Chapter 90 4. Murder and set fire to the old fairy

What is Li Shidao planning? At night, he would sit in a chair with his sword in his military uniform, motionless and wait.One waited until the middle of the night, until midnight, suddenly heard a few night birds chirping faintly from the southeast, followed by a loud laugh, an old monk with a beard as white as silver fell from the eaves like snowflakes Down: Hello, Gudu Nait, hello General, have you eaten yet? Seeing the old monk, Li Shidao was refreshed and stood up: Master, you are here, I have been waiting so hard for you. The old monk laughed and said: "It's trivial, you can talk if you have something to do."

No rush, no rush.Li Shidao sat down: the master is a famous knight all over the world, and I have heard the name of the master since I was born.I heard that the master once followed the Tang monk Tang Xuanzang to go to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, and he fought against the poisonous Bodhisattva. Some people said that the master is not a human being, but a fish swimming in the deep sea... I don’t know if this is true or not. Hee hee, the old monk said with a smile: If you tell the truth, it must be false; if you say false, it must be true. Li Shidao: ...Master's Zen skills are superb...May I ask if Master has lived a long life this year?

Still young.The old monk said with a smile: "I'm only ninety-eight years old." Ninety-eight years old?Li Shidao gasped: At such an advanced age, you still insist on fighting on the front line of murder and arson. Master, you are really admirable. The old monk spread his hands: Is there any way?Life is short and life is boring, only my Buddha is merciful, let the old monk use this Luoyang shovel, and save a few more suffering beings, so that they can be freed from the pain in the world. ? Li Shidao frowned: Master's weapon is Luoyang shovel?Isn't that for tomb raiders?

The old monk laughed and said: "A person needs to learn more skills before he can survive in this world."Young people are not old monks relying on the old to sell the old. Apart from your own ability, there is no second golden job in life. Li Shidao: What the master said is very true, so I will explain the current situation to the master now.The current situation is like this. The imperial court has been tough recently. Why are they so tough?Because they used a prime minister from the war faction named Wu Yuanheng.This Wu Yuanheng is the grandson of brother Wu Zetian, the empress of the Great Zhou Empire in the early years.In fact, Wu Yuanheng is a poet, he writes poems well, better than Bai Juyi, and also more popular with women than Bai Juyi.Master, you may have heard that the most beautiful and talented woman in the current Tang Empire is Xue Tao.How beautiful is Xue Tao's little girl?Let's put it this way, as soon as the little girl went out, the necks of men all over the street immediately grew three feet long, and their saliva flowed backwards into rivers.So the poet Bai Juyi has been pondering for a long time, if he wants to win this little girl, he can also have a one-night stand.But he wrote a lot of poems, and finally moved Xue Tao, so the two contacted to meet.At that time, Bai Juyi was so excited that he cried on the spot, saying: "Gold doesn't hesitate to buy eyebrows, and I picked up three or five branches like flowers...

Just as he was talking happily, the old monk suddenly interrupted Li Shidao: No, this poem was not written for the talented girl Xue Tao, but for the famous prostitute Guan Panpan. Li Shidao: Who is Guan Panpan? The old monk laughed and said: You don't even know about Guan Panpan, so what are you doing?Let me tell you, Guan Panpan, the super beauty during Dezong's reign, she is so beautiful, how beautiful is she?When the beauty arrived in Xuzhou, Zhang Yin, the commander-in-chief of Xuzhou, did not hesitate to mobilize his teachers and mobilize everyone, and got her and put her away.Later Zhang Shoushuai died, Guan Panpan was finally free, and was rushing out to find a boy to date, when Bai Juyi came and scolded her, saying: "Gold doesn't hesitate to buy crescent eyebrows, picking up three or five branches like a flower, the singing and dancing teacher deliberately exhausted, a Going forward and not following...meaning, Guan Panpan, you shameless person, Zhang Shoushuai snatched you, poured you with pepper water, nailed bamboo sticks with your nails, and put you on a tiger stool. How much torture did you use? That's why I trained you to be a sex slave. Now that Zhang Shoushuai is dead, how can you have the face to live on?Do you know how the word shame is written?Let Bai Juyi run on like this, guess what, Guan Panpan had no choice but to commit suicide...

Hearing this, Li Shidao couldn't listen anymore, he stood up, pointed his halberd outside the door, and said angrily: "What do you call this Bai Juyi?"Guan Panpan is a beautiful woman who insists on forcing her to commit suicide. What kind of man is this? OK!The old monk stood up: "Then I will do it now and pick off Bai Juyi's head and bring it to you." There is Master Lao.Li Shidao looked respectful and solemn, and sent the old monk away with his hands.Seeing the old monk jumping onto the roof with a whoosh, Li Shidao suddenly shouted: "Come back, Master is back, what did you say just now?"Are you going to kill Bai Juyi?

Yes indeed.The old monk replied from the eaves. Li Shidao shook his head again and again: Wrong, master, you made a mistake, I invited you here, not to kill Bai Juyi. Then who do you want me to kill?asked the old monk. Who to kill... I can't remember for a while if you interrupt me like this.Li Shidao scratched his ears and cheeks anxiously, and suddenly understood: By the way, it's Prime Minister Wu Yuanheng, didn't I just say that?Didn't Bai Juyi want to have a one-night stand with the beautiful and talented Xue Tao that day?But when the two met, Wu Yuanheng happened to come.At that time, this guy was dressed in white, fluttering like a fairy, and immediately stunned the beautiful and talented Xue Tao. He immediately threw off Bai Juyi and ignored him, and chased after Wu Yuanheng, begging for a one-night stand... You said that Wu Yuanheng, such a beautiful and talented woman, would be willing to have sex with her. He had a one-night stand, why did he go to the court to make trouble?But he didn't want to, he didn't have a romantic one-night stand, he went to the court to be the prime minister to lead the battle, and used troops against the Sifang towns, causing chaos in the world, and the people's resentment was boiling.In addition to this Wu Yuanheng, there is also Pei Du, the censor Zhongcheng, these two guys are singing together, master, you finally came out of the mountain, these two careless guys, please master, I want to see their heads with my own eyes...

Trivial.The old monk chuckled, he had already performed the night walking technique of stepping on the snow without a trace, and disappeared into the night.