Chapter 91 11. The mysterious three-legged turtle

Among them, there are many three-legged turtles, and the eaters have no serious illnesses, and they may be swollen. —— "Shan Hai Jing Zhong Shan Jing" What is said here is that there are many three-legged turtles in the water, and eating their meat can prevent people from serious illnesses and can also eliminate carbuncles. The tortoise has three legs, and the characteristics are too obvious.Anyone at any age standing in front of this strange tortoise will exclaim: "My God, why is this man so virtuous, he doesn't even wear pants..." I understand, this river should be the place where men The place where they gather together to take a bath, so the number of three-legged turtles is relatively large.

A group of men got together to take a bath, and there were quite a few three-legged turtles, but the "swelling reduction" was obviously not aimed at men.This is a bit like the emperor's harem. There is such an iron railing, facing each other across the fence. On one side is the men's bathhouse, and on the other side is the place where the emperor drinks with his beautiful concubine. While drinking, the emperor pointed at the men in the bathhouse, right? The beautiful concubine, who is well versed in the sexual affairs of men and women, explained: "My dear concubine, is your body burning like fire now, with a pain that is about to explode? It doesn't matter, have you seen those three-legged turtles clearly? Wait a moment, I Take the three-legged turtle to reduce the swelling of Aifei..."

Then in this case, the innocent concubines will definitely say: "Your Majesty, I want that tall man with fair skin... No, I want that tall three-legged turtle with fair skin..." At this time, the emperor will definitely growl: "No, who came up with the bad idea to set up a lecture hall for adolescent female education in my harem? I announced the cancellation, and historians are not allowed to remember this matter..." But the historian secretly wrote it down, so we found the three-legged turtle in the book.