Chapter 23 Section 4 Spring is a season prone to accidents

In a blink of an eye, the spring blossoms, and Pan Jinlian's mood is as bright as a spring flower. Sitting in front of the window of the attic every day, embroidering flowers and humming a tune, she can enjoy herself.However, spring is an accident-prone season after all.She looked up to see that it was already dusk, and she went to close the curtain as usual, but she missed and dropped the fork downstairs, hitting a man on the head in the street. The man was about to have a fit, when he looked up and saw a charming and beautiful woman, his anger immediately turned into tenderness.Pan Jinlian knew that she was not, so she hurried downstairs to apologize to the man.Just at this time, I saw Wang Po from the Fengyun Pavilion next door shouting with a smirk at the door: "Good beating! If you are such a sloppy villain, who will I beat if I don't beat you?" The man also laughed and said: "In that case, it's my fault!" As he said, he walked forward and couldn't help looking back seven or eight times.Seeing his reluctance, Pan Jinlian thought it was funny, and couldn't help laughing secretly for a while.

But the man who was hit by the stick happened to be the romantic and suave Ximen Qing.He sat up on the bed that night and thought: "I think I have lived in this Yanggu County for generations, and I have never seen such a beautiful lady, but I don't know who she is?" Because of lovesickness, spring nights are long." He was thinking wildly there, and managed to survive a long night.When I got up the next day, I was not in the mood, just wandering in the street.Suddenly raised his head, and came to the place where he met the beautiful woman again.After pondering for a long time, I came up with an idea, and went straight into the Fengyun Pavilion of Wang Po next door.

"Let me tell you that you are a villain!" Wang Po said with a smirk, "Leave your own wife alone, but covet other people's wife like a thief!" Ximenqing said: "People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat. My lady is as fat as a fat pig, and she is tired of looking at it." Readers who have read "Jin Ping Mei Ci Hua" know that he The family's wife, named Wu Yueniang, looks like a full moon, very plump. Wang Po said: "No matter how fat you are, she is still your wife. Do you want to change it?"

"It's innate for men to love beautiful women." Ximen Qing salivated and said, "Mother Wang, I know your son is worthless. If you love me and help me this time, I'm willing to raise you as my own mother. Help me set up a game, let me meet this beautiful lady, how about?" As he said, he took out a big silver ingot from his body and put it in Wang Po's hand. Wang Po immediately smiled and said, "You look like silver ingots, why don't I love you?" She suddenly discovered something, and opened the curtain by the window, just in time to see Pan Jinlian escorting Wu Dalang out, "Do you see?" ? The man who looks like the bark of a bark is the husband of that lady."

Ximenqing then sighed: "The saddest thing in the world is not not being able to meet a beautiful woman, but meeting a beautiful woman and her husband." This is like a business hunter who has finally caught a profitable target customer , but found that she had already been embraced by a competitor.Not reconciled, he sighed again and again: "Look at that man, he is too unsuitable for her! The fine horse goes away with the idiot, but the beautiful wife sleeps with the clumsy husband, God is too unfair!" Wang Po asked, "Are you really going to hook her up?" Ximenqing said, "It's true. I don't know if Madam Wang can do anything about it?"

Wang Po said: "Fortunately, you are a businessman! A man seduces a woman, just like a merchant seduces a customer. As long as you use your business experience on this lady, you are guaranteed to get what you want." Ximenqing said: "Forgive me for being ignorant for a moment, and ask Mama Wang for advice!" Then Wang Po said something, and she was indeed an old goblin in the mall and Guiguzi among women, but with just a few words, she aroused the madness of butterfly lovers and bees, and made an adulterous love affair.