Chapter 26 Chapter 26 Househusband

What is the best thing in the world to cheer up the tired heart of a single mother?In addition to the shocking confirmation that the protagonists of the US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and George Bush's sex tape are indeed the real ones, there is no doubt that the old woman is the mother. Completely removed. At first, I told the taxi driver to keep driving, so that I could not enter the house.Because it was so exaggeratedly clean and tidy, I couldn't even recognize that it was my home! The lawn has been trimmed, the fence has been tidied up, a few boxes have disappeared, and the weird gate has been painted a beautiful pink, ng!Even the banyan tree has been planted with cuttings and branches.

I was dumbfounded and forced myself to go in. After entering the door, I was surrounded by a warm feeling from the hallway, and there was also the smell of food coming from the kitchen.God!Could it be roast chicken and apple pie? "Honey." It was Roy, and he was wearing an apron. "Are you really baking?" My pulse quickens. "The children have finished their homework, and their uniforms are ready; I have changed the tires for you; I have read all the guarantees and filed them by category; the water in the water tank has been changed; Heating and air conditioning repaired; roof drains all leaves removed; IKEA furniture assembled; broken light bulbs replaced. Also, my clinic is closed and I'm still on Kilburn Street Rented a couple of studios so you don't have to put up with those animal stinks. I was thinking the extra space could be turned into a family room - knock down the walls and give the kids a little space and get you a room too The study. I mean, you're acting headmaster now, and I'm proud of you."

His smile was so sunny, and his eyes were bent into soft arcs. "The first thing you do when you become a principal is I write you a hundred times 'I must adore my wife and help with the dishes once in a while.'" I stared at my husband in disbelief.Now I opened my mouth, not knowing what to do, as long as I looked in his direction, I couldn't even close my mouth. "Look!" he went on, "men change." "My God! Did I hear something strange?" I replied, "Oh, I know, it's the sound of millions of women laughing to death." I squinted suspiciously, "You How long do you think this remarkable change can last? Roy, don't you know that I have seen your tricks?"

"Ha, that's just a trick to deal with women. Although no one really knows what kind of medicine is sold in that gourd, I will help clean up and be more obedient in the future. By the way, I know how to find G Dot, that cute little dot, so cute that I want to spend more time exploring it! I really love you so, let's start again! Huh?" He talked so fast that he could have been an auction salesman, and he was the one selling. "Loy, save yourself! I'm already immune to you." "Immune? Tsk! What am I? Flu?" I took off my coat, and he miraculously took it for me and hung it up.Then, he gently took me to the kitchen, unexpectedly, the stains were gone!He told me to sit down at the table, where the shiny cutlery was already neatly arranged on the clean tablecloth.

Where have we moved now?The town of Stanford in the movie "The Perfect Wife"? "Did you really go to that ex-prisoned playwright and threaten him with retracting his testimony?" I asked. "Yeah! Being stared at by a big Doberman pinscher, are you afraid he won't agree? That picture is really wonderful! However, I didn't do this for Jessie, I did it to prove how much I love you. Please Please..." He pleaded apologetically, "Could you please let me come back?" If his voice had long legs, he might almost kneel down! "Forgive me, Kathy." I shook my head quickly, not much, but firmly.

"Is it because of my invisible guitar? Or something else?" he asked nervously, bringing my dinner up. "Oh, no, it's nothing! It's just that after the babies are born, OK, I stay at home, but then I go back to work full-time, and you still expect me to continue to wash dishes, clean, and cook. In the evening, you Leaving the care of the children to me, of course I'm not happy after a long time, I feel like I've changed, I'm not like me anymore! "I'm out of sex! God, my pussy is drier than that flip-flop on the left of Mahatma Gandhi! But did you notice? No! That's why I said I'm going to go to counseling. And then, we all know that It's fucking working... Other than these little, tiny, insignificant things, I'm fine, I'm really, really fucking fine!"

I shoveled a fork full of food into my crampy mouth...damn it was so good my jaw was about to drop!I don't lie to you. Lowe is a bit intimidated. "Listen, as far as I know, being open about all your problems and admitting 'it's all my fault' is the only way to a happy marriage," he added mischievously. Is this what my husband said?He must have sneaked into a class on "How to Speak a Kind Word" or something!I looked at him suspiciously. "Kathy." He sat down across from me. "I know you want me to express my deepest emotions and share my feelings with you. I will, trust me, it's just that I'm a man so I don't understand. I It's because you don't know what's going on deep down... just for you, Kathy."

