Chapter 45 5. The IQ between the legs

Sure enough, the possible task was done, and then everyone set off. On the first day of the march, they arrived at Longhutai and set up camp.At night, the army was beating drums and calling trumpets, but suddenly heard the sound of ghosts crying and howling wolves in the barracks. It turned out that the soldiers heard the drums and thought that the Oirats had killed them, and there was a commotion.Countless people ran around naked without clothes, and finally settled down. They just lay down in the camp, but it was already dawn, and everyone continued to set off. On the second day of the march, I saw a dark cloud coming from the southwest, and it reached the top of the head in an instant. I could only hear the sound of clattering, hail and heavy rain, all falling together, making the soldiers cry for their fathers and mothers, which was extremely miserable.When the rain was over and the sky was clear, everyone continued to walk forward, only to find an unknown number of corpses of Ming soldiers lying on the side of the road.How did these people die?The forensic doctor came forward to check and reported that they all died of starvation... Come on, so many people died of starvation in less than two days of walking.Could it be that these soldiers hadn't eaten for half a month before they came?

Logically speaking, it shouldn't be, but the history books say that this is absolutely true.If it's true, then it's true, keep going. After walking for more than ten days, he finally arrived at the Maoerzhuang battlefield in Datong. The corpses and blood all over the ground made Zhu Qizhen furious.Go ahead and pay back the blood debt for the loyal and brave soldiers who died in the Ming Dynasty. Continue to move forward, but still can not see the shadow of Wala people.In fact, the Oirats are not far ahead, moving at the same speed as the 500,000 Ming army. Although the Oirats are only 50,000 in number, they are all cavalry, but they don’t quite understand it yet. What are so many people doing here?He was curious in his heart, reluctant to go far, so he observed neither far nor near.

Just as we were going, Peng Deqing, director of the National Meteorological Administration—at that time called Qin Tianjian—came, and he said to Wang Zhen: “Mr. , I'm afraid it's... I mean, the emperor and Mr. Wang, you two have great fortune and life, and your life expectancy is the same as the sky, but judging from the astrology, it seems that you two have been mixed up for a few days..." Wang Zhen was furious when he heard that: "Peng Deqing, what nonsense are you talking about? Talking nonsense will tear your mouth apart!" Peng Deqing retreated, and at this time Guo Jing, the supervising army who escaped in the Battle of Maoerzhuang, came.He said: "Mr. Wang, I didn't scare you. I saw the fighting power of the Oirats with my own eyes. Oh, how can I tell you? The combat value and defense value of the Oirats are many levels higher than ours. You Even though we have 500,000 people here, in the eyes of others, it is just 500,000 sheep... Have you heard the story that 500,000 sheep can overthrow 50,000 northern wolves?"

"This..." The teacher couldn't help but muttered in his heart. Looking back, he found that the food for the fifty army had already been eaten up. It really isn't fun at all for the imperial conquest. "No, let's go home first?" Teacher Wang suggested to Zhu Qizhen. At this time, Zhu Qizhen finally woke up.Everything is easy to think, only when you do it will you know how difficult it is.It stands to reason that if you lead 500,000 people out to fight, you will surely win no matter what you think, but who would have expected that these 500,000 people would have to eat every meal, and his father Zhu Zhanji never mentioned this in his early years. ?By the way, the enemy actually took them away. Back then, grandfather Zhu Di beat Zhu Yunwen, and father Zhu Zhanji beat Zhu Gaoxu. They were all honestly squatting at home waiting for you to fight. They didn’t run away. How come it’s your turn, Wala People actually run away, what do you call this!

Unable to figure it out, Zhu Qizhen felt sad, angry and depressed. In fact, as early as when Zhu Zhanji assigned this homework to the young Zhu Qizhen, he accidentally fixed Zhu Qizhen's age at about six years old, and he has never grown up for so many years——strange It’s all because the life in the palace is too comfortable, and Zhu Qizhen’s life is too happy and stable, without any twists and turns, without any ups and downs. To put it bluntly, his brain no longer has any external stimulation signal input, the feedback is terminated, and it always remains at the same level. About six years old.So although his physiology has matured, he was able to make the beauties cry in the palace, but in his heart, he was still innocent and ignorant, he didn't understand anything, and he could only listen to Teacher Wang's arrangement in everything.

But the bad thing is, since Mr. Wang Zhenwang was stabbed, his wisdom has never improved.why?Because the improvement of wisdom is accomplished by stimulating the cerebral cortex with the input of external signals, but think about it for Lao Wang, in this world, what stimulation can be more enjoyable than a knife between the legs? Not anymore, never again.Therefore, Wang Zhen, who had his genitals castrated, although his intelligence was slightly higher than that of the officials in the court, but it always stayed between his legs, and it was impossible to rise again. So at this time, what Wang Zhen thought was, go ahead twenty miles, and then turn left, that is my home. My family lives on the high slope of the loess, and the knife is cut between the legs, whether it is a kitchen knife or a butcher's knife. , made me yell, yell... So I know that I have become the laughing stock of the villagers, so I might as well take the emperor and the half a million troops back... This can be regarded as rehabilitating me, and again What's wrong?

So Wang Zhen sent an order: the three armies obeyed the order and rushed to Weizhou, my hometown that haunts my dreams.