Chapter 31 Thirty one, slightly bizarre

National conditions: Dennis Hope, an American, discovered that the moon has not been occupied, so he established a lunar embassy to sell lunar land.How cool would it be to hang a lunar land certificate in the office, he explained!Since the opening of the business, it has made a lot of money every day and made a lot of money.A British couple was authorized to make £4 million. Miracle: In 1999, an abandoned baby girl was found in Jiangmen, Guangdong. The next year, she was adopted by the American Jim and his wife and named Meredith. Ten years later, little Meredith went online and met a girl with the same name and age as her. After exchanging photos, she was shocked that she looked exactly the same.After further investigation, it turned out that the two Merediths were abandoned babies adopted from China, and they were twins-good children thrown away by the Chinese were picked up by the Americans in this way.

Crap: When the economic crisis put a British design firm in trouble, it turned to a counseling firm for help.The famous psychologist David Smith secretly told them: As long as employees are allowed to go to work, all of them are naked, and the company's benefits will improve.What is surprising is that since this trick was used, the company's business volume has changed from the decline and is thriving. Instead of laying off staff, the company has hired two new designers due to the large business volume! Bad habits: Philosopher Russell flew on a plane, asked to smoke, was banned.Russell was furious and said: I will die if I don't smoke.I got angry and went to the back cabin to smoke secretly. While smoking, the plane bang, was overturned by the strong wind, and sank to the bottom of the water.Russell climbed out from the back door of the cabin with a cigarette in his mouth and saw that the passengers in the front cabin were all dead... Don't change yourself easily, even if it is a bad habit, it is still a part of you after all.

Success: Who is most popular with the public?Dr. Steven Rubenser studied 41 U.S. presidents and found: Pompous, stubborn and short-tempered, with a touch of slovenliness, a messy desk, manipulative, and never listened Advice, bossy and blatant liars... co-workers and neighbors hate such people, but once they go out in the public, they are a hit. Bad luck: 60-year-old Whitaker is known as the luckiest person in the world. He used to be the owner of a construction company and won the largest prize in Powerball lottery history with $300 million.So he began to squander this windfall, drinking, fighting, gambling, molesting women, drunk driving, etc., his apartment and car were often stolen, and his granddaughter died strangely and suddenly three years ago, as if he was plagued by bad luck .Finally nothing, reduced from a billionaire to a beggar.

Anxiety: Qiu Fupin, a first-level disabled revolutionary soldier in Binhai County, was poisoned by eating poisonous sugarcane dropped by the enemy during the war. After being rescued, he was sent back to his hometown. The long years of years.However, the 85-year-old Qiu Fupin suddenly spoke and recovered his hearing because the tomb of the martyrs had been in disrepair for a long time and the walls were dilapidated. Love: American murderer Randolph Dyer escaped from prison for ten years. When he was arrested, the police found a bed, randomly placed photos, letters and other items in his trailer.And the affectionate love letter from the warden's wife to the prisoner: "The first night without you is unbearable, I want to laugh with you, do things with you, sleep with you... because I love you." It turned out that the warden's wife fell in love with the prisoner and lived together for ten years after helping him escape.

Beauty Contest for Priests: In order to reverse the stereotype that nuns are all old and serious, Rengi, a priest and moral theologian in Naples, Italy, announced that he will hold a beauty pageant for nuns. At least a thousand nuns are expected to sign up for the competition.According to regulations, the age of the contestants must be between 18 and 40 years old, whether they are full-time preachers of the church or new nuns, all are welcome to participate.Father Lunji believes that nuns are more or less marginalized in the church.Through this competition, their contribution can be more known.

Hypermemory: At present, 4 adults with "hypermemory" who have "encyclopedia"-like memory have been found in the world.Jill Price, a 43-year-old woman in the United States, was the first person to be found to have "hypermemory". She is a school administrator in Los Angeles, USA. She can remember what happened every day in her life since 1980. Anything big or small, but this "talent" made her suffer.Jill also published a new book "The Woman Who Can't Forget", revealing her legendary story. Madman: 66-year-old British retired technician Strivers has nothing to do, but actually builds a nuclear fusion device in the bedroom of his house in South Wimbledon.This experiment is quite dangerous, because once the nuclear reaction starts, it cannot be stopped, not to mention the possibility of radiation leakage and energy dissipation causing a nuclear explosion.But the police decided not to investigate, because several physicists assured that there was absolutely no way that Strevans' experiment could cause nuclear fusion.

