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Chapter 103 1. The quiz winner wins the woman

Starting from Mu Zong Li Heng, his eldest son is Jing Zong, his second son is Wen Zong, and his fifth son is Wu Zong.The four masters ruled the rivers and lakes for a few days, and finally the dust settled, ending all the glory that was born obliquely from this branch of Li Heng. And the next emperor returned to the Xianzong era, and was appointed by Mu Zong's younger brother. According to the strange law of history, when the reproductive capacity of the royal family is mysteriously hindered by nature, we know that the empire is dying.Even so, the royal children still have to fulfill their sacred mission, which is impossible.

There is another thing, although with the decline of the dynasty, the reproductive capacity of the royal family has declined exponentially, but its desire to possess women is unprecedentedly strong.This is because the gene that dominates the royal family finds that it is almost dead, and when a bug occurs in the reproductive program, it will panic even more, and instead desperately occupy more of the opposite sex to cut off the genetic inheritance of other races. For example, Xianzong was determined to forge ahead and first picked Li Qi, the envoy of Zhenhai Jiedu, as a soft persimmon, and ordered him to enter Beijing.Li Qi resolutely refused to do it. As a result, the officers and soldiers were so large that Li Qi was captured alive, and the whole family was escorted to Chang'an for trial.

Xianzong swept his eyes: Well, there is a female prisoner who is super beautiful and stunning, so Xianzong hurriedly called her over: come here, are you Li Qi's daughter?The female prisoner shyly said: No, I am his girlfriend...girlfriend?Xianzong looked carefully at the list of prisoners. Oh, it turned out that this beautiful little girl was surnamed Zheng, known as Zheng in history, and she was the concubine of the main criminal Li Qi. At that time, Emperor Xianzong became angry. Look at this Li Qi, he doesn't have much ability, but his girlfriend is so beautiful. Isn't that unreasonable?Come over here, I will take you back to the house and educate you... So Xianzong took Mrs. Zheng to the inner room, educated her, and asked: "My kung fu is not built, right?"You said, compared with Li Qi, who is better in bed?

Zheng said: "Guess." Xianzong: Of course it's me... Zheng Shi: Guess again. Xianzong: ...Look at you, how can you tell the truth. During this round of guessing games, Zheng became pregnant and soon gave birth to a child.This child has problems since he was born, he can't speak, and when he looks at people, he stares eagerly, which makes people feel creepy.At that time, everyone in the palace thought he was a silly boy, so not many people noticed him. When he was ten years old, he suddenly had a nervous attack and often clapped his hands against the corner. No one knew what he saw.A few years later, he suddenly spoke, and secretly told the nanny that he had a dream in which he himself ascended to the sky on a dragon... This reactionary dream almost scared the nanny to death and ordered him to shut up.

After another period of time, Wu Zong hid in a small black room and took pills madly, so the eunuchs sat together for a secret meeting.The participants agreed: Tang Wuzong is so short-sighted that he devours mercury and cinnabar every day. He eats too much of this thing. Can he have one?So the current situation is already very clear, Wu Zong will have to eat to death sooner or later.So, after his death, who will be the emperor? The eyes of all the eunuchs turned to the depths of the harem.People have the same heart and the same reason.We all know that there is a big fool living in the back, and if he is put on the throne, hahaha, wouldn't our family have the final say in this country?

So the silly child born by Zheng was canonized as the emperor's uncle and changed his name to Li Chen.Soon after Wuzong ate pills and died alive, Li Chen ascended the throne surrounded by eunuchs as Xuanzong. On the day of enthronement, people were still worried about whether Li Chen would be able to manipulate state affairs, but when he sat on the dragon chair, his demeanor and adjudication of common affairs were all reasonable.So the ministers breathed a sigh of relief—but everyone forgot that this year, Xuanzong was already thirty-seven years old, and a thirty-seven-year-old man had just reached the IQ level of a normal person. It was obvious that this person's IQ was not high , not only is not high, but there is definitely a big problem.

Sure enough, it didn't take long before trouble began.
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