Chapter 95 3. Resume of Jingzong Li Zhan

During his lifetime, Mu Zong only cared about his own happiness, and didn't care about other people's lives at all.For the women in the palace, he only had the pleasure of being lucky, but he had no sense of responsibility. Therefore, during Mu Zong's reign, although there were many women who were lucky to be with, the palace was always left empty. The palace queen gave birth to Mu Zong's eldest son, Li Zhan.After Mu Zong's death, sixteen-year-old Li Zhan came to the throne, and the first thing he did was to make his biological mother Wang the empress dowager.Then start playing around.The child played a lot of games, but the tricks were simple, because he was originally a simple person and could not play complicated games.But for a simple-minded person, it is undoubtedly very dangerous to be on the throne.

In fact, Li Zhan managed to beat his father's record by bringing down the average age of emperors by a large margin.He ascended the throne at the age of sixteen, and died quickly at the age of eighteen, which caught the historian by surprise, and he didn't even know how to record it. Although there are only two years of service as the emperor, it is still necessary for us to study Jingzong's personal resume: Personal file of Li Zhan, the 14th emperor of the Tang Dynasty Jingzong: Name: Li Zhan Born: the seventh day of June in the fourth year of Yuanhe, 809 AD Birthplace: The other hall of the Daming Palace in the east of Chang'an, Shaanxi

Chinese Zodiac: Ox Year of death: The second year of Baoli, AD 826, at the age of eighteen Cause of death: Slaughtered by eunuchs Specialty: Fighting machine striker, Yehu Zen social relationship: Father: Mu Zong Li Heng Mother: Wang Wife: Guo Shi Son: five sons Daughter: three daughters Mental journey: 0 years old: born 12 years old: Grandpa Xianzong Li Chun was assassinated by an eunuch.Father Li Heng ascended the throne as emperor 14 years old: Father Li Heng was keen on playing polo, fell off his horse and suffered a stroke 14 years old: The minister forced Mu Zong to make him the prince

16 years old: Father Li Heng succeeded in refining the elixir of life, but died without eating it, so he ascended the throne as emperor 16 years old: Civilian Xu Zhongxin broke into the bathroom door, Liangfang craftsman Zhang Shao led the peasants into the ban, ate on the dragon chair, and was killed by the ban 17 years old: play all night, never give up 18 years old: Drinking with twenty-eight eunuchs, known as twenty-eight constellations in history, suddenly the light went out, and when it was turned on again, His Majesty had become a corpse.The murderers were eunuchs Liu Keming and Su Zuoming

Although Jingzong's emperor's career was extremely short, the excitement in his life was rich and colorful.First, a commoner named Xu Zhongxin suddenly had a whim and broke into the bathroom door, wanting to single out Jingzong to see who is the biggest idiot in the world.As a result, the heartless old Xu was slaughtered by the guards of the imperial forest, acting out a drama of the era with a very low IQ. There have been idiots from generation to generation, and their IQ is five hundred years lower.After the Xu Zhongxin incident, another incident involving the mentally handicapped in Chang'an Dayanfang broke out.From time to time, Su Xuanming, a fortune teller, and Zhang Shao, a dyer and weaver, were friendly. Suddenly, Su Xuanming had a sudden whim, counted with his fingers, and said in shock: "Old Zhang, I made a fortune just now, and you are destined to sit in the seat." Join me for lunch on the dragon chair.

Is there such a thing?Zhang Shao was overjoyed when he heard it: Then what, Lao Su, since this is the case, then let's not waste any time, and quickly gather up our brothers, let's go to the palace to eat... The history books have recorded in detail the strange behavior of the mentally handicapped group this time.Headed by Zhang Shao and Su Xuanming, they led a dozen or so dyers with even less reliable IQs, built a carriage, piled some firewood on it, and iron objects were hidden in the firewood, and the cart creaked to the Yintai Door.All the brothers took their weapons in their hands, shouted, and rushed into the palace screaming strangely.

This super mentally handicapped action was beyond everyone's expectations. The maids and eunuchs were hacked until they screamed and ran around, while Zhang Shao and Su Xuanming took the lead and killed them in front of the dragon chair.Seeing the dragon chair, Zhang Shao let out a cheerful laugh: Hahaha, the emperor takes turns to sit at my house this year.Come, come, Su Aiqing, sit on the throne with me, you and I will eat now. Then this group of people really buried pots and cooked food in the hall, and ate happily.While eating, Su Xuanming came to his senses: Hey, Lao Zhang... Zhang Shao: What did you say?Su Xuanming: ... Lao Zhang ... Zhang Shao: Su Aiqing, are you confused?Is there any reason to call me like that?Call Your Majesty quickly!Su Xuanming: Your Majesty's size, do you think this is the end of the matter?Zhang Shao: I have been enthroned as the emperor, and I am rich all over the world. I don’t know if Aiqing has any memorabilia... Su Xuanming’s melody has not been revealed yet, and there is only a howl here, Shence Army Rushing in from all directions, he could not help but cut everyone.Zhang Shao, who had just ascended the throne, died like this.

After this incident, Emperor Jingzong indulged in the fun of catching foxes. Before he could catch a few, he led twenty-eight eunuchs—known as the twenty-eight constellations in history—to hold a grand party. The fire suddenly went out, and when the candles were lit again, Jingzong had already been slaughtered by the eunuch Su Zuoming. Why did Su Zuoming kill Jingzong? According to the history books, because Jingzong didn't sympathize with these eunuchs, if he couldn't catch foxes, he would punish them severely, exile them severely, and spank their buttocks if they were mild.The eunuchs were angry, so they killed them.

But we seriously doubt whether the murderer Su Zuoming is the brother of Su Xuanming, a sorcerer who fortune-told the dyer Zhang Shao?Even if they are not brothers, everyone surnamed Su in the world is a family. If you look up the eight generations of ancestors, you will be able to find some blood relationship sooner or later.Since we can no longer find the genealogy of these two living treasures, Su Zuoming and Su Xuanming, this guess is just wild guessing, so we can only put it here for fun. Now let's take a look at the three strange incidents that Jingzong encountered: the Xu Zhongxin incident, the dyer Zhang Shao incident, and the twenty-eight constellations murder.These incidents are mentally retarded, young, nonsensical, and absurd... The reason why there are four "transformations" is because Jingzong was originally immature, just a big kid who loves to play and has a super stupid brain. Children with unreliable IQs will never encounter things that mature people will encounter, because their life circle and value orientation determine this.