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Chapter 24 1. Big fat meat has great wisdom

The fourth emperor of the Ming Empire was Renzong Zhu Gaochi, the eldest son of Chengzu Zhu Di. But Zhu Gaochi's life was basically spent on a tightrope, and it was a fluke for him to ascend to the throne.In fact, throughout his life, he faced an extremely terrifying enemy-his own father Zhu Di. How could his father be his enemy? Speaking of this matter, the one who got angry the most was his own father Zhu Di himself.It is said that Zhu Di married the eldest daughter of Xu's family, the king of Zhongshan, and his first child was Zhu Gaochi.But I don't know which nucleotide chain of the gene is twisted badly. This child has been greatly wrong since he was born.

What's the wrong way? Zhu Gaochi is a deformed person, with a huge head, big as big as he is, and the obesity gene is running at a high speed, causing this poor child to suffer from severe obesity.He couldn't walk alone, so he had to be supported by several eunuchs.When supporting, you need to use force and pay attention to skills. If you don't pay attention for a while, you will hear the sound of "boom", pushing the golden mountain and falling the jade pillar, a majestic mountain of flesh toppled grandly.An inexperienced eunuch would be crushed to death by a pile of fresh fat on the spot.

In short, Zhu Gaochi is a pile of meat. This matter is enough to surprise his own father Zhu Di, but Zhu Gaochi seems to think that such a trick is not enough, he actually-he actually-he openly distanced himself from his father, making Zhu Di secretly suspicious , Could it be that the child's background is wrong? When depressed, fortunately his wife Xu Shi was in a hurry and gave birth to her second son Zhu Gaoxu.This kid is an out-and-out copy of Zhu Di, with the same nose, eyebrows and eyes as Zhu Di, and also has the same personality as Zhu Di. With the second son Zhu Gaoxu, Zhu Di was overjoyed, and immediately thought about letting this replica succeed him in the future.But what never expected was that Zhu Yuanzhang, Zhu Di's own father, killed him unexpectedly and disrupted Zhu Di's situation.

Speaking of which, since Zhu Yuanzhang gave birth to a large number of children, he has focused his energy on torturing these little bastards.He called a large number of emperors and grandchildren to the capital, and first pretended to let the children read. Just as the children were squeaking and reading, Zhu Yuanzhang suddenly shouted: "Everyone stand up, stand at attention, take a rest, turn left, turn right!" Turn, take one step forward, one step back, now I announce that you immediately leave the city to inspect the army." All the emperors and grandchildren rushed out of the door with a "boom", only Zhu Gaochi, a pile of fresh fat, was paralyzed on the seat and could not move.Fortunately, a few young eunuchs came over, picked up the pile of meat, and helped him go to the military parade.Not long after, all the emperors and grandsons inspected the army and returned, only Zhu Gaochi's pile of meat was still on the way to the military parade.

Zhu Yuanzhang had to wait. Waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting, waiting for a long, long time, only to see a trembling mass of fat coming from a distance.Zhu Yuanzhang was so angry that he asked, "Why did you come back so slowly?" Zhu Gaochi shook the fat on his body, and replied unhurriedly: "That's the thing, it's a bit cold today, I asked the soldiers to eat first, and then parade after eating, so I came back a bit late." Hey, this lump of fat actually knows how to be sympathetic to the soldiers.Zhu Yuanzhang was a little surprised at that time, and involuntarily became interested in this mass of fat.

A few days later, Zhu Yuanzhang put a bunch of memorials in front of Zhu Gaochi, and said, "Fat grandson, you can sort it out for grandpa, and report to grandpa what you think is important." So Zhu Gaochi shook the fat and picked out some Report to Zhu Yuanzhang for memorials related to major military affairs and people's livelihood.Zhu Yuanzhang pointed at the newspaper and said, "Fat grandson, look, there are so many typos in the memorial, you can't even see the typos, so why don't you report it." Unexpectedly, Fat Rou trembled slightly, and replied: "I have seen these typos a long time ago, but when we are emperors, we should first consider military affairs, the national economy and the people's livelihood, rather than worrying about a few typos. I wonder if Grandpa thinks so?" However... Zhu Yuanzhang rubbed his big chin resentfully, he was already impressed by this lump of fat.Big Fatty has great wisdom, this statement is not to be deceived.

In the future, when Zhu Yuanzhang chats with Zhu Gaochi again, he dare not take it lightly, for fear of being laughed at by the fat grandson for his lack of taste, but it is very difficult to find tasteful topics.Finally one day, when Zhu Yuanzhang found one, he happily ran over and asked, "Fat grandson, there were floods and droughts in ancient times, what did the common people rely on?" Zhu Gaochi flicked his brain, and replied: "It depends on the sage's sympathetic government." Hearing this, Zhu Yuanzhang took a deep breath. This is really a person who cannot be judged by appearances. The big fat in front of him actually possesses the wisdom of an emperor.

So Zhu Yuanzhang called his fourth son, Zhu Di, and asked, "Fourth, is there any clue about the heir of your family?" "Yes," Zhu Di replied hastily, "I'm going to have my second child, and that child is more like me!" Zhu Yuanzhang was overjoyed when he heard that, and immediately said: "Great, I also think your boss is suitable. You see, we two want to go together. Since you begged so much, I announce now that I will make your boss Gao Chi the son of the world." .” You fucking...Zhu Di didn't come up in one breath, and he was half dead with anger.

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