Spoils of war: During the Opium War, the British army captured the Dagu Fort in China and captured two heavy artillery pieces.The two guns were shipped to England and the copper was melted down to make the Victoria Cross.Since 1856, 1351 medals have been awarded so far. China and Japan fought for the first time. In 1874, Japan attacked Taiwan.At that time, the Japanese Navy was not built and had no warships.The army went to Britain and the United States to rent warships, but the United Kingdom and the United States refused.The Japanese army bought two merchant ships, disguised them as warships, and set off.After landing in Taiwan, he contracted fever and died hundreds of people.And double the Huai army came, so the Japanese army negotiated.At that time, Emperor Tongzhi of China insisted on rebuilding the Old Summer Palace, and no one would listen to his persuasion. Falling into civil strife, he could only seek peace, and instead paid Japan 500,000 taels of silver.

Zhang Zuolin once said to the education circle: You teachers should pay attention, Germany says they are good at science, but the country is subjugated (Germany was defeated in World War I).The Russians say they are good at doctrine, but they can't even eat bread. How many people died of starvation?So when you are teaching students, you must not go astray. You must read the Four Books, Five Classics, Three Kingdoms, and other countries carefully... The history of Europe is the history of aristocracy.The history of China is the history of emperors.The emperor of China was desperate for extrajudicial privileges, and this request received the utmost understanding and support.However, European emperors were restrained by nobles and had to show a very high demeanor and dignity.For example, in 1781, Emperor Joseph II of Austria dedicated his life to abolishing serfdom, and left an epitaph after he failed: This king was pure in heart, but unfortunately died of failure... This is unimaginable in China.

At the end of the Yuan Dynasty, Lu Zhen, a general of Zhang Shicheng's department, fought bravely, and Chen Shuzhi, a scribe, wrote a poem: "Later, Jiangzuo's heroic biography was passed down, and he was also the family of Huaixi Baoxiang."Seeing that the brocade robes are in full swing, don’t be surprised that the Yue girl is picking lotus flowers... I don’t want Lu Zhen to be an old man who doesn’t understand poetry. After hearing the explanation, she became furious and said: I bleed and die for the king because I am loyal to the king. What does this have to do with women?That Chen, you wait, I will kill you...

Wei Cai: Cao Cao admired a man named Wei Zhong very much, and said: Anyone may betray me, but Wei Zhong will not.As soon as he finished speaking, Wei Zhong betrayed him.Cao Cao was angry: Even if he went to heaven and earth, I will capture Wei Zhong and tear his body to pieces.Soon Wei Zhong was arrested by him.Cao Cao couldn't bear to do it, and said: Wei Zhong is a talent after all, and finally released and appointed Wei Zhong...Employing people is using talents, and virtue is unreliable. This is Cao Cao's wisdom. Chaos: There's a Bestseller That's Enduring in Japan: .The slogan put out by the publisher: "In times of chaos, learn from me how to be a human being" - the times are chaotic because of our turmoil.Disturbance is because we lack the ability to control ourselves, allowing desire to push us, like duckweed.Unless we can get rid of distracting thoughts, we can find ourselves in the complicated illusion, and stay in calm and serene.

