the style of "Dictionary of Management Cant Words" and wrote a dictionary, but it was titled "Dictionary of Workplace Devils".It can be said that there are black words on the top and nonsense on the bottom.As a result, our corporate organization has evolved into a sitcom where you fool me and I fool you. Opening this wonderful "Dictionary of Workplace Devils", I saw that it says: [Boss] The so-called boss is: You are working hard to make money to support him, but it seems that he is working hard to make money to support you.

【Privilege of the Boss】Even if you don't make a mistake, the boss has the privilege to insult you - because sooner or later you will. [The first law of the workplace] There are two types of excellent employees: one works hard and the other works hard to please the boss. 【Second Law of Workplace】A competent person will work hard, and an incompetent person will pretend to work hard. [The third law of the workplace] Pretend to be busy anytime, anywhere, otherwise there will be other people who pretend to be busy and give you work. 【Employee relationship management】Employee relationship management is actually a two-way flicker: the boss fudges the employee's life, and the employee fudges the boss's salary.

【Competence】Four ways to demonstrate competence: ①Do it yourself if you are competent; ②Delegate to others if you are not competent; [Problem Solution] If your problem is delayed long enough, it will become someone else's problem; if someone else's problem is delayed long enough, it will become the company's problem; problems; everyone's problems, dragged on long enough, will disappear. [The most painful and more painful] The most painful thing in life is going to work; the more painful thing than going to work is overtime; the more painful thing than overtime is working overtime every day; the more painful thing than working overtime every day is working overtime every day... …

[Benefits of being lazy] Lazyness may make you feel unfulfilling at work, but it can give you a sense of accomplishment when receiving a salary. [The fate of an office worker] A person who studies for 20 years will become a philosopher, and a person who has been studying for 20 years will become a lunatic who is studied by philosophers. But he said "Sudden Law in the Dry Land." Zhu Gui looked at it and asked suspiciously: "Why do your problems disappear if you drag them on for long enough?" Du Qian thought for a while, and made an analogy, saying: "When you just When you go to the toilet, you will smell the smell, right? But when you squat there long enough, will you still smell the smell?” Everyone’s question drags on for long enough, and it will be like going to the toilet. It doesn't smell its smell for a long time-it seems to have disappeared.

"Workplace Devil Dictionary" was circulated in the office, and the author "touching the sky" Du Qian has since become the leader of workplace culture.No one is a fool, and everyone is competing to be the employee who pretends to work hard, the employee who pretends to be busy, and the employee who tries to please the boss.Wang Lun has been the boss for many years, and suddenly he was pleased by everyone, full of happiness. The personality cult of the boss has become an obvious rule in the workplace.Now, "Touching the Sky" Du Qian's greatest hobby is organizing and hosting meetings, and leading everyone to express their loyalty to their boss Wang Lun.He had a speech, which was copied everywhere like the "Dictionary of Workplace Devils".In this classic speech, he said: "The boss's request is our pursuit. The boss' intention is our direction. The boss's idea is our approach. The boss's encouragement is our motivation. The boss's encouragement is our motivation. Temper is our luck. The boss’ expression is our mood. The boss’ hobbies are our hobbies. The boss’s Xiaomi is our secret. The boss’s lover is our relative. Every little thing about the boss is ours. Big things. Think what the boss thinks, worry about what the boss wants, go through fire and water for the boss, and dedicate our youth like fools.”

"King Kong in the Cloud" Song Wan's loyalty to his boss is more reflected in his actions.He came first before the boss came to see who was sitting on the rostrum.The boss did not speak, he spoke first, and the patted microphone did not ring.When the boss spoke, he applauded, causing the audience to erupt.The boss tastes the food first to see if the food is cold.He comes to accompany the boss when he drinks, even if his stomach sags.When the boss sleeps, he stands guard, and he doesn't say who he sleeps with. At the end of the year, no matter the employees who work hard or those who try to please the boss, they are all rated as outstanding employees by the boss, and they both receive certificates and bonuses.

Only "Leopard Head" Lin Chong was not happy.He thought he had made great contributions, but he didn't expect to accept the award on the same stage with the flattering villains in the end.He felt extremely ashamed, so he went down the mountain alone, and went to Mrs. Gu's hotel to have a drink.Mrs. Gu is a hard-working and strong woman, also known as "the big worm" and "the tigress", but she has a very warm and cheerful personality. When she is busy, she will also come to chat with Lin Chong, which makes Lin Chong's lonely heart feel A little maternal comfort.