Chapter 108 5. Attack Cuijiabao at night

However, Chong Zhen received Wei Zhongxian's resignation report as soon as he sat on the dragon chair.At that time, Chongzhen was full of surprises: "So, Boss Wei is also afraid of me?" Since he was afraid, it was easy to handle. The resignation report must be sent back first, and the resignation is not allowed.Here, comforting Wei Zhongxian with good words, Emperor Chongzhen squinted at Jin Yiwei, his heart beating drums - will this evil star listen to his own words? While hesitating, he suddenly smelled a strange fragrance. When the fragrance came, Emperor Chongzhen suddenly felt unwell and his legs went limp.In an instant, he was out of his wits and knew what was going on with the fragrance.

This fragrance was developed by Wei Zhongxian organized by the best biological scientists in Ming Dynasty at that time, and its effect is very terrifying.Men smell it, but women can't stand it.Women smell it, but men can't stand it.Men and women smell it, and the bed can't stand it.Buried in the ground, the earth can't bear it... In short, Ming Xizong ate this stuff at the beginning, which caused his whole body to become erect, his skin was stretched and cracked, and he died of pleasure. Just imagine how Chong Zhen would not be frightened when he smelled this thing? If a man with a normal body smells this medicine, he will lose his mind and become a beast, that is inevitable—but Chong Zhen is not a normal man.

In fact, not only Chongzhen, but also his elder brother Zhu Youxiao, who witnessed their biological mother being tortured and killed when they were so naive, and then fell into the hands of the torturers themselves, wantonly ravaged and slaughtered, will inevitably Damage to its normal sexual psychology and sexual function.If after being subjected to such inhuman and cruel abuse, he can still maintain normal sexual psychology and sexual ability, how can it be embarrassing for a man who grew up in a warm environment? Therefore, when a normal person smells the fragrance of this aphrodisiac, his blood vessels will swell, his breathing will be short of breath, his cheeks will be flushed, his hands and feet will be soft, and his IQ will quickly fall back to the prehistoric era.At that time, people will mistakenly think that they are a male beast in heat, roaring and running around on all fours, searching for the opposite sex all over the world.But Chongzhen smelled this smell, but felt his stomach turning, tinnitus, dizziness, yellow tongue coating, tears in his eyes... In short, everything was wrong.

Suppressing the overwhelming sadness in his stomach, Chongzhen called a little maid over and asked, "What is this smell? Why is it so bad?" Of course the little maid knew what it was like, seeing the emperor asked her in person, she immediately felt coy, her cheeks flushed, and she said: "Your Majesty, this... is an old recipe in the palace, everyone knows it." Chongzhen didn't realize at all that he shouldn't ask a girl this question at all, and he didn't notice the little girl's shyness, but ordered coldly: "Go, call me the eunuch in charge, I want Let him burn these rotten things all at once!"

The little maid was terrified, turned around and ran away as if flying. It didn't matter if he escaped, Chongzhen himself called the eunuch in charge and told him to burn all the aphrodisiacs immediately.After finishing this matter, Chong Zhen went back to his room to sleep.The officials also went back to their homes, closed the doors, and whispered to their wives: "I think the current emperor...he seems...a little...how should I say it? Our fate is not good. We didn't play like him when we were young. He has been abused before, so I really can't figure out what he is thinking..." While speaking, there was a series of earth-shattering knocking on the door outside.

The sound of slamming the door happened at the home of Cui Chengxiu, minister of the Ministry of Construction.The gatekeeper's family hurriedly came to report: "It's terrible, the emperor sent Jin Yiwei to get you." It is not an exaggeration to say that the doors and walls of our house are solid. If the people inside don’t open the door, the people outside will be less than three hours away, so there is no way to rush in. Ignore them and let them in. Smash it outside, put up lanterns and festoons for me, let's set up a super big PARTY..." As a result, Jin Yiwei outside slammed the door like crazy, Cui Chengxiu ignored it, just put up lights and festoons, listed out Chinese clothes and delicacies, and had a gleeful drink with his lovely wife and concubine.At dawn, Jin Yiwei, who was half dead from exhaustion, finally rushed in, only to find that the entire family had been hung from the beams of the roof, turning into cold corpses.

A few days later, the imperial court issued a notice that more than a dozen pregnant palace ladies were pulled out from the sandwich wall of Cui Chengxiu's house.After verification, these women were all under Wei Zhongxian's instigation to make their bellies bigger.What is the purpose?It was Wei Zhongxian who planned to murder Chongzhen, and then said that the children conceived by these pregnant women belonged to Ming Xizong, so that Wei Zhongxian could justifiably seize state power... Regarding this incident, the history books are well-organized and completely recorded. In reality, however, this rhetoric is sheer nonsense.

——It's not that Wei Zhongxian doesn't deserve to die, but that no matter how stupid he is, he can't be this stupid. Chongzhen has already ascended the throne, so he thought of looking for a few pregnant women.Then again, Wei Zhongxian didn't make these women's stomachs bigger by himself, right?Who are these men?where are they The testimony concerning this confirmation of Wei Zhongxian's death crime is purely a woman's illogical thinking, and her nonsensical style is too distinct.If Wei Zhongxian really wanted to kill Chongzhen, where could he not get a half-grown child to pretend to be Emperor Xizong's offspring?You have to dig a well when you're thirsty, so Chongzhen is sitting on the dragon chair and giving orders, only to remember to find a few women to impregnate them?No matter how stupid Wei Zhongxian was, he couldn't be more stupid than this.

In fact, this argument was fabricated by Chongzhen himself, in order to find a reason to kill Wei Zhongxian.The reason why he didn't use the reasons recorded in the history books-disrupting the power and harming the country, killing Zhongliang-is because they were all in the game at that time, and the outsiders saw their things very clearly, while the people in the game were relatively ignorant.Chongzhen couldn't be sure whether Wei Zhongxian was guilty or not, he just wanted to kill him. It was this incident that exposed Chongzhen's typical feminine illogical thinking.It's hard to imagine that when the empire is in its most difficult period, this kind of nonsensical perceptual thinking will inevitably make the empire worse.