I look at him the way a turkey looks at a chicken farmer the day before Thanksgiving. "What were you thinking?" he asked. I was thinking: dinner is invincible and delicious! "My heart has left a scar thanks to your gift, and I have suffered through it." "I apologize to you," he said ruefully, "but can't it be considered a period of my physical escapades? I can't live without you, Kathy." He rolled his eyes and pretended to strangle My own appearance, "You can't leave me. Now I know what water temperature to use for a colored pair, so it's okay, right?"

I must be smiling at him right now because his expression is really happy. "I know she's ready to accept me!" He shouted to God, "I mean, she didn't give me too bad a look during the conversation just now!" Then, his smile conquered me, and that smile made him instantly cute. I stood up and pretended to throw something in the recycling bin, but really just wanted to get myself out of the reach of his charms, only to find that the empty milk carton had been put in the recycling bin instead of straight back into the fridge. I opened the fridge freezer, got a can of vodka, and saw there were ice cubes in the ice maker.He smiled at me again, and I had to dodge to the toilet again—the smell of soap filled the room.Not only were the floor tiles painted brightly, and the joints between the bricks were carefully filled with grout, but a new roll of toilet paper was also replaced.

Is the miracle out of control?Maybe even if I were parked side by side on the side of the road now, Roy would just be thinking about it, not daring to read a word. "I know I was dull, Kathy," he continued, watching me return to the dinner table with a stupefied look on my face, "My God! My beloved wife's family may have been killed by one of the 'Three Musketeers' It was ruined and I didn't know it because I was so focused on the football result the night before. I'm not good at expressing ideas, I'm not good at speaking, but there's always something else to do."

