Chapter 106 3. The earth splits and the sky breaks open a new dynasty

Stretching out his hand to grab the sword presented by the little eunuch, Chongzhen finally came to his senses, yes, I am the emperor, when others see me, they should kneel down in fear.How about I try again... Chongzhen conducted the first test of power in his life. Pass the decree: Tonight, all the brothers who are on night shift in the palace will be given a bottle of wine and two pieces of meat... There was thunderous cheers in the palace, and countless little eunuchs ran over with wine and meat to thank them: "Long live my majesty, thank you!" Your Majesty bestows wine and meat. Damn it, your majesty, you are so fucking a buddy, tell me, your majesty, if you have any orders, let my buddy settle it for you." Chongzhen cried, and said: "Actually, I also I don't have any ideas, I just want to know...how did I become the throne?"

Earlier, a group of eunuchs swarmed over and grabbed Chong Zhen, stripped off his old clothes, put on a majestic dragon robe, helped him out of the inner palace, and came to the Golden Luan Hall.At this time, all civil and military officials had already been called by the clever little eunuchs, and they all knelt down below, shouting and screaming: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live..." There was a loud "boom", The shock made all the officials turn pale in an instant. What's happening? I don't know, the history books have recorded with gusto the strange appearance of Chongzhen when he ascended the throne.

...Suddenly there was a roar, from the northeast to the southeast corner of the capital.Gray air surged, and the house was in turmoil.After a while, there was a big earthquake, the sky collapsed and the earth collapsed, and it was as dark as night.From Shuncheng Street in the east to Xingbu Street in the north, it is three or four miles long and thirteen miles around, full of powder.There are tens of thousands of houses and tens of thousands of people, and the area around Wang Gong Factory is particularly corrupt. Zombies are swarming, the smell is suffocating, rubble is full of feet, flying in the streets, and the doors are destroyed.There were no victims in the city, and the houses were all shaken, running wildly, and the whole country was in a frenzy.The elephant house was shaken down, and all the elephants escaped.Looking at the clouds and air from a distance, they are like tangled threads, five colors, and black ganoderma lucidum.

In the area around Chang'an Avenue, human heads flew from the air from time to time, or eyebrows, noses, or even foreheads, fell one after another.Damu flew straight to Miyun, and a five-thousand-jin stone lion on Shifuma Street flew out of Shuncheng Gate.The men and women who were injured were all naked and naked, and their clothes were floating on the western mountain, hanging on the treetops... (Inside the imperial palace) 130 houses were burned, and the animal heads in the palace rushed down, killing three people in the inner palace ... These are the weird and terrifying events that happened when Emperor Chongzhen ascended the throne.To this day, people are still unable to determine what happened at that time, was it an earthquake?not like.Is it a tsunami?Not next to each other.Could it be a nuclear weapon from the future era that accidentally traveled through time and space and was thrown into Chongzhen's house?

No one could tell, but everyone was terrified—no, not everyone, at least one person, he didn't feel the slightest bit of fear. Who is so courageous... The one who didn't feel afraid is—the Emperor Chongzhen Zhu Youjian himself. Why is he not afraid? It is explained in the history books that Your Majesty is the most intelligent animal in the world, so when the landslides happen, others will feel afraid, but Your Majesty will take it calmly... This explanation is completely nonsense.In fact, the reason why Emperor Chongzhen didn't feel afraid was because he was in extreme fear and excitement. At that time, he had a vague feeling that Wei Zhongxian was not a big boss, but the real big boss was himself. But he didn't dare to be too confident about this feeling. God knows, maybe Wei Zhongxian would suddenly rush out holding a kitchen knife... When he was ten years old, he saw Wei Zhongxian fight with the officials and chased him down. Brother Zhu Youxiao's, this impression was so strong that it messed up his mind.

That is to say, at that time, Emperor Chongzhen's sense organs seemed to be soaked in boiling water, he could only hear gurgling in his ears, and he could only see fog in his eyes.The so-called feeling, on the side of the water, is not going upstream, it is inevitable to be excited and confused.The feeling in this fiery state is bound to cut off the communication with the outside world.That is to say, he heard the loud sound of landslides and landslides, and saw the dancing stone lions all over the sky, but his thinking fell into a state of stagnation, and he didn't know what was going on at all.

He has only one goal in his eyes: the dragon chair! There was only one thought in his mind: Power! In addition, not to mention the collapse of the sky, even if the Martians came suddenly, he would calmly ask: "What's your mother's name?" In short, the goal of power has obliterated his consciousness, just like a A person who is being scorched by raging fire, at this time you kiss him and ask: "Do you love me..." No wonder he would care about you! In short, compared to power and dragon chairs, the stimulation of the collapse of the sky to Chongzhen is too weak, and it is impossible to have the slightest feeling.

With a "thump", his butt finally landed heavily on the dragon chair. All of a sudden, he felt weak all over, as if his bones had been taken away by someone, and Chongzhen had a strong desire to cry out loud. I'm finally sitting here, why didn't that guy Wei Zhongxian come and chop me up? While looking left and right, a minister came out and said, "Your Majesty, let me tell you a small matter. The soldiers at the border have not been paid for many years..." Salary?This matter is very new to Chongzhen, "Will you still be paid? When my father, Emperor Guangzong, was alive, didn't he pay it once?"

The ministers mourned greatly: "I rely on your majesty, from your father to now, it has been eight years, eight years, don't mention him... Your majesty, the wages were paid only once eight years ago, but people have to eat every day Ah. For the past eight years, the soldiers at the border have been so hungry. I heard that they are now selling their wives and children, and some are begging on the street. Who the hell served as a soldier for the Ming Dynasty? The blood mold of a hundred lifetimes..." Is there such a thing?Chongzhen was very surprised to hear that: "Then why don't we make up the wages again?"

Your Majesty is holy, absolutely holy!The ministers cheered thunderously.Emperor Chongzhen let out a long sigh of relief. From this point of view, it seems that this emperor is not too difficult to be.