Chapter 38 In the second quarter, I want you to watch a good show of beating Jiang Menshen while drunk

But Wu Song was entrusted by Shi En, and thought to himself: "It's rare that Mr. Shi is so pleasing to the eye and thinks highly of me. Since I have promised him, I must not disappoint his expectations." Turning over, he thought: "He wants me to do something. He also spent a lot of painstaking efforts. First, he tried to trap me in misery and make me submit to his mercy. Then he gave me a lot of kindness, which made me grateful. I, Wu Song, is also a hero. You have to repay him well, and you can’t be called ungrateful.” Turning over, I thought again: “He has spent a lot of painstaking efforts, and I have to plan carefully, one is to repay his kindness, and the other is to take the opportunity to show off. My name is Wu Song." Tossing and turning like this for half the night, I fell asleep soundly in the early morning.

The next day, he said to Shi En: "Yesterday you said that Jiang Menshen is domineering, as if he is invincible in the world. I will go to meet him today, let him be superhuman, and let him experience my fist. Just have good wine. Zhuang Xing." Shi En said: "As long as there is good wine in Mengzhou City, my younger brother will bring it to my brother. Even if there is some in Tokyo, my younger brother can also rush to get it. I don't know what kind of good wine my brother wants to drink?" Wu Song said: "Brother Yu is not a rarity for famous wines from other places. You can go out of the city with me, and whenever you come across a hotel, you have to treat me to three bowls of wine. There is a special rule called 'There are no three things to look forward to'."

Shi En listened, thought for a while, and said: "From the east gate of Mengzhou to Happy Forest, at least there are fourteen or five miles, twelve or three hotels. If each store drinks three bowls of wine, the total It's thirty or forty bowls of wine. I'm afraid my brother is too drunk, how can he beat Jiang Menshen?" Wu Song said: "You don't know, if I have a share of wine, I will have a share of ability; if I have ten minutes of wine, I will be a great hero who can pull Nanshan Mountain. It is also in Jingyanggang that I drank eighteen bowls of wine before I have the courage to be magnificent. Kill that big tiger. Just do as I said, just drink all the way there, and I want you to watch a good show of getting drunk and beating Jiang Menshen."

Shi En thought to himself: "What he said seems to be reasonable. Since wine strengthens the hero's courage, I let him drink all the way. I secretly picked ten or twenty strong men and followed them from a distance. Good to accept." On the morning of the third day, Wu Song and Shi En left Anping Village and headed for the east gate of Mengzhou.After leaving the city gate, within three to five hundred steps, beside the official road, there is a signboard of a hotel called "Qidong Pavilion".The owner of the store had long been waiting, and there was a band playing flute and music there to add to the fun.The shop owner offered a bowl of wine, Wu Song drank a bowl of wine, and the band played drums.Three bowls of wine are three-way drum music.After drinking the wine and walking forward, there was another drumming.Not long after walking, there was another hotel, another three bowls of wine, and another three-way drum music.Walking all the way, there are more than fourteen or five miles, and there are more than ten hotels. Wu Song was very interested in drinking, and started singing and dancing on the road.The crowd watching the excitement along the way were amazed.

Look at noon, the weather is hot, with some breeze.Wu Song was six or seven points drunk, but deliberately pretended to be drunk and slumped. He staggered as if he couldn't control himself.The onlookers were all talking and laughing there.Shi En stopped everyone, and said to Wu Song: "The hotel at the T-junction ahead is where Jiang Menshen is. My brother is so drunk, do you want to come back another day?" Wu Song said: "Since we are here, I can just use my fists and kicks. You just wait here, and you will deal with the scene after I knock down that guy." Without any explanation, he rushed forward frantically.Walking through a forest, I saw a hotel. There was a POP advertisement at the door, with four characters "Heyang Fengyue" written on it.When I got closer, I saw a couplet again, saying: "The universe is big in the drunk, and the sun and the moon in the pot are long." Wu Song thought to himself: "My universe is big, but the sun and the moon are short."

Entering the door, I saw three large wine jars lined up by the wall, and a young and beautiful woman was sitting on the counter, who was Jiang Menshen's new wife.Wu Song staggered and sat down on the table, but he had an idea in his mind. "Boss!" Wu Song slapped the table and shouted, "Two cents of good wine!" The waiter went to scoop up a jug of wine from the wine tank.Wu Song took a sip, spit it out with a puff, and shouted: "It's like horse urine, where can I drink it? Get some better wine!" The waiter went to scoop up another pot of wine. Wu Song repeated his old trick and spit out the waiter. All over, shouted: "Where is the good wine? Are you bullying me?"

When the little woman saw it at the counter, she was going to have a fit.But the waiter wiped his face, and went over to persuade him: "The guest is drunk. Let's exchange a jug of good wine with him, so that we can make money through harmony." Pass the wine to the waiter. Wu Song heard it over there, and said in his heart: "The waiter in this shop is a good person, I can't make things difficult for him." But he pointed to the little woman and shouted: "Young lady is so beautiful, come and drink a bowl of wine with me!" The waiter at the side apologized Smiling, he said, "How to make it? That's our proprietress." Wu Song patted the table twice, and shouted: "What about the proprietress? When you enter the store, you are the customers, and your parents. Come and have a drink with me." What about the wine?"

The little woman couldn't bear it any longer, and cursed: "Where did you get that bastard, come here for a beating!" She grabbed a broom and rushed out from the counter.Wu Song had already rolled up his sleeves and rushed forward, grabbing the woman's front skirt with one hand and the broom with the other.The woman wanted to struggle, but how could she move?Wu Song grabbed the woman's waist with both hands, lifted it high, and threw it against the wall.The woman fell into the big wine vat like a cloud and fog, with a plop, splashing water all over the sky.Several waiters in the shop were dumbfounded, some fled in all directions, and some hurriedly reported to Jiang Menshen.

Wu Song rushed out the door, and saw a burly man with a swollen face. He said to himself, "This guy is Jiang's door god! He looks so vicious, how can he do business?" But he didn't dare to neglect, clenched his left hand, Flip backwards to protect the waist; hold your right hand up, then turn to the right, making a posture of shaking the sky.There are different teachings: when the fists rise, the clouds and thunder roar, and when the flying feet come, the wind and rain startle. Wu Song wants to reproduce the majesty of fighting the tiger, and teach Jiang Menshen a beautiful lesson.