President Kennedy of the United States was killed, and reporters frantically chased after Kennedy's wife Jacqueline. Jacqueline hid in the villa and resolutely refused to let reporters take pictures.But one day, Jacqueline went out and hurried to the front of the car, but the bodyguard did not open the door quickly, but slowly looked for the key, and the reporter took the opportunity to go up and shoot wildly.It turned out that the reporter bought the bodyguard with money and deliberately provided the opportunity to take pictures... There is no difference in human nature, it is just like this. Giant villain: In the Qing Dynasty, people said that the three characters on the plaque of the main hall of the Tribute Tribute Courtyard in Shuntianfu Township, up to the three characters of court, were inscribed by the traitor Yan Song of the Ming Dynasty.The minister went up and asked to change the character of the treacherous minister.Qianlong readily followed and ordered the ministers to write plaques.Comparing the words of the ministers with Yan Song's, Qianlong was immediately discouraged.Gein, none of the characters written by so many people can compare with Yan Song, so in the end, he had to let the traitorous characters hang in the high hall... Power traitors stand but not fall, and there is an inherent reason for it. People's hearts: Song Renzong once asked Fan Zhongyan: Do gentlemen also form parties?Fan Zhongyan replied: At the border, those who can fight are together, and those who cannot fight are together.Automatic classification, no knot and party.This sentence led to Fan Zhongyan's exile.Because since the emperor asked you, he is already doubting you.The so-called dragon has reverse scales and people's hearts are unpredictable, because everything you do will be subjectively deconstructed by others. No matter how hard you try, you will not be able to please everyone after all. Wen Zhongzi said: There is no profit for those who deceive people.There is nothing to gain.It means that there is nothing more confusing than interest. There is a problem with interest. If you don't pursue it, you won't get it.Therefore, the prosperity of life is all for profit, and everyone has to try their best to fight for fame and fortune.But Wen Zhongzi also said: Once you compete with the masses, interests are no longer interests.On the contrary, what is ignored by the public has become an interest instead.Therefore, it is wise to gain without fighting. Rules: In the early years of the Republic of China, Peking University had only male students and no female students. After Cai Yuanpei became the principal, he began to admit female students.Someone questioned Cai Yuanpei: Why didn't he ask the Ministry of Education for such a big matter as recruiting girls?Cai Yuanpei replied: Because there is no prohibition against recruiting girls, there is no need to ask for instructions... What is not prohibited by law is allowed. This is the spiritual concept of the masters in the Republic of China era, and it is also the basic rule of social games. Da Qi: He is not as young as you think, born in 1958.His only hobby is painting, but he seems to have difficulty concentrating and is at a loss about life. Just because the classmate sitting next to him is taking the exam for the art department, he also follows suit.After graduating, he worked in an advertising company until he was 40 years old. He found out that he had bone cancer. He was finished, so he started to do what he liked. Since then, his name has been known to everyone. Jimmy, you have read his picture books. The richest man: Wu Bingjian, a native of Canton during the Qing Dynasty. During the Manchu Qing Dynasty, the country was closed to the outside world. The Wu family won the right to trade with foreign countries and became the richest man in the world.There was an American businessman who owed him $70,000 and could not repay him, so he became a homeless man in the Qing Dynasty.After Wu Bingjian learned of this, he tore up the IOU. The Americans were inexplicably grateful and named a ship after him.After the Opium War, the imperial court forced Wu Bingjian to repay part of the foreign compensation, so he went bankrupt and died in Guangzhou. Sacrifice: Ma Chaojun, a member of the Kuomintang, studied abroad in the late Qing Dynasty, seeking the road to a strong country, met Sun Yat-sen, and Sun Yat-sen persuaded him to make a revolution. Ma Chaojun asked: When will the revolution succeed?Sun Yat-sen replied: It will take 100 years.Ma Chaojun asked again: How many people will be sacrificed to engage in the revolution?Sun Yat-sen replied: 200 million people will be sacrificed... The question and answer between Ma Chaojun and Sun Yat-sen took place in 1904. One hundred years has passed, and I still don't know if the number of sacrifices is enough. At the end of the Sui Dynasty, Li Gui, a strong man, was called King of Daliang according to Hexi.At that time, the people were famine and asked for relief. Li Gui was going to open a warehouse to provide relief.But the experts around Li Gui objected, saying: The national treasury is prepared to deal with the crisis, so what does it have to do with the common people?The weak ones were starved to death, and the strong ones left were more patriotic... Li Gui obeyed, but lost the hearts of the people, and was captured and beheaded by Li Yuan.It turned out that those experts had already applied for green cards with Li Yuan. During the Southern and Northern Dynasties, there was a queen named Yuan who often asked the emperor for money to subsidize her family.Every time her request was met, the queen suspected that the emperor didn't love her anymore, otherwise why would he always agree to herself?She deliberately asked for a lot of money, and the emperor gave it, so the queen thought that the emperor must not love herself, otherwise why would she give so much money?In this way, the empress was so worried that she died... Suffering, joy and sorrow are all caused by the state of mind.Yu is strongly dissatisfied