Chapter 6 6. Microworld

Lost property: During World War II, Teddy, a British naval officer, demonstrated the throwing rope for the sailors. With a strong shake, the gold watch on his wrist flew into the sea.Teddy asked divers to help salvage, but found nothing, and finally had to fill in the lost and found list at the Port Authority.In the blink of an eye, 67 years have passed. The Port Authority dredged the port, fished out a gold watch, checked the list, and sent it to the 90-year-old Teddy. The return of the lost property 67 years ago reveals the inner spiritual strength of a country. Wisdom: Putin opened a column in a magazine and wrote: The larger the organization, the more intense the struggle.These contradictions are all caused by people chasing their own interests. Looking at this sentence, we can know that politicians must have a deep insight into human society and have their own mature political ideas.On the contrary, politicians will only talk about far-sighted empty words, and dare not face the real contradictions directly, because politicians lack the ability to solve problems.

Foreign land: The British property law stipulates that if a person has occupied a piece of unowned land for more than 12 years without dispute, that piece of land is his.The homeless Harry Helovis built a small shack in the forest, and 12 years later acquired the title to the land the size of the shack.At this time, a rich man happened to come to build the palace, and there was a lot of excitement. The rich man offered 2 million pounds to buy the homeless man's shack, but was rejected. As a result, the palace had to live next to the shack. Politics: Li Ao... don't talk about his people, just the stories he told: Mrs Thatcher was in power in the UK, and she was having dinner with the Home Secretary. on the head.Mrs. Thatcher immediately got up, hugged the frightened waitress, and said: Don't mind, we all make mistakes... Li Ao said: The waitress needs comfort more than the Secretary of the Interior, and the public needs care more than officials. politics.

Political dignitaries: A female citizen of Norway received an obscene text message from Prime Minister Bondevik on her mobile phone.It turned out that the Prime Minister of Norway got his mobile phone number wrong and sent an obscene text message to an unknown woman's mobile phone.Later, a spokesman for the Norwegian Prime Minister's Press Office had to admit that it was the Prime Minister who sent the message.The prime minister apologized and promised nothing like it would happen again. Department: Norway bought a bulletproof car for the prime minister, but they didn't want to. After the car was bought, the Norwegian traffic management department notified the prime minister that the car was overweight and could not be used on the road.A spokesman for the prime minister said: "We hope this issue will be resolved within a week or two.So how to solve it?It is to "slim down" this car, which means reducing its safety protection equipment.This is the case in Norway. Before the law, the prime minister has to admit defeat.

Sales promotion: Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg, when he came to Beijing, went to Carrefour supermarket and loudly promoted Norwegian salmon to customers.He said: Norwegian fish is delicious, I like it very much.The Norwegian side revealed that the president will continue to do this kind of sales until the end of the year.The dignified president personally promoted the strange fish and won the hearts of the people. Head drop: There is a company in France that sells witchcraft dolls in the shape of President Sarkozy. Customers can prick the dolls with needles and cast spells.Sarkozy was depressed about this, and sent a lawyer's letter asking the other party to be a spoof, but the other party ignored it.Sarkozy had no choice but to allow the public to lower their heads on him, nothing else, it was just the French who put power in a cage, and even the president had nothing to do with it.

Unambiguous: Before World War II, Heller, a 19-year-old American sailor, met a girl he liked in France and was invited to her home to have dinner with her parents.After the meal, Heller found that the wallet was missing, and had to leave in a hurry due to time constraints. 57 years later, French housewife Louise bought an old sofa, opened it and saw the old wallet, and Louis returned the wallet to the old man Helle according to the clues in the wallet—a lost property returned after 57 years. Hedge: German congresswoman Friedrich, laid off at the age of 55, unable to support her family.So I wrote more than 100 cover letters and submitted them, all of which were rejected.Only one department store owner would pay her to go on vacation with her, but he wouldn't hire her.In desperation, Friedrich finally became a street cleaner—officials and national interests are eternally opposed, and if officials are miserable, the country must be strong.If the officials are happy, the country must be miserable.

Man: The female director Franny was walking on the streets of London when she was suddenly held down by a few young and Dangerous boys.Franny called for help urgently, and saw a bicycle man rushing over quickly, fighting the young and Dangerous boy, and rescued the beauty Franny.It turned out that the man on the bicycle was not an ordinary laid-off worker, but Boris, the mayor of London. He has no bus, no police car to clear the way, and he has to spend his energy to save beautiful women. This imperialism is really terrible. Conceit: Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said in a speech: Young girls, have ambitions, marry a rich old man, don't wait, wait for the old man... A reporter asked him if he was serious.Berlusconi replied: Of course it is serious. Look at me, I am handsome and rich. Many women want to marry me. They lined up outside my door... Such an inexplicable person can become The Prime Minister of Italy knows that democracy is originally a mediocre game.

News: Former Japanese Prime Minister Hatoyama said that the new Prime Minister Naoto Kan is "ten times or even a thousand times smarter than me"... Such an exaggeration, let us know that politics is not sacred.No matter who they are, they are just eating and drinking men and women who make a living together. Their words and deeds have no influence on the people at all.There has never been any "correct politics" in the world, only corrupt politics without supervision and enlightened politics with effective supervision. Splurge: Elvis took his private jet from Memphis, Tennessee to Denver, Colorado in 1976. After getting off the plane, he bought a hamburger and flew back. The hamburger consumed a total of 5,500 gasoline gallon.

Get jobs: To achieve our goals of full employment, improved housing, and good education, to renovate our cities and improve our rural areas, to protect our environment and improve our quality of life, for all these things and more, we must Hurry up and press on—on January 20, 1969, Richard Kennedy was sworn in as President of the United States and delivered the above inaugural address. Saint: Nelson Mandela, who fought for South Africa's independence, has been hailed as a saint.But he refuses to admit it.For this reason, he specially wrote a book: "Dialogue with Myself", which revealed a lot of his little-known personal embarrassments: poor grades when he was a child, and failed many homework in college.The most important thing in the book is that he denied the beating of his wife, and argued that it was not he who beat his wife, but his wife who beat him... It doesn't matter who beats whom, what is important is that he admits that he is a human being.

High-risk occupations: Six U.S. presidents met the same mysterious fate: Thomas Jefferson, the third, died of poverty; James Monroe, the fifth, died of poverty; Andrew Jackson, the seventh, died of poverty; The eleventh James Polk, died poor; the thirteenth Millard Fillmore, died poor; the twenty-eighth Woodrow Wilson, died poor . . . In the United States, the presidency has become a high-risk occupation. Benefit: The civil service system in the United States has just reached China's Han and Tang Dynasties, and there is no life tenure, so there is no such thing as retirement.The most important thing is not to think about serving as an official and reforming one side. The fewer achievements and projects, the more stable people's lives will be.Whatever an official does, it will inevitably hurt the people.Therefore, the duty of American officials is to seize the opportunity to show their faces on TV, so that it is easy to find a new job after being dismissed...

Attack: President Roosevelt went to North Africa, escorted by the destroyer Porter. While traveling, the Porter suddenly slammed and fired a torpedo at Roosevelt's battleship.Roosevelt was overjoyed and desperately pushed his wheelchair to the side of the ship to see the torpedoes. Fortunately, the battleship turned in time and Roosevelt escaped with his life.It turned out that the torpedo operator of the Porter was nervous for a while and fired the torpedo by mistake. As a result, he was sentenced to 14 years in prison, but Roosevelt asked for amnesty, showing a kind of tolerance.