Then, he pulled me into his soft arms, the fresh mint smell between his teeth was like a child, and the clothes had the warmth of ironing.His hand on my hip felt so familiar and comfortable.He's like my favorite pair of jeans, faded into them, but slips right into them with ease. "I love you so much! If only I could be so sweet, Kathy. I know it sounds corny, but I'm really, really sorry for hurting you. To the kids too, Today I asked them to help tidy up the house, both of them are exhausted!" He took my hand and went upstairs to the children's room. The inside was tidy and clean, and even the doorknob was polished.Watching our babies sleep soundly under the covers, sweet dreams like moonlight on their faces, I walked back to the stairs, and he reached out and grabbed my hand, holding it tight. I leaned over and kissed him, which was hard to tell whether he was more surprised than me, and then he looked at me as if I were the crème brûlée and he was the spoon. "I want you!" Roy said.The tone of his voice made me feel like the heroine of a romance novel, eagerly bursting out of a long-sleeping feeling. My salivary glands raced and he kissed me, pouring out all his emotions.The stubble that had just grown on his face was so alluring that it tickled me so much, it made the nerves on the back of my neck twitch frantically.His hand slipped into the bottom of my skirt, and he whispered love words into my ears with his breath, every word and every word was endless admiration and love. And he also seems to have implemented a series of "Ai Kai Sandra Actions" starting with C, first "Commitment", then "Compromise", then "Communication", and then "Communication". Cleaning" (Cleaning). "Cleaning?" I was so surprised, but it was undeniable that I took a breath and smelled the pine fragrance of the skirting boards, and the thick layer of topsoil was no longer attached to the skirting boards. All this was intoxicating and pleasant. Roy kissed me, getting hotter and hotter.He nibbled on my neck carefully, causing my private parts to be moist and slippery, and the thick and slightly curly body hair and oozing stickiness wrapped around his fingers.He tore off my panties with all his might, and the thought of him looking at me naked gave me a ridiculous and embarrassing pain. Although he has seen me naked countless times - damn it!I even shitted in front of this man when I gave birth!But somehow, I just suddenly felt overwhelmed. His fingertips touched my clitoris, "Oh my god!" I gasped, "YES! YES!" I couldn't hold back and grabbed the button of his jeans, it was the famous Italian brand Versace, I noticed, I didn't buy it for him, but at this very moment, let's just assume it's a pair of polka dot hot pants. He pulled me away gently, his fingers came in and out regularly and violently, each time deepening, and then knelt down in front of me, teasing with his tongue.As the rhythm of pleasure intensified, the tightness became more tangled in my body, and my hand was in his hair, and I couldn't help but tremble with blood rushing and lust burning. I felt the orgasm slide down the runway, into the holding position, ready to take off.My ears were beeping, as if the tinnitus had just been relieved, obviously changing the direction.He lays me down on the super-vacuumed rug, spreads my legs with his body, and pushes me down. The inner OS situational drama started, I contacted the air traffic control center by radio broadcast, and the air traffic control listed the following checklist—— Does he value your pleasure more than his own?tick. Does his intimacy come from the heart?tick. Does he clean the house?tick. Did he stew the gravy?tick. Does he make you feel cared for, loved, respected and loved?Tick, tick, tick. OK, everything is ready for you to take off. Start the thruster engine.Hormone Houston, we're up! Time to call the lost and found.Findings: One orgasm.What a super orgasm that makes the whole body numb, the heart stops, and the legs become dizzy! Ghost ship Mary Celeste recovered; Missing female pilot Emily Earhart - finally found, alive and well; Bermuda Triangle, surveyed; Loch Ness monster, captured ; Yeti of the Himalayas, tamed.As for what square root the hypotenuse of a right triangle comes from... oh fuck you!What time is it, who cares about mathematics! ? The constant shaking in my heart made my thoughts chaotic, and I couldn't think until I forgot all my perceptions. "Fortunately, you are a woman who doesn't need much foreplay." Roy said badly, in a good mood. I barely opened one eye, my vision was blurry.Too indulging in the aftermath of mad love, I can't even breathe smoothly. "Just kidding! Okay! It's too early to be kidding, my kitty..." Roy smiled badly, and like a captive pirate, he picked me up from the ground, threw me on his shoulder, and carried me, who was naked and only wearing boots, to the room. The windows in the room are bright and clean, and there are flowers everywhere.He threw me on the bed, and I smelled the pleasant lemon scent of freshly laundered sheets, soft as snow, and… Oh!I was literally in heaven - the sheets were ironed! "Yeah!" I responded. We lingered once again, and went to Wushan again to turn the clouds and rain, uh... okay!I didn't just get my orgasm back once, oh my!I found it twice!I've waited so long, and I'm dying of longing, that even Krakatoa's volcanic eruption pales in comparison to mine. Sex in a marriage is... well... like when you start the windshield wipers on your car, it goes on and off and then you accidentally ignore it.Originally, you had forgotten its existence, and then it appeared again. Lying on a clean and flawless bed, in a home that just jumped out of a postcard, snuggling in the arms of a new and upgraded husband, accompanied by the sweetness and sweat of two people, making people feel at ease and comfortable, I am like a cat Stretched my waist -- after all, I finally don't have to endure real cats anymore! "In this way, I can always come back, right? You asked me to make some changes, and I agreed to some of them, but I will show you all of them." Roy promised. "Oh, wait a minute, I'm going to wash the dishes first." He was about to start having sex again, but suddenly stopped after a while, but my heart was still beating wildly! As he was going downstairs, the phone rang, the answering machine picked up, and I heard Bianca yelling on the other end of the line.Roy didn't pick it up, and I was even more satisfied.I laughed when I spotted him laying out basketball nets on top of the laundry basket so he could aim and drop clothes in. I must teach my son one thing - from now on, just do half of the housework, let your wife's heart hang in mid-air, waiting and looking forward, all Newton's gravity will roll aside. Ten minutes later, he came back, pulled me into his arms, and the impurities in my life were removed, and the past was sublimated. "Yeah! You can come back!" The peace in his heart softened the lines of his face, but it was before my but said, "However, I'm leaving for a while." "What?" He raised an eyebrow, "Why?" "The school board called over the weekend to say that I should officially take Shi Hao's place. However, the term of office will not take effect until after Easter. So until then, I will take a period of vacation. I have an urgent matter with my sister. If you have to talk about heart-to-heart matters, the children will trouble you! I counted, you haven’t told them for at least three and a half years: “Have you brushed your teeth yet?”, you haven’t helped them clean up the table after eating for at least five years, six Months out of line for rides, years out of a rain-soaked sports meet, and at least a decade out of sitting by the pool to be bored to death watching them compete in fun shallow-water hops and not win." "Oh, yes." Roy nodded shyly, "But when will you come back? We will get back together, right?" "Probably!" I said with reservations, "It depends on how you do it!" He then picks up where he left off, looking me in the eyes and saying he loves me as he caresses my favorite spot to be caressed. I looked back at him, lost in our kisses.Facing his strong body, I also want to express my love for him, but my thoughts are stuck in my throat. boring?呿!Couldn't be happier!