with her husband's playfulness.In order to control Yuan Shikai, the Yu family asked Yuan Shikai for money. When Yuan Shikai became angry, he scolded the Yu family.Yu was angry and went back to his hometown, and his son Yuan Keding also went back to his hometown to accompany his mother, but he fell off his horse and was injured, so he went to Germany to see a doctor.When he met German Emperor Wilhelm, the German emperor begged Yuan Shikai to be emperor, and the great powers also begged Yuan Shikai to become emperor. Recruiting, recruiting and then counter, recruiting again, every time you recruit, you will be promoted.Liu Bowen couldn't stand it anymore, so he went out of the mountain and built a city wall to trap the pirates to death.Fang Guozhen really wanted to be poor, so he went to the capital to bribe officials. After the officials received the money, they partnered with Fang Guozhen to engage Liu Bowen, and Liu Bowen had to resign...Liu Bowen played military skills, and Fang Guozhen played mind-eye strategy. No wonder Liu Bowen would suffer. Lin Qingxuan, he heard that modern society is under great pressure and the suicide rate is rising. He said in disapproval that when he was young, he had 18 children in his family, and he ranked 12th.Grab food every day.There are too many children for the father to recognize. One day he met his father outside, and the father asked: Whose child is this? Why does he look so familiar?Lin Qingxuan said: I am your son.Father just didn't believe it... Lin Qingxuan finally asked: If young people fall to this point now, how many times will they die: Qianlong went to Zou County, Shandong Province on a southern tour.A scholar, Liu Yuande, filed an impeachment petition: Shandong was flooded, and the local officials embezzled all the money and food for disaster relief.Qianlong was furious and said: "The magistrates are the parents of the common people. How can you tolerate such unruly people who dare to sue their parents?"The complainant Liu Yuande was severely punished, and all the corrupt officials called him Shengshi Mingjun.The strange thing is that the common people also praised it, which is really strange... Back road: During the Republic of China, Xia Anxiu and Zhang Jimin, students from Hubei, were admitted to Peking University and went to Beijing by train.A young boy, one person occupies two seats, and a passenger wants to ask them to make way, but the two refuse, and even stain the other person's clothes.The other party had nothing to do with them, so they had to leave angrily.When they arrived at Peking University, the two were suddenly dumbfounded. The person they refused to give up their seats on the train was their teacher... After that, the two brothers had a tragedy, and they resigned at the failing line: Iraqi Vice President Abdul- Mahdi, who decided to resign, protested overstaffed government agencies and called for a streamlined cabinet.According to the news, the Iraqi cabinet currently has about 50 ministerial positions, which is more than the previous cabinet... This news tells us that the reduction of staff to increase efficiency and the diversion of laid-off jobs are not aimed at the people at the bottom, but at officials with big bellies.If you can't do it, please leave.Iraq finally ushered in a comrade-in-arms: a dog named Cobb, who recycled fishing nets in Newfoundland, was sold to the UK, and the UK gave it to Ceausescu in Romania. .Ceausescu liked the dog so much that he awarded him the rank of colonel, and the Romanians respectfully call him Comrade Kaub.Comrade Cobb was scratched on the nose by a cat in the hospital, and as a result, the hospital was demolished to the ground overnight.Later, Ceausescu was executed by the people, and Comrade Cobb disappeared. Post poems.Qiu Nvxia was very angry, so she raised her sword and went to Tianjin, but she was shocked when she met her. The woman turned out to be a stunning beauty, and her real name was Lu Bicheng.Afterwards, Qiu Jin returned the name of Bicheng to the other party, traveled east to Japan, and returned to justice.After the Republic of China, Lu Bicheng was hired by President Yuan Shikai as a confidential secretary. Despair: At the beginning of 1941, Jiang Weiguo accompanied He Yingqin to inspect the Xi'an army, and the inspection time was 5 o'clock in the morning.At 1 o'clock in the morning, I heard the wake-up call in the barracks. Jiang Weiguo was very strange. After asking, he found out that the division headquarters told the regiment headquarters to get up at 4:30, the regiment told the battalion at 4 o'clock, and the battalion told the company at 3 o'clock... Finally, it was 1 o'clock in the middle of the night. Blowing the bed bugle at 1:00, let the soldiers stand on the playground for most of the night, Jiang Weiguo was desperate at that time, such self-depletion and torture, how could he be the enemy's opponent... Student: Xu Shichang, once served as the president of the Republic of China, his family was impoverished, and he was still accused by the Congress of arrogance and selfishness, so he resigned sadly.In 1938, the Japanese asked him to come out as a traitor, but he refused.So the Japanese asked his disciple Jin Liang to come to him.Jin Liang said: Teacher, it is for your own good to let you go out of the mountain.Xu Shichang was angry: You are too stupid!Jin Liang yelled: "Teacher, you are so stupid!"Xu Shichang was so scolded that he burst into tears... Tofu project: During the period of the Republic of China, the Japanese and Russians invaded Northeast China and built railways in Northeast China, and the Chinese themselves also built railways.An official went to the Northeast, took a train and entered the section of the road that China was responsible for building, and suddenly found two pigs fighting on the railway, and the driver honked his horn urgently.Guess what?You will never guess—the train overturned, and the two pigs were safe... The officials at the time commented: This shows that the Chinese are sloppy in doing things...