Chapter 146 2. The son of a bitch is only in the Zen position

Most of Cao Cao's death is to blame himself. It is said that Cao Cao suffered from a headache and asked Hua Tuo, a genius doctor, to treat him. Hua Tuo said: "Just take an ax to split your skull, and perform an operation to remove the root cause of the disease, and your headache will be cured." Cao Cao was shocked and said : "Are you going to murder me? Arrest me and kill him..." Hua Tuo was killed, so Cao Cao also died of pain. There is a big difference between history and romance.According to historical records, Cao Cao did suffer from headaches, and every time he had an attack, he called Hua Tuo. As long as he received acupuncture once, Cao Cao's headaches were cured for a period of time.But Hua Tuo was not happy to stay here with Cao Cao, probably because of political differences between the two parties.In Hua Tuo's eyes, Cao Cao was a treacherous minister who wanted to usurp the throne, and Hua Tuo felt wronged when he treated Cao Cao.It happened that Cao Cao had a relative who was sick and asked Hua Tuo to go to treat him. After Hua Tuo left Cao Cao, he sent Cao Cao a note saying that his wife was sick and asked for leave for a week.

A week later, Huatuo sent a second leave note, saying that his wife was still ill and the vacation was extended for one week.Another week later, Huatuo sent a third leave note, saying that his wife was seriously ill again and the vacation would be extended for another week.Another week later, Hua Tuo continued to ask for leave.This time Cao Cao got a little angry, so he sent someone to investigate, only to find that Hua Tuo's wife was alive and kicking at home.It's all the woman's fault. If you are not sick, your husband will be beheaded. So what can you do if you lie on the bed for a while longer?But Huatuo's wife refused to cooperate and insisted on running out to have fun.Hua Tuo's lies were seen through and he was sent to prison. The jailer tortured Hua Tuo severely: "Whether you recruit or not, you won't be able to recruit..." Before he could find out what Hua Tuo was asked to recruit, Hua Tuo had already been tortured and died.

Hua Tuo died, Cao Cao had a headache and no one cared about it, so he had to spread his shoes and share the incense, and bid farewell to the beautiful world. Cao Cao's death was extremely bad news for Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty.At this time, all the ministers in Xuchang were guests of the Cao family. They were loyal to the Cao family and had no affection for Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty.So after Cao Cao's eldest son, Cao Pi, took the throne of Wei, Zuo Zhonglang presented Li Fu and Taishi Cheng Xu Zhi to the table, saying: "There are laws in the world, and the fate of the country has its destiny. Now that the Han Dynasty's destiny has come to an end, it should be Wei's turn." Instead, this is called Shuntianyouren, please consider it.”

Cao Pi said with a straight face: "Is this okay? Let me express my opinion. I don't support this motion." Everyone understood it, and immediately played: "This is the destiny, please don't hesitate any longer, Your Highness." Cao Pi shook his head: "Whatever you say, I will definitely not agree." Everyone was stunned, and went out to discuss: "This matter is messed up. It should be who, what is his name, is it Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty? He should propose the Zen seat, and he himself will not get up from the dragon chair." Move your butt, how can King Wei put his butt on it?"

So everyone came to Han Xiandi: "Is Emperor Xian at home? Didn't go out to visit. I heard that you want a Zen seat. Let's come and see you." Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty shook his head: "The son of a bitch is only in Zen position, I don't have one." All the ministers: "You are such a nonsense person, you have already agreed to the Zen position, yet you lie to others and say no. I told you to lie, told you to lie, told you to lie again..." Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty: "Oh, oh, oh...don't hit me, my Zen seat, my Zen seat, my Zen seat is not enough..."

According to historical records, on the thirteenth day of October in winter, Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty offered sacrifices at the Gaozu Temple, and Zhang Yin, the acting censor doctor, was sent to hold the talisman festival to present the imperial edict with the seal, and abdicate the throne to the king of Wei.The history books went on to say that Cao Pi, the king of Wei, agreed after three refusals.So the process should look like this: Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty: "Xiao Cao, you are ruthless. Now everyone listens to you and does not listen to me. This emperor, you can do it."

Cao Pi: "This... dismisses the motion." Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty: "Please, come here. Your horse boy is too vicious, you can beat me... my head is like a pig's head." Cao Pi: "Continue to reject." Han Xiandi: "Please, please, I am sincere, really, no one hit me, no one forced me. If you don't believe me, go ask..." Cao Pi: "That's about the same... By the way, where is Xishou? Why didn't you bring Xishou?" Emperor Xian of the Han Dynasty: "It's at your sister's place, you can get it yourself."