Chapter 2 Section 2 My dad is "Li Gang"

But since Gao Yanei met Zhang, he seemed to have lost his soul and suffered from lovesickness. According to modern psychology, Gao Yanei's personality is faulty, and he is called a hysterical personality.The characteristics of this personality are: enthusiasm, self-willedness, love of vanity, bragging, instant gratification, love of impulsiveness, love of new things, pursuit of excitement, irresponsibility, vulnerability, and irrationality.A child with this personality, because of his enthusiasm and good at bragging, often makes adults think he is cute.When he grows up day by day, he will show his flirtatious side.Experts believe that in terms of the characteristics of hysterical personality keen on talking about love, it can be described as a natural love.

As Gao Qiu's adopted son, Gao Yanei's hysterical personality made him a willful, indulgent and irresponsible playboy.Seeing Zhang Shi now, because he loves her with all his heart, just like he used to, he must desperately possess her.Otherwise, his fragile heart will feel severe pain and discomfort like breaking a mirror. The entourage persuaded Gao Yanei: "There are so many women in the world, why are you obsessed with a Zhang family?" Gao Yanei said: "Have you seen it? How beautiful is that Zhang family! Do you know what beauty means?" The followers looked bewildered.

Gao Yanei said: "The beauty of a woman means that she is worthy of a man. And I am the man who wants to have the beauty Zhang." The playmates said: "You can't have wishful thinking between a man and a woman. If you want to get Mrs. Zhang, you have to be willing to do it! What's more, Mrs. Zhang has long been famous. Even if she is willing, there is still her husband Lin Chong, who is skilled in martial arts. Gao Qiang is not someone to be easily messed with." Gao Ya Nei jumped up against the case and shouted: "Lin Chong is not a man to provoke, so I am afraid of him? Don't forget, my father is Gao Taiwei Gao Qiu. I am a dignified Ya Nei, who am I afraid of? Not to mention a little Lin Chong, even Lin Chong's great-grandfather, I can twist his head off and kick him. If he is sensible, he should leave Zhang's far away and fulfill my good deeds with Zhang. It's like two competing male monkeys, the winning male monkey has the love of the female monkey, while the losing male monkey has no choice but to bow his head, or leave far away. As for that Mrs. Zhang, I naturally have the ability to get it her heart."

Look, Ya Nei is Ya Nei, and he opened his mouth and uttered two classic sentences.One of them is "My father is Gao Qiu", which has been passed down through the ages and evolved into "My father is Li Gang".The second is "I am a yamen, who am I afraid of", which was later revised into "I am a hooligan, who am I afraid of".Throughout the ages, all hooligans have always been arrogant, and the so-called yamen is a kind of hooligan with status. As the saying goes: "Hooligans are not to be feared, but they are cultured." Gao Yanei is not only a hooligan, but he can also come up with the theory of "male monkey and female monkey", so he can be regarded as an educated hooligan.When he rolled his eyes, he stared at a person.Then, as soon as I thought about it, I had a new idea.

But he said that the person Gao Yanei was eyeing was also one of his followers. His surname was Lu Mingqian, and he was the Marquis of the Palace Marshal's Mansion.The so-called Marquis of Yu is an attendant.Facts have proved that an attendant is not only a servile position, but also a servile personality.This Marquis Lu Yu usually served as Taiwei Gao's side, and in his spare time he was able to curry favor with Gao Yamen, so he could be called a typical example of an attendant. "Marquis Lu Yu," Gao Yanei called out, "If I remember correctly, you seem to be Lin Chong's good friend?"

Lu Yuhou responded, "Ya Nei has a good memory! I do have a little friendship with Lin Chong." Gao Yanei said: "Since you and Lin Chong are good friends, tomorrow we will go to the best hotel in this city to book a banquet and have a good friendship with Lin Chong. As for the money for the wine, it is naturally mine." Lu Yuhou asked, "Do you need me to say something to Lin Chong?" Gao Yanei said: "Your task is to accompany Coach Lin to eat and drink well, and not to go home drunk. As for what you talk about, it's up to you. In short, you have to hold Lin Chong for me, so that I have time to drink. Mrs. Zhang." The experience of picking up girls is like instant noodles, it needs to be hot like boiling water and the enthusiasm that gradually penetrates, of course, it also needs enough time.

Of course, just having time is not enough, there must be a suitable environment and hard work.Ample time, a suitable environment, and hard work make up the three elements of picking up girls.Now, Gao Yanei has time, and he is also good at picking up girls, where can he find an environment suitable for talking about love? If there is no environment, the environment must be created.This process of creating an environment is commonly known as making a game.When Lu Yuhou invited Lin Chong to have a drink at the best Fanlou Hotel in the city the next day, Gao Yanei took the opportunity to send another person, pretending to be Lu Yuhou's neighbor, to come to earn money from the Lin family's wife, Mrs. Zhang.The man reported that Coach Lin and Lu Yuhou got drunk and asked the lady to send a jar of apricot flowers that had been treasured for many years to the village as soon as possible.Mrs. Zhang immediately picked up the wine jar and followed the man to a magnificent place.That place is a bureau.Caught in the trap, Mrs. Zhang looked left and right, but did not see Lin Chong.

Hearing a creak behind her, she turned her head and saw a handsome young man flashing in the door, and then closed the door. "You, you, who are you?" Gao Yanei smiled and said: "I am the son of Gao Taiwei. I just want to have a meal with my wife because I love my wife. I don't have any malice." He didn't say "have a meal" but "have a meal", which seemed Lively and playful, it can win the favor of women. Mrs. Zhang was still in shock, and said coquettishly: "In broad daylight, how dare you deceive a woman from a good family!" Gao Yanei said: "Xiao Ke doesn't want to deceive the lady, it's just a matter of necessity."

"You! You! You!" Mrs. Zhang didn't know how to respond, and continued to blame in a panic: "You are so courageous!" Gao Yanei was silent for a while.Then he picked up the glass on the wine table and drank it all in one gulp.Then he said something that made Zhang's heart flutter: "What courage? Isn't it all because of admiration for a lady? If a man dare not even love a woman, what kind of man is he?"